About Me
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I was born at New York’s Brooklyn Pre-Med Junior Hospital in the year 1974 at . My father suggested that I should be named Philip after the screwdriver. As far as i can remember I have always been fascinated and delighted by starships and spacecrafts. My intrest in sci-fi and space has staid with me even in the future. Since I was 6 years old I have dreamed of being an astronaught with a robot as a friend. Later in life I became the biggest fan of the original Star Trek series, I even wrote fanfics about it.I also have several other interests, such as playing basketball with my brother Yancy, and break dancing, sporting moves like The Spacewalk, The Robot and The Zero-G. I always was competing against my stupid brother, but I managed to come out on top on most occasions thanks to a 7-leafed clover I found one day playing basketball.As a kid I did not have many friends, everyone said they could not stand to hang out with me for exteneded periods of time. One of my few friends I had was Richie. One day he claimed not to use drugs and then stole my moms VCR. I later found out he did drugs anyway.During high school my biggest interests were watching T.V. and playing video games. My favourite shows were "Sanford & Son", "Star Trek: The Original Series" and anything from the category "World's Blankiest Blank". Despite spending every Saturday evening in the arcades I never got any good at video games, and had to have my brother Yancy make the last move/kill for me. I also was interested in music, besides the rhythms of Noticeable F.A.T during his break dancing career; I listened to the raps of Sir Mix-a-lot and the Beastie Boys and had records of Survivor, Pat Benatar and Scorpions among others... I had all 5 albums of the Beastie Boys.Like any normal teenager I developed a taste for cola, and it peaked in high school with a weekly consumption of 100 cans. After my third cola-induced heart attack i toned it somewhat down.My big dream was to become an astronaut, but due to my low grades, lack of physical endurance and proneness to nausea I was labeled unfit. Instead I became a certified college drop-out at Coney Island Community College. WOO! After this I took a 3 year off period, in which I really concentrated on my TV watching, I knew deep down that it would one day help me safe the Earth. As a result of this I only had 93 cents in his savings account by December 1999.By the age of 24 I had acquired a job as a delivery boy at Panucci's Pizza. A place that was frequented by famous scientist Stephen Hawking. One of my most memorable achievements came later that year, when I knocked the FOX affiliate of New York off the air. On New Years Eve 1999, I was sent on a prank delivery to a cryogenics company in NY. I was annoyed by the fact that I was the victim of pranks rather than the one making them I sat down to have a beer, celebrate my crummy life, and the new lousy millennium. Just at the stroke of midnight my chair tiped and I stumbled into a free cryogenics tube. The tube quickly engaged and set the timer for 1000 years. And thats how I ended up in the future.After waking up in the future, I had experienced some cool stuff not to much at first. One of the first people that I ran into was Leela, she worked as a fate assignment officer at Applied Cryogenics. She quickly determined my fate as , you guessed it, a delivery boy. I was not happy and ran. While on the run, I met Bender and we instantly became friends, and I finally fulfilled one of my childhood dreams. When Leela was hunting me she realise that she didn't like her job, so when she finally cornered me underground she removed her own career chip, rather than installing one in me. With all three of us now fugitives, I was the one who came with a solution, we would go to my only living relative, professor Farnsworth and mooch of him. He declined giving us money, but was willing to hire the three of us for his package delivery company, Planet Express. I became an interstellar delivery boy, WOOO!!After first living in the Planet Express employee lounge, I moved in with Bender in his apartment at Robot Arms. I found Bender's apartment much too cramped, a ended up living in Bender's closet. When I was looking for 75 cents to make bail for Bender, I remembers the 93 cents I had in my account. What I didn't count on was the compound interest, which had made me a billionaire. Which I soon lost...
Other notably things I have done include being emperor of the planet Trisol, fighting Omicronians, enrolling and dropping out of Mars University, having my head stuck to another persons body, finding the lost city of Atlanta and being infected with benign parasites.
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