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Roberto Robot

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Just trying to live my life, unobstructed by the man, whether the man be the police or the HAL Institute for Criminally Insane Robots.

And the other hamburger will also be made from your lungs.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

fellow creepos, psychos, nutters!

My Blog

R*i*o*t!

May Day was a real doozy for me... so much to loot, so little time... Anyone loot any cool goods lately? Any profitable robberies as of late? Yeah, maybe I'm just a perfectionist. I had some major sco...
Posted by on Tue, 02 May 2006 05:06:00 GMT

Requirements to be my friend.

I may be a robot, but I do have discerning taste and I do look at every person's profile that requests an add. Here's a quick guide to help you out:   -You must have passed puberty.  -You sh...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 11:42:00 GMT

The finer points of stabbing.

I gotta practice to stay on top of my game. Bender convinced me to sign up for a cooking class at the Learning Annex, but I don't know if that's such a good idea. I don't even eat food. And it'l...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Dec 2005 08:40:00 GMT