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About Me

I'm pretty average, and then some. I rock out with my neon drumsticks, dance naked in my house, jump off my roof for adreniline rushes, and go to the bathroom wherever the hell I want to. I tend to make more friends than I really want... in fact, I really don't like most of them... they just make me feel cool. I spend a lot of time in front of the mirror, and out the mall. I run over little kids on the mountain with my snowboard just to piss off their snow bunny mothers... it's pretty great. I have this thing for goats. I can grab my nuts and do wakeboard tricks at the same time (goater). I spend way too much time with my pooch, poser, and he spends WAY too much time licking himself... I'm huge with the ladies... they spit on me, it's awesome. love me

My Interests

snowboarding, hiking, golfing, working out, working for a living, ku basketball & football, beer drinking, hanging out at the mall... and at the tracks, playing old 8tracks, picking my nose, throwing frisbee with the poser (the pooch), eating, scuba, sunbathing in a thong, breakdancing, & rockin' OUT

I'd like to meet:

ANYBODY ON THIS WEB SITE... THIS IS TOO F*CKING SWEET...http://www.somethingawful.com/cliff/ihateyou/page-17 3.htm

Music:

Music Codes - MySpace Layouts

Movies:

I own all my favorites... most watched are caddyshack, office space, high fidelity, airplane, dazed & confused, harold and maude, the big lebowski, shaft, PCU, swingers, old school, the miramax classics.. ie. - mallrats, chasing amy, jay and silent bob strike back, clerks, 40 year old virgin, wedding crashers, van wilder... RAD, gleaming the cube, break-in, willy wonka & the chocolate factory... this list could get way too long

My Blog

My birthday and how incredibly fun it was

I turned 27 yesterday. The only perk of the whole thing was having a birthday on 'hump day'. Yeah I scored, but I didn't get two chicks at the same time... I really didn't do shit other that go...
Posted by Gomer on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST