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Andros

You gonna bark all day little doggie, or are you going to bite?

About Me


Under the lights where we stand tall
Nobody touches us at all
Showdown, shootout, spread fear within, without
We're gonna take what's ours to have
Spread the word throughout the land
They say the bad guys wear black
We're tagged and can't turn back
You see us comin'
And you all together run for cover
We're takin over this town
Here we come reach for your gun
And you better listen my friend, you see
It's been slow down below,
Aimed at you we're the cowboys from hell
Deed is done again, we've won
Ain't talking no tall tales friend
'Cause high noon, your doom
Comin' for you we're the cowboys from hell
Pillage the village, trash the scene
But better not take it out on me
'Cause a ghost town is found
Where your city used to be
So out of the darkness and into the light
Sparks fly everywhere in sight
From my double barrel, 12 gauge,
Can't lock me in your cage
You see us comin'
And you all together run for cover
We're takin over this fuckin' town
Here we come reach for your gun
And you better listen my friend, you see
It's been slow down below,
Aimed at you we're the cowboys from hell
Deed is done again, we've won
Ain't talking no tall tales friend
'Cause high noon, your doom
Comin' for you we're the cowboys from hell
CURRENT MOON moon phase info
Go placidly amid the noise & waste, & remember what comfort there may be in owning a piece thereof.
Avoid quiet & passive persons unless you are in need of sleep.
Rotate your tires.
Speak glowingly of those greater than yourself and heed well their advice even though they be turkeys; know what to kiss and when.
Consider that two wrongs never make a right but that three do.
Wherever possible, put people on hold.
Be comforted that in the face of all aridity & disillusionment and despite the changing fortunes of time, there will always be a big future in computer maintenance.
Remember the Pueblo.
Strive at all times to bend, fold, spindle, & mutilate.
Know yourself; if you need help, call the FBI.
Exercise caution in your daily affairs, especially with those persons closest to you.
That lemon on your left, for instance.
Be assured that a walk through the ocean of most souls would scarcely get your feet wet.
Fall not in love therefore; it will stick to your face.
Gracefully surrender the things of youth, birds, clean air, tuna, Taiwan; and let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
Hire people with hooks.
For a good time, call 606-4311; ask for Ken.
Take heart amid the deepening gloom that your dog is finally getting enough cheese; and reflect that whatever misfortune may be your lot, it could only be worse in Milwaukee.
You are a fluke of the universe; you have no right to be here, and whether you can hear it or not, the universe is laughing behind your back.
Therefore make peace with your God whatever you conceive Him to be: Hairy Thunderer or Cosmic Muffin.
With all its hopes, dreams, promises & urban renewal, the world continues to deteriorate.
Give up.
- "Deterioata", from National Lampoon
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If you are a friend, a hard-working Haunt Monster, or someone who is intrigued by me, I'll be more than happy to add you to my friend's list. If you wish to be added for a friend count ++, fuck off. Also, if you enjoy spamming all of your friends in bulletins with crap about religion, bad sex myths, one's sexual organ falling off if a chain letter is not forwarded, and if you don't forward shit to others and other needless "add me" bullshit, you're no friend of mine. Have a nice day.
Demon Wolf: The creature made famous by myth and
legend, you embody the terrible ferocities of
the wolf, and eat sissypants shapeshifters for
dinner.
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I Am

Which tarot card are you?
You scored as Satanism
. Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.

Satanism


79%

atheism


71%

Islam


58%

agnosticism


58%

Buddhism


50%

Paganism


46%

Judaism


33%

Hinduism


25%

Christianity


21%
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Thanks to Amy for her kick-ass pic of me and my lycan family!

My Interests

Um, Halloween, Piracy, Horror, Superstitions, Werewolves, the Confederate Flag Debate, Drunk Driving, Overpopulation, Road Rage, Death Metal, Satanism, Hearses and Shuffleboard.

I'd like to meet:

The Pope, Mel Brooks (cause he's a GOD), Rob Zombie (cause he's an EVIL God!), Ben Stiller, Harrison Ford, Brad Pitt, Julia Roberts (just to tell her how much of an asshole her brother is, but she probably knows that already, each Thanksgiving), Samuel L. Jackson, Neve Campbell, Arnold Schwarzenegger (and ask him for a fuckin' cigar), Mel Gibson (IF we can paint each other blue), Johnny Depp (not sure why, but I guess I can't be pissed at the "original"), Nicole Kidman (just to prove to her I'm more of a man than Tom), Marlon Wayans, Colin Farrell (who FUCKIN' wouldn't want to meet Colin!), Mike Myers (to hear him bitch about how much money he's making), Cameron Diaz, Bruce Willis, Jackie Chan, Tommy Lee Jones, Keanu Reeves (fellow Leo, hell yeah!), John Cleese, Ashley Judd, Steve Buscemi, Hilary Duff, Adam Sandler, Will Smith, Sylvester Stallone, Bill Murray, Ben Affleck, Christopher Walken, Dan Aykroyd, Angelina Jolie, Antonio Banderas, Mary-Kate Olsen (maybe we can do some lines!) , Jack Nicholson, Nastassja Kinski, Morgan Freeman and your mom. Hey, you fuckin' asked.

Music:

I like anything but Hip-Hop and newer country. ANYTHING. Well, that is limited, I suppose. Hmmm... Right. The Misfits (WITH Danzig....), The Ghastly Ones, The Bomboras, Rob Zombie, older Metallica, Lamb of God, Bloodhound Gang, Buck Owens, GWAR, El Grupo Sexo (REAL L.A. Punks remember them...), Violent Femmes, Dirty Sanchez, DRI, Mozart, Oingo Boingo, older Black Sabbath, Graveyard Farmers, Slayer, Slipknot, Elvis, Siouxsie and the Banshees, The Cure, Sublime, The Clash, older Red Hot Chili Pepers, Tenacious D, Sex Pistols, Elvis, Miles Davis, The Beatles, Johnny Cash, The Mama's and the Papa's, Abba; Ozzy, Creedance Cleerwater Revival, K.C. and the Sunshine Band, Primus, The Rolling Stones, Glenn Miller; Frank Sinatra, Primus, Dean Martin, older Megadeath Wayne Newton; Glen Campbell, Perry Como; The Cramps.......fuck I dunno...

Movies:

Blazing Saddles, Master & Commander, Debbie Does Dallas, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Animal House, Gallipoli, Behind the Green Door, Dog Soldiers, It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World, Braveheart, Suck Two Dicks, Army of Darkness, Rat Race, Priscilla: Queen of the Desert, anything with Ron Jeremy in it, Evil Dead, Caddyshack, For the Boys, Darla Crane, Underworld (although, it did kinda suck), and a shit load of others I really don't have time for you to read.

Television:

I don't watch television. Well, except for Mega Xtreme Challenge. Funny as hell to watch people from the East beat the hell out of themselves for prize money. Oh, and porn. Wait. Does porn count?

Books:

Read a fucking book!

Heroes:

I have no heroes. There are none left on this faceless planet.

My Blog

Resolutions for 2007

Resolutions that I will continue for 2007:1--Unless I get to know someone, I will try not to judge others because the jury is still out on me2--To make a new best friend: Me.4--Not to tailgate. My tim...
Posted by Andros on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 10:34:00 PST

Back From the Grave

It starts. Here we are again.  And we'll be here til the end. And so the slogans go.  Today, I'm inspired, excited, elated and ready.  I weighed myself this morning, and the damn ...
Posted by Andros on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 11:28:00 PST

Monster Reunions

Such was the day, being August 1st, as I can't remember it being so early for a rehire date.  It all starts here.  My usual silver bullet gang all gathered, excited, elated and seemingly rea...
Posted by Andros on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 10:33:00 PST

Giddy

Holy crap! It seems that the election episode for Deadwood is to be aired on Sunday evening.   I'm so excited!   Finally...   A program I can be happy about being in, and not some B mov...
Posted by Andros on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 01:10:00 PST

Happy New Year

Another day at the pirate shoppe, and it's been a good day.  The sun's out.  People are comin' in, happy, and sales are fantastic (for the day before New Year's). A couple of my regulars com...
Posted by Andros on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 02:07:00 PST

Bad Dreams

I just woke up from that fucking bad dream I usually have.  In the dream, I wake up, and I'm back in the Hotel Roosevelt, where I had just waken up, realizing I was homeless.  I look around,...
Posted by Andros on Fri, 16 Dec 2005 02:42:00 PST

My Hideous Progeny

A strange Haunt memory returned to me, being that after the last night, I saw my dad backing one of the many family meat trucks into the plant lot at 4am.  I remember attending Haunt, way back wh...
Posted by Andros on Wed, 02 Nov 2005 01:13:00 PST

To answer questions... and Happy Halloween

To quelch any insane Haunt rumors.... NO, I have not been fired. NO, Loc is not fired. Thanks. Ha! Anyway, let me start by making note that the evening started off great, and it continued.  ...
Posted by Andros on Mon, 31 Oct 2005 12:15:00 PST

And we venture back to the grave tomorrow....

So, yup.  More than a week has passed since I have logged a thing.  Tired as hell, trying to play "Catch-Up" on everthing that inevitably will be put on hold for all of October.  That i...
Posted by Andros on Sun, 30 Oct 2005 01:50:00 PST

The Forever Long Night

It started out great.  Haunt that is.  Another Wednesday night we anticipated being a slow, but fun one. I get my face done nicely by my make-up artist, who is more and more courageous with...
Posted by Andros on Thu, 20 Oct 2005 12:35:00 PST