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Dr. Zoidberg

Reveal your mysteries to Zoidberg!

About Me

I left my home planet to become a rich doctor but instead I became the Planet Express staff doctor. When it is time for mating season on my planet, I become angry and violent and a large fin atop my head appears. But once my species mates we die, isn't that terrible? I desire to be famous whether it's in the movies or the stand up comedy circuit. Also, My uncle is the famous Harold Zoid.

My Interests

mercy killings, going to movies with friends, flirting with females how have the largest clutch of eggs

I'd like to meet:

If you have a poor grasp of the English language, look like something hideous that just crawled out from a sewer and smell even worse...I might be interested. Send a picture and a nasal swab to my office and I will evaluate the prospects.

Music:

Edna's mating call

Movies:

galaxy wars, quizblorg, quizblorg, planet of the clams, all my circuits

Television:

Ultimate Robot Fighting League, Everybody Loves Hypno Toad

Books:

Dr. Zoidberg's Disaster Preparedness Handbook

Heroes:

My uncle Harold Zoid and my friends/co-workers.