playing guitar,hockey,blazin bowls,drinkin,parties,DRUM CIRCLES,video games,chillin,acting,writing,playing pool,partying,camping,singing,poetry,traveling,the stars,beaches,whitewater rafting,parasailing,snowboarding,sleep is the best.I LOVE TO PARTY!
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You Know You're Addicted to Video Games When...
Your wife tells you that you are, and you two kids; Mario, and Sonic; agree with her.
Whenever something bad happens you reach for the pause button.
You can microwave and eat a pizza pop using only your feet.
You've spent so much time playing Tony Hawk Pro Skater 4 -- you actually taught youself how to skateboard.
You've worn out the buttons in the elevator of your apartment.
The only joystick you play with anymore is plugged in to your Xbox.
You've decided you won't go outside anymore due to the 'tacky graphics, poor sound and low playability.'
You've moved your PS2 into the bathroom -- just in case you make it to the next level on Vice City.
Your hands are so gnarled from gripping the controller, you can't even tie your shoes.
You ask your doctor how many lives you have left.
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to video games.
Take the quiz: "Serial Killer Quiz"
Charles Manson
You are a crazy psycho bastard, ohh you're intimidating and spooky.
I'd like to meet:
What do you need in life?
You Need Love
You need love. You've been hurt quite alot in the past..and you don't know how to deal with it anymore. Every single person you fall for turns out to be a jerk. You don't know who to trust anymore. You wonder everyday if that one person is out there for you, and if you'll ever meet them. Don't worry, you will someday. :)
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I dont think that what i want is too much to ask: I'm a fragile girl okay? I got health problems, I've been used, abused, ignored, and treated like shit my whole life. i'm a sick person *mentally and physically*. You have to be careful around me, you cant fuck around with me like you would with somebody else. be gentle. i break bones very easy, and every movement that i make i will pay 4 in tears and i'll have every joint and muscle in my body just freeze up completely. i wont be able 2 move 4 at least a week...even as i sit here typing this long ass thing here, every breath i take is killin me in pain. sitting hurts, walking hurts, standing hurts, i mean seriously, taking a breath hurts...but nobody understands that u have to be carefull, soft, gentle with me...unless your goal is 2 hurt me which isnt hard at all and seems 2b an alarming number of guys's desires...all i ask is that i had someone who knew me and my health problems on this level so that i dont have to deal with them by myself anymore, its really lonely and depressing... i want to be appreciated, cared about, treated the way i think i should be and not like a piece of shit u can beat down and walk all over. i want to be held...i am scared...fucking terrified...of continuing to live this life completely and utterly 420% ALONE...
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PS! I'd meet MITCH HEDBERG if he was still alive, he is one of the funniest,most badass dudes out there!rock on.He's my hero :-) . I'd also meet Karyn Crisis,the bass player from MSI,Carmen Electra,Opeth...i'd like to meet a lot of people lol.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: morgan
Birthday: december 23
Birthplace: fort collins, colorado
Current Location: meridian, idaho
Eye Color: blue/green
Hair Color: blonde
Height: 5'5
Right Handed or Left Handed: right handed
Your Heritage: irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: vans
Your Weakness: eyes, chocolate, marijuana
Your Fears: the dark, loneliness, clowns, spiders
Your Perfect Pizza: one with sum buds on it
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: getting a better job, move out with my bro
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: fuck yeh dude!
Thoughts First Waking Up: fuck waking up dude, sleep is the shit!
Your Best Physical Feature: my hair?
Your Bedtime: hahaha, i laugh at this question
Your Most Missed Memory: colorado...
Pepsi or Coke: dr pepper
MacDonalds or Burger King: mcdonalds
Single or Group Dates: both
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: both
Do you Smoke: every fuckin day!
Do you Swear: obviously
Do you Sing: not in front of anybody
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: yeh...
Do you want to go to College: yes
Do you want to get Married: yeh
Do you belive in yourself: yeh fuckin right
Do you get Motion Sickness: depends
Do you think you are Attractive: is this a trick question?
Are you a Health Freak: yes, but only in one sense
Do you get along with your Parents: i do now
Do you like Thunderstorms: fuck yeh
Do you play an Instrument: guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: fuckin of course!
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: fuck yes
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no, i've never been on a date actually
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: unfortunately
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: yeh
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: hell no
In the past month have you been on Stage: unfortunately no
In the past month have you been Dumped: not in the past month no...
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no but that would be fun
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yes
Ever been Drunk: like, thousands of times
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: more times than once..
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: in my sleep, or a freak scubadiving accident
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: an actress/model, a veterinarian, or a webpage designer
What country would you most like to Visit: australia,amsterdam,and egypt
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: doesnt matter
Short or Long Hair: it depends
Height: taller than me
Weight: more than me
Best Clothing Style: punk/skater/metalhead type
Number of Drugs I have taken: everything
Number of CDs I own: 420
Number of Piercings: 15: 14 in my ears and my belly button
Number of Tattoos: one on my wrist,its fuckin so sick dude i love it!
Number of things in my Past I Regret: a couple of things
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.. You scored as Hippy.
Hippy
100%
Goth
94%
Slut
50%
Loser
44%
Nerdy Girl
25%
Athletic Tomboy
25%
Popular Bitch
19%
Preppy Girl
6%
What type of girl are you?!!
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.. You scored as
Rocker, Mosher. Your A Rocker!
Rocker, Mosher
100%
Goth
90%
Skater
65%
Emo
60%
Chav, Townie, Rude Boy, Ned, Kev
15%
Trendy
15%
Prepy
15%
What Group Are You? Chav, Rocker, Skater, Emo, Goth, Trendy, Prepy E.c.t
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You scored as
yes you need a hug. you need a hug bad!
yes you need a hug
89%
maybe not
67%
maybe
61%
dont need a hug
44%
do you need a hug!
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You scored as
Stoner. You are a stoner. You love to smoke weed. You dont have that much worries because your to stoned to know what they are. You dont care how people see you as long as youve got your weed.
Stoner
100%
Hippie
95%
Punk
70%
Fuckin Gay Ass Poser
55%
Grunge
15%
What is your drug enduced lifestyle(rock)?
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Take the quiz: "What SEx Toy R U?"
ChainsYou Like hardcore stuff! The sex necessarily doesnt have to be good just as long as you get pain invovled.
You're A Wild Drunk
You can't get enough to drink. Seriously, you'll just go puke and start pounding them back again!
What Kind of Drunk Are You?
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Music:
PINK FLOYD,the KOTTONMOUTH KINGS,and OPETH ARE MY FAVOURITES,the Eagles,Mindless Self Indulgence,Cradle of Filth,Killswitch Engage,Bleeding Through,Cock and Ball Torture,A Perfect Circle,Sublime,Paul Oakenfold,Stone Sour,Otep,36 Mafia,Opeth,Acid Bath,Macabre,Hatebreed,Grateful Dead,Maggot Twat,Lamb of God,Crashtest Dummies,Slipknot,Mushroomhead,ICP,System of a Down,Kittie,Poison the Well,Shadows Fall,the Beatles,Cypress Hill,old Metallica,Mike Patton,Bad Acid Trip,Nirvana,Avril Lavigne,System of a Down,Orgy,Nevermore,Immortal,Anti-Flag,ICP,Jack Johnson,Adema,As I Lay Dying,Morbid Angel,Creedance Clearwater Revival,Slayer,Eminem,Lords of Acid,Atreyu,the Fabulous Thunderbirds,Bungle,Aesop Rock,Breaking Benjamin,Bone Thugs,Pennywise,Throwdown,Peaches,Tech N9ne,Michelle Branch,Van Morrison,Dying Fetus,Crisis,etc...
Take the quiz: "Which member of SLipKnoT are you?"
Joey Jordison
You're really small but upbeat and layed back. When you need to move though, you are powerful and destructive! You love black metal and death metal! And your a fuckin amazing drummer!
Angel Dust
People Iced: Twenty Nine
Car Bombs Planted: One
Favorite Weapon Bottle Rockets
Arms Broken: Thirty One
Eyes Gouged: Thirteen
Tongues Cut Off: Five
Biggest Enemy: Ernie Vegas
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Movies:
QUENTIN TARANTINO IS THE MOST BRILLIANT MIND IN THE BUSINESS!!!i love all of his movies!!!kill bill one and two,pulp fiction,reservoir dogs,from dusk till dawn,and it goes on...
the devil's rejects,a clockwork orange,super troopers,elf,ALL STONER MOVIES*half baked,harold and kumar go to white castle,how high,dazed and confused..etc....*,the labyrinth,strangeland,the south park movie,the emperor's new groove & kronk's new groove,fight club,pink floyd's the wall,blow,spun,trainspotting,THE CROW,the cell,little miss sunshine,resident evil,underworld,transformers,sin city...
but the bottom line is: i love movies,i love too many of them to name them all
Television:
aquateen hungerforce, family guy, south park, the simpsons, animal planet, friends, everybody loves raymond, the fairly oddparents, rocko's modern life, animal cops and animal precinct, strong medicine, still standing, are you smarter than a fifth grader?, etc...
Books:
i read a lot...i love authors like james patterson, stephen king, henry rollins, v.c. andrews, john grisham, dean koontz, the authors of the Left Behind series, lauren weisberger, and others...
What kind of sick fuck are you?
Insane!
You are fucking insane!.....Wanna hang out?
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Heroes:
MY BROTHER
YOU KNOW UR A STONER WHEN…
You are cleaning your room and you find a huge bud under a pile of dirty underwear, but you smoke it anyways.
Everyday your girlfriend asks what you did last night instead of visit her, and you say "smoke pot".
You want to name ur kids Herb,Bud and MaryJane
You set your alarms for 420 am and pm
You flip through ten channels on the TV before you realize you were just trying to turn up the volume.
You have the munchie food right in front of you and you forget to eat 'em
You light a cigarette and forget to smoke it.
You smoke a cigarette thats not lit.
You stare at the clock waiting for 4:20 to come, then you snap out of it and realize it was 4:31.
You have a freshly packed bowl in your hand and half an hour later you realize You forgot to smoke it
You're on the phone with your best friend and you forget who you're talking to.
You went to the Superbowl thinking you were gonna get smoked out
Every story you tell begins with, "We were really high and..."
You buy your Visine at a wholesale club
Someone asks you for a dime and you tell them you're out of herb
The High Times centerfold turns you on
Your friends call you Smokey
Your parents call you Smokey
You think everyone is staring at you and there's nobody in the room
All you want to do is drink & smoke & eat & smoke & chill & smoke...
Your room turns into your grow room
Your best friend just happens to be your dealer
A friend with weed is a friend indeed; and a friend without weed is a friend in need
Your video collection consists of endless Cheech and Chong sequels
Your too phoned to stone home
Your creativity is only used when you have nothing to smoke out of
The mind is a terrible thing to waste, but you don't mind being wasted
Sorting out life's problems, the answer is always roll, lick and smoke
You were born caucasion but all your friends assume you're Chinese
Your clothes are full of burnholes from dropped joints
If an autobiography of your life was made into a movie, it would be called "Waiting to Inhale"
Breakfast consists of a spliff, some OJ, and a bowl packed with Fruity Pebbles
You get up to do something but end up smoking pot instead
You clean out your car and smoke the shake you found on your car mats
Your motto in life is Why ask Why? Just Get High
You call people you don't even like to hang out, just because you know they've got buds
You begin hearing knocks at the door and CD skips that aren't there
You find yourself in the kitchen eating everything but Spam...then you eat the Spam
AND THE FINAL REASON YOU KNOW YOU'RE A STONER...
When you have to hold onto the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Yaarrggh Matey!!!
I adopted a cute lil' pirate fetus
from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!