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Zapp Brannigan

Brannigans Law is like Brannigans Love, hard&fast

About Me


Kif Kroker: Welcome to Captain Zapp Brannigan’s soldier recruitment center….*sigh*….the Captain would also like me to inform all women to report to his quarters for a…errr….educational lesson.

Zapp Brannigan: I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. What do I call it, Kif?

Kif Kroker: [groaning] Sexslexia.

My Interests

What is "DOOP"?

I'd like to meet:


Hot alien babe

Music:

C-O-L-A

Movies:


Enforcing Brannigan's Law

Books:



Heroes:

Zapp Brannigan---Killbot Destroyer!

My Blog

War Victories

-*-The Rampaging Killbots in the Octillion System-*-(decorated in honor) -*-The Retiree People of the Assisted-Living Nebula-*- -*-The Pacifists of the Ghandi Nebula-*- -*-Carpet Bombing Eden 7-*- ...
Posted by Zapp Brannigan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Soldiers Only

Greetings! If you are reading this, then my work here is already half done. Only when you understand the very essence that is me---Zapp Brannigan---will you become a true soldier! Never will you b...
Posted by Zapp Brannigan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Sexy Women Only

Mmmm&.Welcome to my humble chamber, or as I call it, The Lovenasium. I am looking for a woman&a very sexy woman, preferably of the female gender. I have already made love to a sweet, sweet, one-eye...
Posted by Zapp Brannigan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST