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Lieutenant Gay Joyce Ellis

I'm back, and ready to resume kicking alien ass!

About Me


Video of me changing my outfit!
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Lt. Commander Gay Joyce Ellis ( http://www.ufoseries.com/guide/ellis.html if ya don't know) - I run a "secret" para-military base on the moon that protects humans from having their organs harvested by aliens.

And I make a great Zwinky

My Interests

Rocket ScienceTajectory CalculationsEpistemology


Home sweet home.


Some friends of mine: Joan Harrington and Xenomorph .


My flyboys.
Bad aliens, bad aliens,
whatever shall you do when they come for you?


The Moonbase haircut:
Immitated,
but never equalled.
Top: Myself.
Bottom left: Talia.
Bottom Right: Miss Kitty.


My boss thought my thigh looked like the surface of an alien planet.
Really now.


Plastic figurines of me.
Am I really that notable?

I'd like to meet:

People who appreciate that I keep their organs from being harvested by aliens.

My Blog

SomethingAwful.com spoofs the lives of my co-workers and I.

  See http://www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=3934 How did these guys learn enough to make a spoof of my career and that of my co-workers at SHADO? Seems we have a security leak. The stor...
Posted by Lieutenant Gay Joyce Ellis on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 01:55:00 PST