Hillary Clinton is a fucking ROBOT!!! |
... and she was sent from the future to destroy us. There, I said it. I know for some, this is stating the obvious; but for the rest... COME ON PEOPLE, WAKE UP! My digital clock has ...
Posted by SPACE MONKEY" on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 01:22:00 PST |
pushing up daisies |
Maybe some of you can help me piece this all together. So this past weekend my brother had some sort of arguement or falling out with his wife where it was to the point that he had all his cloth...
Posted by SPACE MONKEY" on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 01:28:00 PST |
Yes, the rumors are true... |
The United States government has made it very clear that this war can not be won without me. For those of you who don't know, I was recently involuntarily recalled to active duty back into the Marine...
Posted by SPACE MONKEY" on Thu, 03 May 2007 07:30:00 PST |
Hell explained by a college student |
Editor's note: This is not an original writing of mine, but it was so good that I felt that it was worth sharing to everyone. So, enjoy...The following is an actual question given on a University of ...
Posted by SPACE MONKEY" on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 12:32:00 PST |
Al Gore, I have an inconvenient truth for you! ... You're an idiot! |
It is April, and it is snowing. I thought I was promised Global Warming! What the hell is going on?! Honestly, what do I have to do to get some warm weather around here? I mean, I'm ...
Posted by SPACE MONKEY" on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 07:25:00 PST |
Some times you just have no other choice |
There are some events in life that you just don't want to happen. You may try to do everything possible to avoid these events, but eventually there will be a time where it will catch you off gua...
Posted by SPACE MONKEY" on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 08:56:00 PST |
is it me or did that just happen?! |
I don't know about everyone else, but I don't like it when my McDonald's drive-thru lady has a goatie.
Posted by SPACE MONKEY" on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 01:22:00 PST |
Wanna cyber, baby? |
bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?BritneySpears14: Aight.bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodni...
Posted by SPACE MONKEY" on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 08:46:00 PST |
Memoirs of a Marine recruit |
Editor's note: Here's a compilation of all the letters I wrote to my father during my recruit training at Marine Corps Recuit Depot Parris Island, SC during 2001. He had recently given them to me to r...
Posted by SPACE MONKEY" on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 05:43:00 PST |
'tis the season... to get stupid |
Since the beginning of the modern age it has been tradition to string up those festively bright-colored lights around the homestead... but as time went on, it seems that Americans have gotten a little...
Posted by SPACE MONKEY" on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 08:13:00 PST |
