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morgazm

im in love with maryjane,im gonna make her my wife

About Me


I'm Morgan *you can call me morgazm*, i'm 22 years old.I live in Meridian,Idaho(*unfortunately*) haha potatoes. I love to hang out with my friends, play guitar, hockey, I LOVE TO PARTY, u know,the usual.I moved to Idaho about a year ago from Colorado, and i gotta say, Idaho isnt as bad as i thought it was gonna be but i still just wanna go back to Colorado so bad.
I miss it a lot.
I wanna go home :(

I am looking for a Daddy. If you are into that sort of thing,then you know what I mean.Enough said.
Get Your Sexy Name
If it was up to me,the song "Rest of My Life" by the Kottonmouth Kings would be the fucking anthem of the world! Take the quiz: "Should you be a VAMPIRE?"

Yes....You are perfect.....

WOW! we have a regular Dracula on our hands! You have everything the sins, the girls/guys, the blood, and the mystery! yay! how i envy you...just joking.
*~vampires turn me on~*
*~so do pirates
*~i am a VAMPIRATE
*~i like zombies
*~i love black eyeliner
*~i LOVE video games
*~i love lollipops
*~and bondage
*~pain is good on many levels
*~when i grow up i'm gonna be a pirate
*~i'll always wish that i was a vampire tho
*~i love the rain,thunder,and lightning
*~raves turn me on
*~so do glowstix :)
*~i like snowball fights
*~i love roadtrips
*~piercings and tattoos are hott
*~i love candy
*~LOL.I LIKE A LOT OF THINGS.YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT ELSE I LIKE?SORRY HAHAHA BUT YOU GOTTA TALK TO ME.*~
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Take the quiz: "Wut Kind Of Drink Are You"

Vodka
PARTY ANIMAL!!! you love to have fun and lots of it, thats why vodka fits you the best!
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if u leave me words on the fridge,leave ur name so i know who the fuck is talking to me!

My Interests

playing guitar,hockey,blazin bowls,drinkin,parties,DRUM CIRCLES,video games,chillin,acting,writing,playing pool,partying,camping,singing,poetry,traveling,the stars,beaches,whitewater rafting,parasailing,snowboarding,sleep is the best.I LOVE TO PARTY!
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You Know You're Addicted to Video Games When...

Your wife tells you that you are, and you two kids; Mario, and Sonic; agree with her.

Whenever something bad happens you reach for the pause button.

You can microwave and eat a pizza pop using only your feet.

You've spent so much time playing Tony Hawk Pro Skater 4 -- you actually taught youself how to skateboard.

You've worn out the buttons in the elevator of your apartment.

The only joystick you play with anymore is plugged in to your Xbox.

You've decided you won't go outside anymore due to the 'tacky graphics, poor sound and low playability.'

You've moved your PS2 into the bathroom -- just in case you make it to the next level on Vice City.

Your hands are so gnarled from gripping the controller, you can't even tie your shoes.

You ask your doctor how many lives you have left.
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to video games.

Take the quiz: "Serial Killer Quiz"

Charles Manson

You are a crazy psycho bastard, ohh you're intimidating and spooky.

I'd like to meet:


What do you need in life?

You Need Love
You need love. You've been hurt quite alot in the past..and you don't know how to deal with it anymore. Every single person you fall for turns out to be a jerk. You don't know who to trust anymore. You wonder everyday if that one person is out there for you, and if you'll ever meet them. Don't worry, you will someday. :)

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I dont think that what i want is too much to ask: I'm a fragile girl okay? I got health problems, I've been used, abused, ignored, and treated like shit my whole life. i'm a sick person *mentally and physically*. You have to be careful around me, you cant fuck around with me like you would with somebody else. be gentle. i break bones very easy, and every movement that i make i will pay 4 in tears and i'll have every joint and muscle in my body just freeze up completely. i wont be able 2 move 4 at least a week...even as i sit here typing this long ass thing here, every breath i take is killin me in pain. sitting hurts, walking hurts, standing hurts, i mean seriously, taking a breath hurts...but nobody understands that u have to be carefull, soft, gentle with me...unless your goal is 2 hurt me which isnt hard at all and seems 2b an alarming number of guys's desires...all i ask is that i had someone who knew me and my health problems on this level so that i dont have to deal with them by myself anymore, its really lonely and depressing... i want to be appreciated, cared about, treated the way i think i should be and not like a piece of shit u can beat down and walk all over. i want to be held...i am scared...fucking terrified...of continuing to live this life completely and utterly 420% ALONE...

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PS! I'd meet MITCH HEDBERG if he was still alive, he is one of the funniest,most badass dudes out there!rock on.He's my hero :-) . I'd also meet Karyn Crisis,the bass player from MSI,Carmen Electra,Opeth...i'd like to meet a lot of people lol.

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: morgan
Birthday: december 23
Birthplace: fort collins, colorado
Current Location: meridian, idaho
Eye Color: blue/green
Hair Color: blonde
Height: 5'5
Right Handed or Left Handed: right handed
Your Heritage: irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: vans
Your Weakness: eyes, chocolate, marijuana
Your Fears: the dark, loneliness, clowns, spiders
Your Perfect Pizza: one with sum buds on it
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: getting a better job, move out with my bro
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: fuck yeh dude!
Thoughts First Waking Up: fuck waking up dude, sleep is the shit!
Your Best Physical Feature: my hair?
Your Bedtime: hahaha, i laugh at this question
Your Most Missed Memory: colorado...
Pepsi or Coke: dr pepper
MacDonalds or Burger King: mcdonalds
Single or Group Dates: both
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: both
Do you Smoke: every fuckin day!
Do you Swear: obviously
Do you Sing: not in front of anybody
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: yeh...
Do you want to go to College: yes
Do you want to get Married: yeh
Do you belive in yourself: yeh fuckin right
Do you get Motion Sickness: depends
Do you think you are Attractive: is this a trick question?
Are you a Health Freak: yes, but only in one sense
Do you get along with your Parents: i do now
Do you like Thunderstorms: fuck yeh
Do you play an Instrument: guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: fuckin of course!
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: fuck yes
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no, i've never been on a date actually
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: unfortunately
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: yeh
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: hell no
In the past month have you been on Stage: unfortunately no
In the past month have you been Dumped: not in the past month no...
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no but that would be fun
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yes
Ever been Drunk: like, thousands of times
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: more times than once..
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: in my sleep, or a freak scubadiving accident
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: an actress/model, a veterinarian, or a webpage designer
What country would you most like to Visit: australia,amsterdam,and egypt
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: doesnt matter
Short or Long Hair: it depends
Height: taller than me
Weight: more than me
Best Clothing Style: punk/skater/metalhead type
Number of Drugs I have taken: everything
Number of CDs I own: 420
Number of Piercings: 15: 14 in my ears and my belly button
Number of Tattoos: one on my wrist,its fuckin so sick dude i love it!
Number of things in my Past I Regret: a couple of things

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.. You scored as Hippy.

Hippy


100%

Goth


94%

Slut


50%

Loser


44%

Nerdy Girl


25%

Athletic Tomboy


25%

Popular Bitch


19%

Preppy Girl


6%
What type of girl are you?!!
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.. You scored as Rocker, Mosher. Your A Rocker!

Rocker, Mosher


100%

Goth


90%

Skater


65%

Emo


60%

Chav, Townie, Rude Boy, Ned, Kev


15%

Trendy


15%

Prepy


15%
What Group Are You? Chav, Rocker, Skater, Emo, Goth, Trendy, Prepy E.c.t
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You scored as yes you need a hug. you need a hug bad!

yes you need a hug


89%

maybe not


67%

maybe


61%

dont need a hug


44%
do you need a hug!
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You scored as Stoner. You are a stoner. You love to smoke weed. You dont have that much worries because your to stoned to know what they are. You dont care how people see you as long as youve got your weed.

Stoner


100%

Hippie


95%

Punk


70%

Fuckin Gay Ass Poser


55%

Grunge


15%
What is your drug enduced lifestyle(rock)?
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Take the quiz: "What SEx Toy R U?"

Chains
You Like hardcore stuff! The sex necessarily doesnt have to be good just as long as you get pain invovled.

You're A Wild Drunk
You can't get enough to drink. Seriously, you'll just go puke and start pounding them back again!
What Kind of Drunk Are You?

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Music:

PINK FLOYD,the KOTTONMOUTH KINGS,and OPETH ARE MY FAVOURITES,the Eagles,Mindless Self Indulgence,Cradle of Filth,Killswitch Engage,Bleeding Through,Cock and Ball Torture,A Perfect Circle,Sublime,Paul Oakenfold,Stone Sour,Otep,36 Mafia,Opeth,Acid Bath,Macabre,Hatebreed,Grateful Dead,Maggot Twat,Lamb of God,Crashtest Dummies,Slipknot,Mushroomhead,ICP,System of a Down,Kittie,Poison the Well,Shadows Fall,the Beatles,Cypress Hill,old Metallica,Mike Patton,Bad Acid Trip,Nirvana,Avril Lavigne,System of a Down,Orgy,Nevermore,Immortal,Anti-Flag,ICP,Jack Johnson,Adema,As I Lay Dying,Morbid Angel,Creedance Clearwater Revival,Slayer,Eminem,Lords of Acid,Atreyu,the Fabulous Thunderbirds,Bungle,Aesop Rock,Breaking Benjamin,Bone Thugs,Pennywise,Throwdown,Peaches,Tech N9ne,Michelle Branch,Van Morrison,Dying Fetus,Crisis,etc...

Take the quiz: "Which member of SLipKnoT are you?"

Joey Jordison
You're really small but upbeat and layed back. When you need to move though, you are powerful and destructive! You love black metal and death metal! And your a fuckin amazing drummer!

Angel Dust
People Iced: Twenty Nine
Car Bombs Planted: One
Favorite Weapon Bottle Rockets
Arms Broken: Thirty One
Eyes Gouged: Thirteen
Tongues Cut Off: Five
Biggest Enemy: Ernie Vegas
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Movies:

QUENTIN TARANTINO IS THE MOST BRILLIANT MIND IN THE BUSINESS!!!i love all of his movies!!!kill bill one and two,pulp fiction,reservoir dogs,from dusk till dawn,and it goes on...

the devil's rejects,a clockwork orange,super troopers,elf,ALL STONER MOVIES*half baked,harold and kumar go to white castle,how high,dazed and confused..etc....*,the labyrinth,strangeland,the south park movie,the emperor's new groove & kronk's new groove,fight club,pink floyd's the wall,blow,spun,trainspotting,THE CROW,the cell,little miss sunshine,resident evil,underworld,transformers,sin city... but the bottom line is: i love movies,i love too many of them to name them all

Television:

aquateen hungerforce, family guy, south park, the simpsons, animal planet, friends, everybody loves raymond, the fairly oddparents, rocko's modern life, animal cops and animal precinct, strong medicine, still standing, are you smarter than a fifth grader?, etc...

Books:

i read a lot...i love authors like james patterson, stephen king, henry rollins, v.c. andrews, john grisham, dean koontz, the authors of the Left Behind series, lauren weisberger, and others...

What kind of sick fuck are you?

Insane!
You are fucking insane!.....Wanna hang out?
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Heroes:

MY BROTHER
YOU KNOW UR A STONER WHEN…
You are cleaning your room and you find a huge bud under a pile of dirty underwear, but you smoke it anyways.
Everyday your girlfriend asks what you did last night instead of visit her, and you say "smoke pot".
You want to name ur kids Herb,Bud and MaryJane
You set your alarms for 420 am and pm
You flip through ten channels on the TV before you realize you were just trying to turn up the volume.
You have the munchie food right in front of you and you forget to eat 'em
You light a cigarette and forget to smoke it.
You smoke a cigarette thats not lit.
You stare at the clock waiting for 4:20 to come, then you snap out of it and realize it was 4:31.
You have a freshly packed bowl in your hand and half an hour later you realize You forgot to smoke it
You're on the phone with your best friend and you forget who you're talking to.
You went to the Superbowl thinking you were gonna get smoked out
Every story you tell begins with, "We were really high and..."
You buy your Visine at a wholesale club
Someone asks you for a dime and you tell them you're out of herb
The High Times centerfold turns you on
Your friends call you Smokey
Your parents call you Smokey
You think everyone is staring at you and there's nobody in the room
All you want to do is drink & smoke & eat & smoke & chill & smoke...
Your room turns into your grow room
Your best friend just happens to be your dealer
A friend with weed is a friend indeed; and a friend without weed is a friend in need
Your video collection consists of endless Cheech and Chong sequels
Your too phoned to stone home
Your creativity is only used when you have nothing to smoke out of
The mind is a terrible thing to waste, but you don't mind being wasted
Sorting out life's problems, the answer is always roll, lick and smoke
You were born caucasion but all your friends assume you're Chinese
Your clothes are full of burnholes from dropped joints
If an autobiography of your life was made into a movie, it would be called "Waiting to Inhale"
Breakfast consists of a spliff, some OJ, and a bowl packed with Fruity Pebbles
You get up to do something but end up smoking pot instead
You clean out your car and smoke the shake you found on your car mats
Your motto in life is Why ask Why? Just Get High
You call people you don't even like to hang out, just because you know they've got buds
You begin hearing knocks at the door and CD skips that aren't there
You find yourself in the kitchen eating everything but Spam...then you eat the Spam
AND THE FINAL REASON YOU KNOW YOU'RE A STONER...
When you have to hold onto the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Yaarrggh Matey!!!
I adopted a cute lil' pirate fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!

My Blog

betrayal

you were supposed to be like my best friend... i was having a great time last night until you hit me... i cant believe you fucking hit me! you,of all damn people...i just never saw it coming... i was ...
Posted by morgazm on Fri, 04 Jul 2008 02:17:00 PST

sad

i am lost. every day i get a little bit more depressed. life is so bland and boring to me lately,i have the hardest time finding joy in anything anymore. my brain is getting more and more consumed wit...
Posted by morgazm on Fri, 23 May 2008 05:32:00 PST

YET ANOTHER SURGERY

im typing this one handed b/c i broke my arm and fractured my wrist so badly in so many places about four days ago that i am having surgery tomorrow.i just had a titanium plate removed from ...
Posted by morgazm on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 10:27:00 PST

LUST (*a poem*)

LUST   lust 4 the things that bring you pleasure desire keeps you wanting more but once the raging shadows fall evil pain rots the very core the core of cryptic existance and the things that brin...
Posted by morgazm on Wed, 16 May 2007 05:42:00 PST

COLORADO=HOME

YAY!!!!!  november 22-26 i will be in colorado and i am so fucking excited!!!  i'll only actually get to spend two days in fort collins but its better than nothing, i'll just be so damn thri...
Posted by morgazm on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 05:46:00 PST

Beginning to End (*a poem*)

Broken wings and evil heart Now i'm back at the fucking start Blackened eyes Blooksoaked tears How the hell do you know My deepest fears? Laying here all alone in the dark I feel the blackhole overta...
Posted by morgazm on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 10:34:00 PST

SURGERY AND LIFES OTHER BULLSHIT SHIT

so i am just totally fucking loving life right now...fucking NOT...  i dont remember the last time i was actually this depressed,lost,lonely,or at my wits end.im on the brink of totally snapping...
Posted by morgazm on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 02:57:00 PST

more jail time...

well guys...at seven im goin to turn myself in to canyon county jail.weeeeeee wut a way to spend the next 3 days of my life huh? i'll see u on monday!   peace -morgazm-...
Posted by morgazm on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 04:25:00 PST

JAIL TIME

wut up guys?just wanted to let you know that if you call me between june 14 and june 21 my phone will send you strait to my voicemail because i will be in jail.just so you know.i'll call you back when...
Posted by morgazm on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 04:37:00 PST

BULLSHIT...fucking bullshit

dude where do i even begin?two thursdays ago (*that would put us at april 13*) i got a dui in caldwell.luckily they let me bail myself out of jail so i was only in canyon county for like 13 fuckin hou...
Posted by morgazm on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 09:35:00 PST