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Bear

I am Jinglebells, and I am evil.

About Me

I'm a true geek, if you must know. I work the Renaissance Pleasure Faire out in Devore, and have been doing so for 13 years. I also work as a monster at Knott's Scary Farm. You can attempt to find me in the GHOST TOWN STREETS as yet another dead cowboy roaming aimlessly. I USED to work for Disney, doing third shift custodial for California Adventures (got some stories of THAT place....maybe not amazing, but interesting). And I currently work for House of Blues as security. I love games of all sorts. Beer and single malt are a Bear's best friend.........and for the ladies.......if you FLASH at my work.......YOU WILL NOT GET THROWN OUT!! Trust me......we appreciate it.....helps us get through the rest of the days. Well, that's me. You can run screaming now.......
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My Interests

Renaissance Faire reenactor with Clan MacColin (St. Andrews). Former makup & FX artist, I do it occasionally for fun and friends. Kareoke singer. RPG player. Use to work as a movie extra. Used to do a LOT of things. Lol... Stage, Screen, Sandbox warrior (Faire geeks will get that joke). I sing Irish and Sea shanties (is that spelled right?). MC for all occasions, just haven't found the occasion.

I'd like to meet:

I made this dog 'n pony show of a site for the perusal and vain approval of my FRIENDS. I'M NOT HERE TO HOOK UP. I'M NOT HERE TO FIND MORE FRIENDS. DO NOT GET BUTT HURT IF I DON'T ADD YOU!!!If I know you, and you want to be added SEND ME A MESSAGE! My memory sucks, tell me who you are and where we know each other. If that's too much, oh well....If I don't know you and you want to be added and I DON'T add you. I'm sure you're a wonderful person with an awsome personality and rock-hard abs. My apologies,.... I'm fat......and I'm jealous of you and being PETTY.

Music:

I listen to music all the time.....GAWDS that cracks me up every time I say that! heHEEE!! I like Bullets 'n Octane, Throwrag, old Rat pack stuff, Big Bad Voodoo Daddys, They Might Be Giants, The Fenians, The Young Dubliners (feel better Keith), Slayer ( cause Kerry and his wife kick ass), Static X, Suicidal Tendencies........do you notice I'm all over the board concerning music? I listen to it all. From Mozart to Toby Keith ("I love this bar", kickass song). No one should listen to just ONE kind of music. Especially musicians. Where's the spice without variety? I still want to start a band........Folk thrash! AH!!! Okay, stop laughing at me.........or I'll fart or sumfin.......

Movies:

I like all sorts. Always go for the fantasy thriller. Still stuck on the Harry Potter flicks (though I'm upset with the Director Alfonso and his interpretation of the third book,...OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!) Love "True Lies", every time I see Tom Arnold take it in the nads......ic. But the list of movies is too long to post. Sorry.

Television:

I Sci-Fi, Comedy Central, USA Network, music choice channels, Nature channels, History channels, I don't have any of the movie channels though. Fuck them if it costs more. I have DVDs....

Books:

Laurell K. Hamilton, Steven Brust, Piers Anthony, Terry Pratchett, J.K. Rowling and many other authors I cannot remember but enjoy their work nonetheless.

Heroes:

DOC POWER! YEAH BABY! DOC POWER FOR PRESIDENT ! Okay, no one will understand that, but that's just MY dirty little inside joke......... My parents, my Grandma Pinckney, and anybody who might face a bullet or jump into danger in his proffession.

My Blog

D-land!

I ran into the lead singer for Dramarama at Disneyland yesterday. I met him months to years ago when he played at HOB. He is such a nice guy.....and he's fearless. He was in the process of taking his ...
Posted by Bear on Tue, 22 May 2007 02:39:00 PST

Blah

Final weekend of the Faire. Hope more people I know show up. They can drink beer with me and or flash me. Lol.... I've healed. Still get twinges of pain, but whatever. My head hurts. I'm trying to get...
Posted by Bear on Sat, 19 May 2007 04:14:00 PST

Another Update

I'm doing much better. The steri-strips are off. Some of them DID take some hair during their departure. Homemade wax kit, yay! I'm still out there, applying to where ever and to who ever. I need a j...
Posted by Bear on Fri, 04 May 2007 01:58:00 PST

Scarred update

Went to the Doctor yesterday. Kerplunked the swollen kiwi down and let the man take a look. He decided I needed my staples out. Taking staples out hurts too. I'm not getting a break here. So I'm held ...
Posted by Bear on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 08:07:00 PST

Hard call

Not sure who has it WORSE right now. George the Giant, with his brand new pee hole operation..... Or me, with my 20 staples and a swollen left testicle.   Bit of a toss up on that one.......
Posted by Bear on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 02:11:00 PST

Benched update

I went in to ER last night. They pumped me full of drugs and PUSHED my intestines back in. If they hadn't been able to, they would have had to paged a surgeon. So now I have an appointment with a surg...
Posted by Bear on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 02:30:00 PST

Benched update

I went in to ER last night. They pumped me full of drugs and PUSHED my intestines back in. If they hadn't been able to, they would have had to paged a surgeon. So now I have an appointment with a surg...
Posted by Bear on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 02:30:00 PST

I've been BENCHED!

I went to the Doctor earlier this week. I have a hernia. My lower intestines are visiting my scrotum. I'm not doing battle pageant. I'm not going to be in Queen's show (which was a VERY brief thing, b...
Posted by Bear on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 11:38:00 PST

Painful memorial

Big Mike's memorial was last night. I hope it did well for Deann and the kiddies. The music was good and the bald freak MC wasn't too bad either. I even played a part in fundraising. I added my body t...
Posted by Bear on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 11:28:00 PST

Hail to the King size

Spontenaity......feh..... Wife and I go looking in Ikea at bed frames. Next thing I know we're writing down aisle and bin #s and checking out mattresses. KING SIZE, BABY! Yeah,... it's wider than our ...
Posted by Bear on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 11:03:00 PST