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About Me


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I can cook ok ... but then I usually burn my dinner !
Guess that explains some things ;·)
Which Shrek Character Are You?
You are THE DRAGON
You're often misunderstood, but are
actually quite flirtatious and romantic!
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I am the perfect storm of caffeine and genetics.
- Lorelai Gilmore, telling it like it is :·D
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Yeah, so I'm one of those self-righteous females who runs after litterbugs saying "excuse me please, you dropped something!", ends up getting her ass kicked (but you should see the other guy, HA), and then spends a dejected week contemplating the shortcomings of humanity and the downfall of personal integrity (and hygiene) to some fatalistic Beckett novel only to bounce right on back into my happy place where everything is graffiti'd flowers, baby penguins and sarcastic wit by rocking out to Smash Mouth or by watching that episode of Complete Savages where Kyle and T.J. decide to see how high the sofa will fly on two sticks of dynamite and Sam's call to the White House relays the message "if you are calling because a foreigner has moved into your neighborhood please press 1".... 's all good :·)
ZooooooOOooooooM *scatter* :·D
Oh and the only way I can watch Supernatural lately is if I record it and then turn off the sound and make the media player picture tiny on my comp screen (we're talking two inches by one inch here) for the freaky bits. How silly is that? But I still love it...and the boys! :·P And that, my friends, is me in a nutshell. Get it?? Nut in her shell?? Yeah, ok ... sigh. :·)
You Are Cookie Monster
Misunderstood as a primal monster, you're
a true hedonist with a huge sweet tooth.
You are usually feeling: Hungry.
Cookies are preferred, but you'll eat
anything if cookies aren't around.
You are famous for: Your slightly
crazy eyes and usual way of speaking
How you live your life: In the moment.
"Me want COOKIE!"
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I LIKE
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teddy bears
freckles
options
dancing
steel guitars
maps
The Far Side
bluejays
manners
beer
books
snow
fireplaces
hoodies
adventures
furry blankets
high heel boots
dishwashers
swing bands
hot chocolate
eyesight
roadtrips
critters
tv sitcoms
treadmills
fuzziness
pinks & greens
honesty
coffee shops
pajamas
toxic algae blooms
sarcasm
drummers
margaritas
daydreams
bikes
good friends
silver screens
language
thunderstorms
daisies
camping
superheroes
getting even
my sisters
being there
fairy lights
tattoos
bed & breakfast
50 First Dates
perfect flaws
happy endings
and
coming back for more
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You got a dream, you gotta protect it.
You *MIGHT* Survive an Animal Attack!
If you were attacked by a Titmouse ...
you would win, but would also need
to go to the hospital.

'Would You Survive an Animal Attack?'
Also, in case it ever becomes important, I'm a "start shooting while you're still asking questions" kind of girl, I figure it saves time, and the best defense is actually a good ummm defense, so yeah, shoot and think simultaneously, and if needs be, clean up the mess when you're done. ;·)
Which Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle are You?
You're mature and get the job done. You are a natural born leader, and normally want to be the better of the group. You take your job seriously. You must! It may NOT be a game. When you select a sport, or something you want to do, you train continuously, constantly trying to perfect it. You're always prepared for a challenge, and are normally found one step ahead of your enemies. Loving family more than life itself, you are a good friend, and can be depended on at all times.
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Which Super Hero Are You?
Wolverine!
You are an unsung super hero!
Sometimes your strength is too much for others to handle. You don't exactly ''fit in'' but you are completely of this earth and perform good deeds despite a lack of reward. You never excuse yourself from moral responsibility. You may lose your cool at times but your passion does more good than harm. You have a mature capacity to understand the many complexities of life.
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What type of Fae are you?
Find your Celestial Choir
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So I'm thinking I'll be something along the lines of a wildlife educational tour guide or a couple's therapist ("You two should DEFINITELY split up!") when I grow up. Or something. Either way, you can bet your sweet souls I'll be working my pituty off to fix things, for someone. Even if it's only one. So there. And if that doesn't work out I'm learning how to surf and moving to Hawaii for the 50 First Dates thing.
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CRUSH: You are like TOTALLY awesome!
p.s. if you don't make the choice, the choice makes you

My Interests



Sweetness

You are happy and hyper.
You like bright and cute things
and are always bouncing off walls.
Your perfect Starbucks is a
Strawberry Cream Frappuccino
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DONUTS
Toffee Nut Lattes
Pumpkin Pie
Chocolate Croissants
Cheesecake
Oreos
Cupcakes
Nutella
Reese's Peanut Butter Cups
Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream

...and any combination of the above :·D

Brands
Starbucks
Nespresso
Roxy
Hollister
Billabong
Jeep
Land Rover
The Body Shop
Kästle (r.i.p.)

Websites

BrumbleBeat
The Hunger Site
Cute Overload
GoodSearch
TV Links
Two Evil Monks
Keep Oceans Clean

Places
Boston
Ithaca
Bethany Beach
Barcelona
Lausanne
Vienna
San Fransisco
Hawaii
Woods Hole
and
Stars Hollow
:·)

I'd like to meet:

All my friends, old and new,
for the rest of my life,
with no miles or baggage between us.
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Thanks Missy C!
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Also anyone and everyone with a wicked sense of humor combined with a generous sense of kindness - so anybody who can laugh first at themselves and then at everyone else... Straightforward charmers, crrraaazzzy strong women, oxymorons, pirates, adventurers, globetrotters, people with a backbone and a bit of a *KICK* to their attitude... you catch my drift :·D

If possible, I'd also like to meet someone or something capable of building me my own personal Stargate please, thank you!! :·)

p.s. Vin Diesel is god.

Music:


Sherwood
Matchbox 20
Barenaked Ladies
Four Star Mary
Smash Mouth
Sister Hazel
Rob Thomas
Sugarland
Los Lonely Boys
David Bisbal
Estopa
ALLISON
Loni Rose
Trent Tomlinson
Zac Brown
Pussycat Dolls
Bon Jovi
DAUGHTRY
Lit
Nickelback
Herbert Grönemeyer
EELS
Boyce Avenue
One Less Reason
Rated Hero
Simple Plan
STAIND
Green Day
Counting Crows
Spin Doctors
REHAB
Beastie Boys
Will Smith
Crazy Planet Band
Dean Martin
Louis Armstrong
Dave Brubeck Quartet
Joss Stone
Brooke White
Vonda Shepard

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Favorite Albums

Bam!
Sister Hazel

A Different Light
(Sherwood)

Mad Season
(Matchbox 20)

All The Right Reasons
(Nickelback)

Live! Live!
(Sister Hazel)

Donde Estan Los Ladrones
(Shakira)

Pocket Full Of Kryptonite
(Spin Doctors)

What's The Story Morning Glory
(Oasis)

Movies:


Coming Soon!
Merry Musicals
High Society
Funny Face
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Hello Dolly
Funny Girl
Dirty Dancing
The Jungle Book
Tarzan
Magical Adventures
Hook
Shrek
George and the Dragon
The Librarian
Ella Enchanted
Night at the Museum
Bewitched
Zoom
Unlawful Entertainment
Maverick
The Abduction Club
Romancing The Stone
Six Days Seven Nights
Pirates of the Caribbean
Cutthroat Island
Sweet Vengance
Léon
Ocean's 11
The Bourne Identity
Conspiracy Theory
The Magnificent Seven
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
Charming Pasttimes
I.Q.
Grumpy Old Men
The Out-Of-Towners
Father of the Bride
Send Me No Flowers
The Little Rascals
Fantatious Fun
Madagascar
City Slickers
The Pacifier
Men In Black
You, Me & Dupree
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Toy Story
Some Like It Hot
Most Wonder Fullest
Georgia Rule
Far And Away
You've Got Mail
50 First Dates
Only You
Rosanna's Grave
Gone With the Wind
Something's Gotta Give
Meet The Robinsons

Television:


Now
Psych
Men In Trees
Eureka
Big Day
The Knights Of Prosperity
My Name Is Earl
Las Vegas
Corner Gas
Desperate Housewives
Supernatural
In Case Of Emergency
How I Met Your Mother
'Til Death

Then
I Love Lucy
Gilligan's Island
I Dream of Jeannie
The Jetsons
Josie and the Pussycats

Again
Benson
Stacked
Rodney
Stargate SG-1
Charmed
That '70s Show
Complete Savages
Joey
Malcolm in the Middle
Knight Rider
Magnum, P.I.
Quantum Leap
M*A*S*H

Always
Friends
Frasier
The Nanny
Gilmore Girls
Whose Line Is It Anyway

Plays
The Importance of Being Earnest
(Oscar Wilde)
Charley's Aunt
(Jevan Brandon-Thomas)
A Midsummer Night's Dream
(William Shakespeare)

Books:


Three Men on the Bummel
(Jerome K. Jerome)
Cocktail Time
(P.G. Wodehouse)
The Gun Seller
(Hugh Laurie)
Cordelia Underwood
Or
The Marvelous Beginnings
of the Moosepath League
(Van Reid)
The California Club
(Belinda Jones)
Asking for Trouble
(Liz Young)
Playing James
(Sarah Mason)
The Brightonomicon
(Robert Rankin)
Water Wings
(Lauren McCrossan)
The Mouse and the Motorcycle
(Beverly Cleary)
The Quiet Gentleman
(Georgettte Heyer)
Wilt
(Tom Sharpe)
Skinny Dip
(Carl Hiaasen)
Something Rotten
(Jasper Fforde)
Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman!
(Richard P. Feynman)
A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court
(Mark Twain)
The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe
(C.S. Lewis)
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
(Dr. Seuss)
The Giving Tree
(Shel Silverstein)
Never Cry Wolf
(Farley Mowat)
Catch 22
(Joseph Heller)
To Say Nothing of the Dog
(Connie Willis)
Hotel Honolulu
(Paul Theroux)
Sophie's World
(Jostein Gaarder)
Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance
(Robert Pirsig)
and of course...
Roget's Thesaurus
(Bartlett's)
Poetry
The Road Not Taken
(Robert Frost)
I stood tip-toe upon a little hill
(John Keats)
This be the verse
(Philip Larkin)
A Visit from St. Nicholas
(Clement Clarke Moore)
Paul Revere
(Beastie Boys ;·P)
Magazines
The BARk
Vanity Fair
JPG Magazine
Scientific American

Heroes:


Lorelai Gilmore

...and YOU for reading this far :·)

Profiles

Boog

Leonardo

NUTS

Stargate Command

SELF INJURY HOPE

SUICIDE HELP

My Blog

Taking it back

Taking it back There are some things you can't undo, can't take back, can't apologize for to make it ok again. Once it's out there it's out, and saying you didn't mean it doesn't work. Some peopl...
Posted by Katarina on Wed, 20 Aug 2008 03:00:00 PST

The Easy Way Out

Aftermath...This is what my arms looked like after roughly 6 times cutting in the hospital in 2006:And this is what I looked like yesterday, it's the aftermath of my engagement with a razor blade Mond...
Posted by Katarina on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 11:53:00 PST

Boomerang

************************************************************ ********I've been going through a hell of a timeMaking sense of all that you left behindWhen I arrange it into columns and linesI always thi...
Posted by Katarina on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 01:32:00 PST

Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire*

Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire (a.k.a. Happy Mother's Day)*Boy meets Girl. Girl falls in love with Boy, Boy loves Girl too and they go together like a house on fire until one fine day in May Boy decides ...
Posted by Katarina on Mon, 14 May 2007 04:05:00 PST

Survey Says...

Hey everyone, I found this survey on Mildred's page and I think it's a keeper, so I filled it out and would totally love it if you guys did too and posted it back here or sent it to my inbox :·)..>Wha...
Posted by Katarina on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 10:48:00 PST

Lausanne & Skiing Pics :·)

OK, so these aren't "nice" pictures, they're really just snapshots I took with an old digicam whose 265 functions I have yet to master, but for those of you who have never been to this part of Switzer...
Posted by Katarina on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 07:34:00 PST

Wassup Doc?

So I had another doctor's appointment today, the first in two weeks. Given what these people earn around here you'd think they'd give you your money's worth, but whatever. I suppose it's important to ...
Posted by Katarina on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 01:33:00 PST

Gone to the Dogs

Walking my "gods" (there's a reason for the anagram) is the only time during the day when everything else just stops, my brain stops spinning, the 83 different trains of thought hammering through my h...
Posted by Katarina on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 04:43:00 PST

Tempted?

To whom it may concern:You may think that because I'm not entirely unattractive and have an education that I'm daddy's spoiled little rich girl. You could think I wouldn't know what hell feels like. ...
Posted by Katarina on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 01:41:00 PST

Moving up in the world :·D

You heard it live here first...Today, at precisely 21:54 GMT+1, Ms. Bonnie Tyler herself requested my hand in MySpace friendship:^^ and yes, those are in fact 6 pages of pending Friends requests.I can...
Posted by Katarina on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 01:30:00 PST