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Kif Kroker

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About Me


I created my own profile using nUCLEArcENTURy.COM and you should too!My Name is Kif Kroker. I am Captain (If you could really call him that)Zapp Brannigan's assistant (yuck!) and first officer of the Democratic Order of Planets (DOOP) starship Nimbus. (I hate my job)Amy Wong, of the Mars Wong's is my girl. She works for Planet Express. We met a few years ago aboard the starship Titanic. Before the moron (Zapp) flew it into a black hole.
I have three nipples.
I am able to shed my skin when necessary.
I lack a skeleton.

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My Interests

hairdressing and makeovers

I'd like to meet:

Bob Dole...

Movies:

All My Circuits the movie

Television:

All My Circuits

Heroes:

Anyone who is willing to kick Zapp's ass... and Leela because she is a great captain...

My Blog

To My Amy

Dear ___Amy_____, You have a nice__Heart____. You make me ____happy___. You should ___marry me____. Someday I will ___run away with you___. You me =___Love_____. If I saw you now I'd _____be very glad...
Posted by Kif Kroker on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 11:09:00 PST