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El Vaquero

Kein Mehrheit Fur Die Mitleid

About Me

Hello, everybody! My name is El Vaquero and I live in Sunland, California. I'm pretty much the fliest and craziest guy you'll ever meet. I've got some pretty cool friends with whom I "kick it" sometimes. I pretty much like to "chill" in the fullest extent of the word. It's pretty insane and intense... at the same time. Sean E. has got to be my "amigo mejor"... my main droog. We've had many good times together. Max, Michelle, Brittney, Cameron, Colton and Sausha are pretty cool too. So, anyhow, I'm pretty much just looking for some prime booty... know what I mean? I want someone who might be able to slake my seemingly insatiable concupiscence. Check out all my rocking videos, everyone! JAM!

My Interests

My hobbies... ping pong... disco dance... and sun-bathe!

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet people who rock out with their cocks out. People who aren't afraid to get crunk n' shit. Also, I'd like to meet some FUCKING BABES!

Music:

RABIA CONTRA LA MACHINA! For all you Gringos out there, that means RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE! FUCK YEAH! Bob Dyl, Sabbath, Kansas, Crass... pretty much anything that ROCKS!

Movies:

Too many to name, but some of my favorites are Predator, A Clockwork Orange, Aliens, Shaun of the Dead, 28 Days Later and... I don't know... I like zombie movies.

Television:

FUCK THAT SHIT!

Books:

Hmm... I like Mark Twain a lot... I like Dune also. Anything that kicks ass I guess.

Heroes:

Sean, Wolverine, Tourettes guy, Spiderman, Johnny Cash and Ozzy.