TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: John Zoidberg
Birthday: Unknown
Birthplace: Decapod 10
Current Location: New New York
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: None
Height: As tall as Fry
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right Clawed
Your Heritage: Dacapodian
The Shoes You Wore Today: Sandles
Your Weakness: I'm so lonely
Your Fears: Being lonely
Your Perfect Pizza: Anchovies!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get a friend
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Whoopawhoopawhoop!
Thoughts First Waking Up: Another day in the life of Dr. Zoidberg it is
Your Best Physical Feature: My beautiful egg sack
Your Bedtime: Seven o'clock
Your Most Missed Memory: Dating Edna
Pepsi or Coke: Zoidberg does not know such things he doesn't
MacDonalds or Burger King: Zoidberg does not know such things he doesn't
Single or Group Dates: Zoidberg does not know such things he doesn't
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Zoidberg does not know such things he doesn't
Chocolate or Vanilla: Zoidberg does not know such things he doesn't
Cappuccino or Coffee: Zoidberg does not know such things he doesn't
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: No
Do you Sing: Weeeellllllll, when I was two there was a tidal wave in...
Do you Shower Daily: No Zoidberg doesn't
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: I've already been to college to learn what things make humans get better and what kills them
Do you want to get Married: I wanted to get married ot Edna!
Do you belive in yourself: Of course Zoidberg doesn't!
Do you get Motion Sickness: Zoidberg does not get motion sickness he doesn't
Do you think you are Attractive: Of course Zoidberg doesn't!
Are you a Health Freak: I would like to think not
Do you get along with your Parents: My parents are dead!
Do you like Thunderstorms: No
Do you play an Instrument: No
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes. What? I can get a date! Zoidberg can and will! You watch Zoidberg!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: If the prefesor is reading this than no.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: If only Zoidberg could afford such things
In the past month have you been on Stage: Well, I'm not one to brag, but I lasted several moments before they booed me off the stage
In the past month have you been Dumped: Um...
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Yes Zoidberg has!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: No
Ever been called a Tease: No
Ever been Beaten up: Zoidberg doesn't want to talk about it he doesn't
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: Like most decapodians, after mating season
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A comedian
What country would you most like to Visit: California
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: None
Short or Long Hair: None
Height: Not too tall I want
Weight: Zoidberg likes his women in shape he does
Best Clothing Style: None Zoidberg says
Number of Drugs I have taken: None
Number of CDs I own: If only I could get enough money to buy one
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: None
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Oh, Zoidberg regrets everything! Everything!
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