Dr. Blood's Orgy Of Organs

Dr. Blood's Orgy Of Organs. Where do we start? We hail from Mansfield OH. We are originally from Hell. Satan is our dad. We cut his hoof off. Read our Bio for more details.
We have been together for over 5 years.
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Biography:
Dr. Frederick J. Blood Jr. was born beneath a full, murky red moon in hell on the sixth twilight of June in the year of 1706; Birthed from a harlot who was approached for sex by Satan himself in his first attempt to bear a child to reign as prince of hell. Immediately Satan realized his dire mistake as Dr. Blood clawed his way from the womb and upward through the thoracic cavity of his whore mother to deliver himself unto the blood moon. Dr. Blood feasted his first week of meals from his very mother's corpse and continued to raise himself beneath the open skies of hell. Dr. Blood eventually murdered a pawn shop owner and took over his business as he had no offspring to pass it along to. He began to make millions of dollars from his pawn shop, one of hells most lucrative businesses, and used his money to attend "the school of organs" from 1749-1758 where he obtained his PhD with honors.
Satan knew from the beginning that he had created a child much too powerful to let him know of his true fate, so he denied his bastard son and attempted to create another child to claim the throne of hell. The result of Satan's efforts was the birth Captain Samuel T. Cadaver Esq. III, who fell from the arse of a whore and chewed himself out of the very placenta which offered him nutrients on June 6 of the year 1710. Once again seeing the error he had caused Satan decided to have a vasectomy and gave up on passing the throne for good.
Dr. Blood and Captain Cadaver met on a winter's night in the year 1800 while Cadaver participated in one of Blood's annual organ fights. Blood had become obsessed with mammalian anatomy while attending the school of organs and had begun collecting the organs of those in hell to have yearly organ fights. Cadaver and Blood felt an immediate connection and decided to join forces and upon doing so had become much more powerful than Satan, thus they would be the only individuals who could ever surface from hell since its foundation thousands of years earlier except for Satan himself. Blood and Cadaver decided to head for the surface a full two centuries later and exited a portal in a dingy basement in a suburban community. They begun reeking havoc on the human race by destroying mailboxes with frozen foods, but realized this was hardly enough to enslave the entire planet. Blood was still infatuated with anatomy and wanted to hold the ultimate organ fight… the organocalypse.
The two determined it was in their best interest to form a musical group in order to attract mass audiences of people to enslave, that group was and still is called "Dr. Blood's Orgy of Organs." The original plan is today as it has always been since their arrival on the surface, to enslave the entire human race and to hold a world-wide organ fight. 98% of the minions will be eviscerated and used as ammunition; the other 2% will be forced to participate in the throwing, launching, drop-kicking, and fornicating of organs. The only true way to enslave the entire human race lies in three secret objects that must be obtained in order to give one absolute power over the universe. Blood and Cadaver are ever seeking these objects and will stop at nothing to obtain them. Along the way the two constructed a child grinder, because the two despise children, and a morgue which was designed to house 10,010,000 bodies of only clowns and priests.
Satan is not happy with Blood and Cadaver's escape of hell and has also come to the surface in order to bring them back to hell and enslave them for all of eternity. He has recruited the help of several 'henchmen' to do his bidding including The Bird-Man, a powerful half bird, half ostrich dressed as a half assed chicken who uses laser guided socks as his weapon of choice. The Bird-Man's Achilles-heal lies in that of large red testicles, his biggest fear. Join Dr. Blood's Orgy of Organs as a faithful minion and you may end up in the 2% of those who will survive the organocalypse. Oppose the power of Dr. Blood's Orgy of Organs and prepare to be lunged upon and disemboweled into three piles; one of organ, one of bone and a third of meats!
By the way, the three secret objects are: Satan’s right cloven hoof, the grim reaper’s charm bracelet, and the jowls of Cerberus (which Dr. Blood pickeled and ate and it turns out that jowls are a powerful hallucinogen). Now that the jowls are gone, we have to manually enslave the human race since there are no other shortcuts.
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Buy your copy of “Say 10!”, The 34 track epic 2007 release by Dr. Blood’s Orgy Of Organs, today! “Say 10!” Chronicles an adventure to capture the three keys to start the Organocolypse. This album contains the instant classic songs Dr. Blood and Captain Cadaver, Say 10!, In A Mask, The Child Grinder, and many, many more. Buy your CD today and introduce yourself to The Bird-man, Satan, Dr. Blood, Captain Cadaver, Oswaldo Gornikiewicz, and the whole gang.
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Say 10! CD.......................................................... ...................$5.00
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To order the disc, a shirt, or anything else, mail us $2.00 shipping to anywhere in the continental US, international slightly more... plus the price of the item and your return address. We will hook you up with it ASAP. We have tons of CDs left, and plenty of envelopes waiting for minions.