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About Me

I'm loud. I laugh at inappropriate times. I find gross things funny as well as tragedy. I'm blunt and most people can't handle that. I'm an honest person and enjoy telling the truth. I have a large problem with sarcasm and I'm usually being silly unless I'm in a bad mood and then I'm real serious. I often talk to myself and love to sing at the top of my lungs while driving in my car. I think I'm very witty and funny and often make myself laugh. I PAINT. I LIKE TO SLEEP. I DON'T LIKE COOKING, MOSTLY BECAUSE I'M A TERRIBLE COOK. AND I DON'T LIKE HOUSEWORK. I DO LIKE CHEESE. I DONT LIKE MUSHROOMS. I LIKE THE NIGHTLIFE. I LIKE TO BOOGIE. i enjoy spending time with myself. i like me! i like shoes. i like toys. i'm addicted to ice cream. i liked nemeths. Notice the past tense. I like Coors Light and Tequila. i like to bitch. i like to travel. i like stars. i like to read books and trashy tabloids. i love to eat. i love edward norton, he needs to come find me. i like junk. i never throw anything away. Serial killers. Anything about serial killers. i'm usually pretty happy until you piss me off, then it is all over. i am super lazy and enjoy not getting out of bed or getting dressed but i like clothes. i have way too many. i like michael jackson. i hate driving. i like flying. i enjoy back to the future trivia. i like candles. i like turning my cell phone off, and pressing ignore everytime someone calls me. i like sleeping in because i never can. i dont like alarm clocks. i actually enjoy doing laundry, but not folding it. i like underwear. sometimes when i smile i really feel like shouting and stabbing someone. i like peanut butter.

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My Interests

cats, death, destruction, chaos, serial killers, murder, going out drinking, sleeping, not doing anything, reading, painting, watching t.v., movies, edward norton!!!

I'd like to meet:

edward norton, michael jackson, and david bowie.

Music:

In no particular order, david bowie, veruca salt, elvis presley, michael jackson, ani difranco, failure, lagwagon, neil diamond, me first, screeching weasel, tori amos, the rolling stones, the cure, nirvana, lagwagon, sigur ros, postal service, silverchair, sebadoh, guttermouth, pixies, l7, letters to cleo, descendents, muffs, at the drive in, head automatica, year of the rabbit, sonic youth, fig dish, that dog, mazzy star, garbage, tsunami bomb, tom petty, the scorpions, U2, cat power, hole, pedro the lion, cardigans, cat power, devics, old foo fighters, frank zappa, foreigner, queen, muse, prince, fiona apple, the lovemakers, hot water music, bratmobile, sparklehorse, white snake, no use, poison, soul asylum, billy idol, boston, def lepard, muse, bloodhound gang, radiohead, and i'm tired of naming things.

Movies:

BACK TO THE FUTURE, Princess Bride, romancing the stone, Queen of the Damned, Red Sonja, Kill Bill 1 & 2, Troy, When Harry Met Sally, So I married an axe murderer, primal fear, King Arthur, Laybrinth, Merlin, Mists of Avalon, The Notebook, alfie, cold mountain, the count of monte cristo, death to smoochy, the crow, Dracula, Rounders, Closer, Harry Potter, fight club, hannibal, silence of the lambs, red dragon, 25th hours, batman begins, before sunrise, before sunset, super troopers, lotr, bill & ted, pirates of caribbean, boondock saints, beetlejuice, anything with the muppets, office space, requiem, suicide kings, king of new york, swimming with sharks, american beauty, american pyscho, gremlins, halloween, karate kid, stand by me, it, monster, coneheads, jaws, anything about serial killers or mafia movies, mystic river, batman.

Television:

sex & the city, futurama, i love buffy. Curb Your Enthusasim. Dexter. The Tudors, Cold Case Files, Foresnic Files etc. I also enjoy Law and Order.

Books:

i worked in a godamn bookstore, i love to read. i had a habit of constantly buying books and never reading them. i love vampire erotica or anything vampire related. fav's though. princess bride, mist of avalon, anne rice, laurrel k hamilton, stephanie myers, kim harrison, charlaine harris, thomas harris, harry potter of course. i have too many books, i'm a book maniac.

Heroes:

BOWIE. EDWARD NORTON. MICHAEL J FOX. MICHAEL JACKSON.

My Blog

Because Screeching Weasel Told Me So..

Are your parents married or divorced?:married. Are you a vegetarian?:negative. i love animals but i also like eating them. Do you believe in Heaven?:negative. but i do believe in satan. Have you ever ...
Posted by MaryAnn on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 12:56:00 PST

Today I got a job, true story!

When was the last time you ate a carrot?:last nite in the soup that court made...mmm...yummy! How about any other veggie?:does pizza count? What kind of wild cat would you be?:PANTHER! like my michael...
Posted by MaryAnn on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 03:11:00 PST

Cute hats and Fidel Castro make me happy

Hit me with your best shot. Fire Away!When you are home alone do you close the door when you go to the bathroom?:hehehee. depends how bad I have to go. :) Which way do you turn a door knob to open it?...
Posted by MaryAnn on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 03:13:00 PST

Getting Pretzels Stuck Up Your Nose Can Be Enjoyable. True Story

Full Name::MaryAnn Rose Bitches Nickname(s)::MA. Dew. Dewey. ScaryAnn. Mary Trash (I love that one.) Birthday::12/20 Birthplace::Painesville's Finest Zodiac Sign::Sagittarius Heritage::Irish. German. ...
Posted by MaryAnn on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 02:35:00 PST

A great man once said, I’m a lover not a fighter.

How would you describe yourself?:I've been told I'm a little looney. I prefer to say FUN... angel or devil?:Devil definitely. I have the face of an angel but think like a devil. nice or mean?:I'm nice...
Posted by MaryAnn on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 01:42:00 PST

I play the spoons like a gangsta...Yah that’s right.

Do you like anyone?::maybe..no...yes...no..let's go with maybe. Do they know it?::probably not. i now date like a man. Sign?::sagittarius baby IN THE LAST MONTH HAVE YOU. . .Had someone buy you someth...
Posted by MaryAnn on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 03:47:00 PST

Razorblades & Apple Juice

..> An interesting survey. "Random" What word most annoys you?: seriously, VAGINA. It sounds like a disease, or science experiment. I don't like it. What is your most overused phrase?: oh ...
Posted by MaryAnn on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 06:43:00 PST

Why I love my roomate! :)

This will be a continual blog of how much I love my roomate, Courtney. Who is seriously, THE BEST ROOMATE I HAVE EVER HAD! 1. She brings me food. ALL THE TIME! 2. She cooks for me! 3. She is funny as...
Posted by MaryAnn on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 04:40:00 PST

OH MY Yesterday. Oh MY!

I am exhausted! I cannot even express. I babysat my cousins yesterday from 3 p.m to 8 pm. They are 14, 11, and 4. Super fun Ps. Seriously, They rule and make me laugh so much it hurts. Anywa...
Posted by MaryAnn on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 10:58:00 PST

If I was a moonchild I’d be in a Swedish Prison

The Awesome, Exceptional, Amazing, Great, Wonderful Survey With Interesting Questions!!What do people call you?:heeehe. Thats a loaded question these days. Most ppl call me MA, Mary, MaryAnn, Scary An...
Posted by MaryAnn on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 09:00:00 PST