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jenny!!!!!!

you're going to show up there, talking like a fish.

About Me

BY THE POWER OF ALL THAT IS EVIL, I COMMAND YOU TO AWAKEN AND MAKE ME A SANDWICH!!!

im silly. i like pants, pirates, the innerweb, and music. like, a lot. i hate describing myself. i get bored easily. i like boba fett. i have developed a serious red vine addiciton. please help. i like dancing, i work in eddie izzard jokes as often as possible, i like cornbread.

jacob described me as 'an asshole/pirate with super awesome internet skills' and that is farily accurate.

im crap at making lists, and listing off things. i do have a special place in my heart for definition lists though. you can do some sexy shit with those.

i want to be an elbow model.

i want a pony.

My Interests

rum, my ass, somethingawful, unicorns, martinis, nerding it up, psytrance, wii, singing sinatra in my car, shoe shopping, spit swapping, being a zombie, cobb salad, learning how to use the .net framework on my powerbook

I'd like to meet:

people who can spell. people with fantastic grammar. boys who look amazing in pinstripe pants. people who can drink more than me. psytrance party partners. dn'b heads. robots. pirates. ninjas. (but none of you GBS fags*) people who know about wine, and will share that knowledge with me. people who wanna play wii with me.

before you click that button that says 'add to friends' ask yourself, 'do we know each other?' 'do i feel that jennifer would really really be excited to be my friend?' if the answer to either or both of those is 'no' or 'golly! i don't rightly know!' DO NOT CLICK THAT LINK!

i'd also like to meet people to make chit chat about popular music, space rockets and new ways to trap gypsies.

* lol just kidding guys

Music:

mclusky, godspeed you! black emperor, Sunn O))), infected mushroom, skinny puppy, the beatles, dethklok, FUTURE OF THE LEFT!!!!!, panda bear, arling & cameron

Movies:

shaun of the dead, a clockwork orange, empire strikes back, hurlyburly, pirates of the caribbean, velvet goldmine, the shining, fear and loathing in las vegas, nightbreed

Television:

SPACED, metalocalypse, 21 jumpstreet (i also watch lost, as much as i hate to watch the teevee box)

Books:

the curse of lono, lies my teacher told me, kafka on the shore, proud highway

Heroes:

Hunter S. Thompson, Dusty Geezer's Pants (they sure are strong!), that dude who's in guiness for living with hiccups for MORE THAN OR EQUAL TO 30 years, that shit is NUTS! [dear myspace: thanks for ruining my perfectly valid math statements! and by 'thanks' i mean, 'eat a cow's dick']

My Blog

RADICAL!

holy shitballs! this is what i want for christmas guys. ...
Posted by jenny!!!!!! on Sun, 25 May 2008 03:23:00 PST

lame surveys for beer drinkin times

When was the last time you talked to your number 1?dear jason: please to be chattin me up soon. i misses you.Have you ever kissed anyone who's name started with a J, K, P, or T?totes.Do you prefer war...
Posted by jenny!!!!!! on Thu, 22 May 2008 02:04:00 PST

MEGA IMPORTANT BLOG TIME!

okay boys and girls. so, either you read this all the time, or you were prompted to come here because i posted an annoying bulletin. but here you are, and lemme assure you, this shit is way important....
Posted by jenny!!!!!! on Thu, 22 May 2008 12:12:00 PST

i wish...

i wish that someone would teach devon how to play guitar already.listening to him play poorly is driving me fucking nuts.
Posted by jenny!!!!!! on Sat, 03 May 2008 11:07:00 PST

this kicks ass

i just took a break from my reading to check out a few of my favorite places on the internet to buy things. i'm certainly glad i did because i found this! now. you all know how much i love me some han...
Posted by jenny!!!!!! on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 10:56:00 PST

things i learned today

i just noticed that myspace has provided me with a handy link, just above this text box, that will allow me to 'insert emotion' into my blog. awesome. when i'm feeling more lazy i'm gonna click the sh...
Posted by jenny!!!!!! on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 11:50:00 PST

yay! mbm!!!!

meat beat manifesto was awesome. i took some video, i uploaded one to youtube. it's the end of helter skelter. check it: the rest are on my server in avi format. lemme know if you want them....
Posted by jenny!!!!!! on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 09:00:00 PST

hairs.

yay!serina cut my hairs. which is awesome because i had like, way too much fucking hair going on here and it was getting caught on everything and it was heavy and all sorts of nonsense.i don't think i...
Posted by jenny!!!!!! on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 11:40:00 PST

argh!

guys, seriously. i’ve had ’NEW BLOG SUBSCRIPTION POSTS’ on my fucking homepage for like a week. it’s driving me fucking nuts because i don’t have new blog subscription po...
Posted by jenny!!!!!! on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 03:28:00 PST

IM YELLING!

i’m only posting this because i was looking to see how sweet that new video looked on my page and noticed that 4 out of my 5 most recent blog posts had subjects that were in all caps. so i wante...
Posted by jenny!!!!!! on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 12:19:00 PST