Show cancelled |
Cancelled my show today. A dear friend of mine that i've known for my entire life died today. Car crash. I'll have to fly back to sydney for the funeral, so I might have to cancel another show as wel...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Apr 2009 02:22:00 GMT |
Comedy Festival Shenanigans |
Would you believe on opening night at the start of the show I tripped up the stage, yep I'm all class. My main concern was that I'd spilt a bit of my drink, yep I'm a true alcho. That was a week ago, ...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Apr 2009 01:11:00 GMT |
what a trip |
How odd it is to be back in civilisation. People, I forgot how many people there were. Not used to the cold yet, but then again I never am. Slowly getting into the comfest mode. Don't know the routine...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Mar 2009 20:25:00 GMT |
There is a god |
There is a god, because I have internet YAY!!! I got one of those prepaid usb stick thingys, cost me 150 bucks, I'll propably suck the little bugger dry tonight and then be without internet again unti...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Jan 2009 22:14:00 GMT |
This is Jack |
This is jack.
It's amazing Jack doesn't cut himself shaving with all that crap on his mirror.
Jack looks a lot like Rees Muldoon.
Jack watches seinfield, ergo Jack has no taste in comedy.
Jack spends ...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Jul 2008 05:43:00 GMT |
Last stand up gig |
lets see, where to start...
My designated driver was in a car crash on the way to pick me up, she's ok, car could be better. So I drove us to and from the gig. I drank down 3 bourbons (I never do come...
Posted by on Fri, 30 May 2008 20:06:00 GMT |
May 13th |
Today seemed like it would be a realitively shit day. For one, my clock still says may 12th because last month had only 30 days, surely they could make smarter watches by now. A storm is on the horizo...
Posted by on Mon, 12 May 2008 21:10:00 GMT |
I can think for myself |
Kograh is now stoping food joints from building in their area if the foods are to fatty, greesey or cause high calestorol. How dare they!!! I thought this was a free fucking country, I want high cales...
Posted by on Sun, 04 May 2008 18:53:00 GMT |
Stuck in the moment |
You ever hear the song 'Stuck in the moment'?
Well I've been stuck in it for the past four years. I have a tendency to forget the meaning of things, and I forgot teaching was to be my fallback....
Posted by on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 18:50:00 GMT |
The shit of it all |
Guess where I am???NOT IN FUCKING SYDNEYQuantas fucked me, It was my intention to get fucked one day, but not by a fucking airline. They put us on the plane for an hour, while the mechanic went to fin...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 23:33:00 GMT |
