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Mildred

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About Me



Welcome one, welcome all to MildredSpace! It's getting towards that festive time of year where celebrations are on every corner and merry-making is all over the place! Happy Holidays to all my bovine buddies! :oD

It's not easy being a cow in the 21st century you know, just because I talk to myself doesn't mean I've got mad cow disease. I'm just a regular four limbed animal of sorts, just like you lot! Saying that, I am very like the rest of you; I eat, sleep, sh!t, sh@g and graze in the sun wherever possible!

My Interests


I'd like to meet:



I'd like to meet everyone! All you cow lovers all over the world of MySpace. Tell your friends there's a legend in the making, tell them that Mildred's here and she's keeping it moo, just for you!

I'd also like to meet that cow on the Lurpak TV commercial, bit of alright there! ;o)

Music:

Cows With Guns

Movies:

The Matrix

Books:



Heroes:

Funny Cow

Soccer Cow

My Blog

News About Cows

Jailed Cows Keosauqua, Iowa - 1998 Heifers caught jaywalking face jail time. It seems cows have been wandering onto the highways creating a traffic hazard and local officials needed to take drastic ac...
Posted by Mildred on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 06:50:00 PST

Jokes About Cows

There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields. The first cow said, "I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is really pretty scary. They say it is spreading fast; I heard it hit som...
Posted by Mildred on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 11:44:00 PST

Facts About Cows

Cows are referred to as the foster mothers of the human race because they produce most of the milk that people drink. The first cow in America arrived in Jamestown colony in 1611. Until the 1850's, n...
Posted by Mildred on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 10:45:00 PST