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Ky

Whats Worse Than Finding A Worm In Your Apple?

About Me



You wanna know about me? These several frames of animation sum up my life perfectly!http://www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=4194http://www.som ethingawful.com/index.php?a=4223
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

My Interests

Anyone named Bucky.

I'd like to meet:

Austin Louise Drabnis, and all of his littlem imp-like minions. For all of their great deeds in the EPIC line of work, commonaly known as Baby Wrestling, have won my heart, along with countless other's. Their violent acts of blatantly overpowering an infant, warm me to the core of my very existance!

Music:

The sound dogs make, scooting across the floor. It's better when the floor is heavily waxed, and the dog is wrapped in saran wrap. And, for all you green day fans out there. I present to you, you're hive mind leader!

Movies:

Dickey Moe vs. Mastodon


New Music Video From David "The Hoff" Hasselhoff - "Jump In My Car"


That's right, it's Hofficial... your favourite cult icon wants to take you home! The one and only David Hasselhoff of "Bay Watch" and "Knight Rider" fame returns with a cover of the 1975 classic 'Jump In My Car' and its a doozy. Recorded in Sydney last year with the legendary Harry Vanda (AC/DC, The Angels), the Ted Mulry Gang tune has been re-vamped with full Hoff gusto and this music video promises to rock the socks off all his Hofficial fans. Watch it, enjoy it, share it on Google Video, courtesy of Sony BMG Australia.Want more? Buy the buy the track on iTunes Australia by clicking here:http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewA lbum?id=155871591&s=143460

Africa Speaks


1930 Following the success of the 1927 adventure Bushman, Paul Hoefler, a renowned adventurer teamed up with Harold Austin, a Californian and set off in search of "a land of giants, pygmies disk-lipped women and other curiosities found in Africa." This film records their daring adventures as they traverse the great African continent.

Television:

*shrugs*

Books:

"Rapunzel, Rapunzel! Let down your hair!" She cried. The long, and lonely nights away from her lover, have left her with a fever no nothing else could satisfy...'"Once while marching with my band The Might Hamhawks, over the frozen tundra..." Page 1694 of the greatest book...never to be written.

Heroes:

Had this been changed a couple months ago, I would have put something about chuck norris...funny how times change huh? Bet you wish you hadn't of gotten that A7X tattoo now huh? LoLz!!1!

My Blog

Guess who met Machine Head!

I did!-Ky
Posted by Ky on Tue, 15 May 2007 09:08:00 PST

Concert!

Toledo, Ohio! Lamb of God, Trivium, Gorjira, and Machinehead!I'm going! I'll be back Sunday, probably. My body will more than likely be broken.-Ky
Posted by Ky on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 10:28:00 PST

Merrick Many Adventures Fun Time!

I've been working at Merrick in Bridgeport for two weeks, now. And, I thought I'd bring you all some of the greatest sayings, and phrases that I've heard there, thus far.1."Women, man...ya just gotta ...
Posted by Ky on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 11:55:00 PST

2K!

In honor of having 2000+ profile views, I bring you many video.Nah...never mind. Later folks!-Ky
Posted by Ky on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 05:04:00 PST

Indian Dannish's Travel Stop-n-Go!

Ever wonder what it would be like to be flung into air, with the awesome might of a mighty, mighty toddler?! Well, now you can continue to wonder! Feel free to day dream, and groom at our travel empor...
Posted by Ky on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 01:34:00 PST

Staning The Rug Has Never Been More Fun!

Now chances are, you'll never need this information. So never mind. -Ky
Posted by Ky on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 09:21:00 PST

BEHOLD MY MASTERFUL SOUPS!

Anyone wanna play whack-a-mole? Deb! AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Never mind. NOW LISTEN! I need to make a borscht from the bannanas of berlin by bed time, before Bernard beckons upon my brethren to breed with ...
Posted by Ky on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 01:19:00 PST

A minor myspace victory...

200 friends, and 1500 views...woooo? Thanks for being cool, people. -Ky
Posted by Ky on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 09:54:00 PST

HAHAHA!

Enjoy. -Ky
Posted by Ky on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 09:49:00 PST

That Gown Is GORGEOUS!

You swayed on to the dance floor, and into my soul. I wish we'd had more time together before that train came crashing through the walls. Why I ever left those ten metic ton cross beams on the tracks,...
Posted by Ky on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 08:11:00 PST