Predator profile picture

Predator

I am here for Dating

About Me

I only come to this planet every thousand years or so. I have an amazingly sleek mask that will allow me to see you run away from me in any weather, lighting, or terrain (unless you pull that icy coating bullshit). My hair is amazing, and i have beautiful tribal beads in them. My shoulder cannon can blast through literally anything, and I have amazing aim, so if you see my red triangle laser, dont bother running, just take the shot like a man. I fucking hate aliens, in fact I infest remote planets with them, then come back a while later, and kill all the penis-headed shits. They've got some comics about me, some action figures, and they're comming out with another movie. My blood is awsome, but its doubtful you'll be able to see it, unless your as furious as Danny Glover, or Arnold Schwarzenegger.

My Interests

Pulling the skulls and spines out of creatures. Blasting shit. Getting drunk.

I'd like to meet:

pregnant women, that way i dont to kill you immediatly.

Music:

phish, the doors, cryptopsy, and anything by les claypool.

Movies:

Predator, Predator II, Alien Vs. Predator, Clockwork Orange, Mallrats, Star Wars, Bob Marley documentaries.

Television:

we dont get television where im from. only time i seen it was when i busted through that hags apartement in my 2nd movie.

Books:

Predator vs. Batman, the Bible.

Heroes:

I am a hero.

My Blog

Im sorry....

I cant beleive the movie was so bad...., i swear im not as pussy as they depicted that infantile dipshit. Ill run you all through! RRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHH HHHHHHHHH...
Posted by Predator on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I JUST KILLED SOME ALIENS

just blasted some aliens to hell. easy. i am such an amazing creature.
Posted by Predator on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST