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Ashley Taylor

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me

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HI my name is Ashley Taylor
FERST- i am married. don't forget that, cause i am gonna play ya like a fool and tell you i ain't. i am such a loser that i had to impersonate all kinds of pretty people to find some attention. i am actually very ugly. NO, actually FUGLY. i am very large and smell like a mixture of cow crap and a professional basketball teams locker.
SECONT- i want to apologize to all the people that i lide to and let them know who i really am. i am a very nice person. and would NEVER lie. but i will be back posing as someone else later. probably some other girls profile here in my own town. i am not very smart and only finished the 8th grade. I did spend 4 years there so the School system said that i spent 12 years in school so they let me out.
i use to be a dancer at that swanky strip club called the "flying fish" i did all right. i met my first 4 ex husbands there and thought i should move on. win i was 17 i met my distant cousin Melvin. he was my daddys sister son and lived clear across the state. we got serious and i had my 5th baby with him, melvin jr. he got locked up for some crazy shit and we don't talk anymore.
my trailer park is quite nice and the tweakers here think i am something special. luckily i get some serious cash for all this child support. it really adds up. i am getting about $367.87 for 5 kids. that pays for my trailer and most of my food, NO thats a lie. i eat a LOT. but for real its a nice chunk of money.
i aint looking for a daddy for my babies. i got seven already. whew, i can't handle anymoore. but i sure would like someone to rub my feet.
ps. i love RAP music and MONKEEZ

My Interests

trailers and such

I'd like to meet:

anybody anyone, just someone to believe in ME. cause i don't lie. i don't.
that tornado did take my dog away. with my cell phone. i couldn't call cause the city wide power outage. plus the police said i was in danger of getting hit with the monkey flu if i talked to anyone for 8 hours. my son Josh has a rare diesease called "MY MOMMY IS FUCKING STUPID" everytime i get close to him he starts throwing things, i yous to think it was cause he was hungry. i mean, thats what i do when i needs food. anyway he can't go with out seeing the colr blue. that is what makes him better. i also need a job. if i could get up on a table i would but thats hard to do when you way 350lbs. Why doesn't anyone believe me. i don't lie. i just don'tI LOVE IT DOGGIE STYLE ! ; )OK how bout an update Augest 2006:LOOK Fellas, if you stop by for a quickie and my huzband shows up.. you'd better run fast cause hes a damn good shot with hiz rifel. HE klipped OLE Jason'Bill last night and it AIN'T funny.Jason'Bill please call me so we kan talk. i'll be at the clinic thurzday and friday mornings and at the DEFACs monday and tuezdays. Whot the fuck does DEFACS stand for ?? anyway, Hubby has his Probation meetinz on Wednezdays. whew.i wrote to much and my head hurts, Mommie needs a DRINK.

Television:

i had a 13inch at 1 time.

Books:

those are heavy

Heroes:

my 5 daddys. actually, 1 real dad and 3 step daddys for those of you counting. oh and the 1 daddy from the "flying fish" *WINK* *WINK*

My Blog

VALENTINEZ DAY

i nead a VALENTINZ..i donet want a dait to HOOTERS bin ther done that,.i wanna go somwhere nice like Steek and ALE or Chiliessumone giv this fat gurl sum LUVat
Posted by Ashley Taylor on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 05:43:00 PST

MY BEST GIRL FRIEND JEN

My old friend Jen has arrived, yip peeehear is her profil -http://www.myspace.com/45638976she will NOT let me be friends, maybe because she is me and I am her and together we are just FULL of SHIT !d...
Posted by Ashley Taylor on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 12:49:00 PST

DAMN IT. how com no 1 will have sex with me..

is it cause i am big and ugly. you peoples should be nuce and giv me sum actioon. my husban is pretty much lame whin it cums to havin fun..i need a boy friend.. i am taken applikations..age:race:...
Posted by Ashley Taylor on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 11:33:00 PST