I'm picky, so don't be better looking than me or I'll give you such a pinch! I am admittedly a bit of a chubby chaser. The chubbier the better. I like to be smothered by the woman I am with. I like a woman whose boobs are as big around as wagon wheels and as heavy and lumpy as 25lb sack of potatoes. I also like adventurous women. So if you're skinny, that's ok as long as you don't mind me feeding you until you're as heavy as I want you to be. GOD I love the slightly tacky, oddly moist, completely salty and sultry (almost Amazonish) wet feeling of a woman lying on top of me smothering me in her flesh. Damn I need to pull out #9 for today! Yeeeaaaggghhh!!! Oh and I want to meet Trekkies and people who's turn ons include butter, being slapped, slapping, toe sucking, wearing leather, performing adequately and gargling choad until we both laugh ourselves lovingly into my twin pink beanbag chairs. I am also into furries. I love dressing up as a furry squirrelmonkey and scritching my friends while I purr!!! Yes squirrelmonkeys purr! Shuddup. I also like have a thing for large transgendered negro purple griffins! Man them milk shakes brings ME to the yard, I tell you what.