Punkrockstar

(Lyrics) Sittin' on the couch with the morning post With a cold cup of coffee and some boring toast Thinkin' I'm-a change it up, yeah that's always fun What you reckon, Remz? A McDonald's runSo we hit the couch cushions, need some dollars, friend Yo, I found a five. Man, that's Canadian. How 'bout a loonie? A twonie? A spoon or The Goonies? Oh, it's 10:25. Dude, you gotta move, G.Got the cash, got the car, got the pedal to the floor Speed limit's 25, but I'm doing 34 Going drive-thru style, man it's fast express You can call it trans fat, I call it happinessRoll up to the teller fella with a minute to spare Frenchy with a headset, "can I take your order?" A McGriddle with a little sweet and sour there, son A McMuffin, then be stuffin' muffins up in my trunkThen a tray or two of hotcakes, man I can't decide, uh... All's I know is hit them things with Aunt Jemimah How 'bout an egg fajita for some Texas flavor No drama but my momma wants a breakfast bagelDon't forget my #4, or there'll be hell to spend And I want them eggs poached like an elephant Frenchy back on the line, "is that all your order?" No it ain't, fool, I want a Coca-Cola!Get my cup of Coke and I'm-a start a riot Cuz on the cup lid, dude depressed the "diet" Check his shirt tag, and I catch the name Brian, I ain't tryin' to drink aspartameSittin' on the couch, 'bout an hour later Pickin' at a pouch of some Now n' Laters Hardly starving, man, but I find a hunch Start the car up fast because it's time for lunchIt just takes two bucks and I get what I need Two beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese "Supersize Me" said he's had enough of it But how is it bad for my heart if I'm in love with it?If you never had McDonald's, heck, well dude you should It's a party, like a Hardee's, except the food is good Just don't get a large #2, I plead with you friend Cuz it'll be a large #2 when you see it againEnter the store, first you holla, then you Pick a couple items off the dollar menu Four hot McNuggets, dessert with custard Mix the sweet n' sour with a squirt of mustard.A Big Mac attack, you can max the lettuce Paying ain't a pain, they take cash or credit Want a water? You can pay up there for spring Or get the free Grimace cup--how embarassingThey say, "you're playing with a cardiac arrest, my boy" Only thing bad for my heart's when they forget my toy Now I'm-a have a milkshake, but before you rant It's made of shamrocks--now that's a plantPeople say it's bad, but I don't believe them McDonald's is peace--just ask Tom Friedman Momma catch me with a 'zine, and she's screaming "stop! Don't you worry, Mom, it's just my man Ray Kroc (more) (less)
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Steve
Birthday: June 13
Birthplace: In a building.
Current Location: In front of my computer... duh.
Eye Color: Poop Brown
Hair Color: Black as the darkest night in a room with no lights or windows.
Height: to tall
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right handed while jurkin left while packin my nuts.
Your Heritage: Its cuz I am mexican isnt it! I REMEMBER THE ALIMO!
The Shoes You Wore Today: Skating shoes. what do u think?
Your Weakness: Thongs boobs and... uh.. cats....
Your Fears: I fear I am having way to much fun with this
Your Perfect Pizza: ummm the one that isnt burnned.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: a pornstar pube cut.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: FUCK YOU!
Thoughts First Waking Up: I'm never drinking again.
Your Best Physical Feature: If I must say, its my shoes size.
Your Bedtime: who cares?
Your Most Missed Memory: none.
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: burger king
Single or Group Dates: group dates
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton what do u think?
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: Yes
Do you Swear: Yes
Do you Sing: Yes
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: I dont know.
Do you want to go to College: NO
Do you want to get Married: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Do you belive in yourself: I am the shit!
Do you get Motion Sickness: NO
Do you think you are Attractive: Who wouldent want this sexy body!
Are you a Health Freak: .. uhhhh.. if sitting on my ass drinkin beer is healthy then yes.
Do you get along with your Parents: who are they?
Do you like Thunderstorms: Only if I am with a woman.
Do you play an Instrument: Guitar baby!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: NO
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes lots.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: Maybe
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Heck YES! Like every Flippin DAY!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: Yes
Ever been Beaten up: No I do the beating up on the lil shrimps.
Ever Shoplifted: I SAID NO ALREADY
How do you want to Die: I want to die with one hand on a beer and another on my chick.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I am what I want to be. I make logos for a clothing label
What country would you most like to Visit: Venis cuz thats where the chicks are.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green
Favourite Hair Color: Blond
Short or Long Hair: Short
Height: 5'9
Weight: 160
Best Clothing Style: No cloths is the best I think.
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: 99999
Number of Piercings: 2
Number of Tattoos: 4
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 99999
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If there is anything you wanna know about me just ask me and I will tell you myself.