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somer

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Small town girl moves to Los Angeles, lives glamorous life, weds up-and-coming writer, gives birth to perfect child, and never chips a nail. Clearly, she is a robot.

Likes: manchego cheese; grammar books; trashy magazines; Portland, OR; crocheting.

Dislikes: the words "rural" and "funky"; fast food; the band Rush; cleaning the litterbox.

My Interests

hyperbolic crochet; fiber arts; nutrition; astronomy; film noir; bookstores; anomalies; vintage jewelry; Art Nouveau; reading; hair products; jigsaw puzzles; belly dancing

I'd like to meet:

Fellow ___________ who are into ___________.

Music:

Doves, NIN, Sigur Ros, Aimee Mann, PJ Harvey, Muse, TV On The Radio, Peaches, My Bloody Valentine, Steely Dan, Tori Amos, Billie Holiday, Prince, Talking Heads, Air, Ennio Morricone, David Bowie, Aphex Twin, The Cars, Queens of the Stone Age, She Wants Revenge, Tom Petty and The Heartbreakers

Movies:

The Thin Man; Chinatown; The Iron Giant; Baraka; Kill Bill Vols. 1 and 2; North By Northwest; Charade; Pillow Talk; The Fountain; The Incredibles; Fallen Angels; The Muppet Movie; The Nightmare Before Christmas; Double Indemnity; The Jerk; Vacation; Office Space

Television:

Heroes; Dexter; 24; Veronica Mars; Battlestar Galactica; The Riches; Weeds; Who Wants To Be A Superhero?; Yo Gabba Gabba; The Family Guy; Aqua Teen Hungerforce; The Daily Show; Reno 911; Arrested Development; Deadwood; The Office (both US and UK); Beauty and the Geek; Lost; Absolutely Fabulous; Twin Peaks (best show ever)

My Blog

moving on: what i do best

who are these 700 people looking at my blog? i think the stats are wrong. i know it's views, not individual IP addresses, but still. all i'm saying is i'm not all that exciting.how's this for exciting...
Posted by somer on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 07:49:00 PST

i literally "peed" my pant's laughing

i followed a link, and lo, it led me to find my people on the interwebs:the "blog" of "unnecessary" quotation marksliterally, a weblogapostrophe abuseLowercase L...
Posted by somer on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 11:15:00 PST

dude, where's my lighter?

Driving home from work today, Oliver and I heard "Pour Some Sugar On Me" by Def Leppard on the classic rock station. This is hilarious because:1) since when is Def Leppard classic rock?! 2) please tel...
Posted by somer on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 08:49:00 PST

duuuuhhhhhh

so the reason i resisted joining myspace for so fracking long is simply this: i don't get it. yeah, yeah, it's for girls who like to show their boobs to creepy dudes, but what are all these other peop...
Posted by somer on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 11:03:00 PST

current project

i've undertaken a monster of a crochet project: an afghan.yes, i said afghan, as in those hideous things grandma used to make out of cheap, tacky yarn.hey look, i'm even using cheap, tacky yarn!it's a...
Posted by somer on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 08:46:00 PST