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Burma

I shall never misuse Rex Kwan Do. I shall be a champion of freedom and justice

About Me


Holy fuck! I'm in Springfield. Well, kinda.... doesn't really look like me...

AIM = digitalcyst Yahoo = digitalcyst

Jake

is a Giant Dragon that has a Long Neck, a Swirly Hypnotic Gaze, a single Horn on its Forehead and Tough Leathery Skin, and CANNOT BE STOPPED.

Strength: 11 Agility: 12 Intelligence: 14

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defeat Jake, enter your name and choose an attack:

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My Interests

Booze, Cigarettes, Guitars, Cartoons, Drawing

I'd like to meet:

I'm still interested in meeting a werewolf, but I'm good for now.

Music:

Mission of Burma, Interpol, Dead Kennedys, Misfits, Scumbo, Loraxx, NOFX, Oxes, Primus, hella, The Tragically Hip, Tenacious D, Sonic Youth, Queens of the Stoneage, Rudi Peni, Propagandhi, The Who, Morrisey, Death From Above, New Bomb Turks, Joy Division, Dinosaur Jr., Colossamite, Man or Astroman

Movies:

The Adventures of Baron Munchausen, Night Shift, Adaptation, Killer Klowns from Outer Space, Pulp Fiction, Buffalo 66, American Werewolf in London, Ghoulies, Flight of Dragons, The Transporter, Snatch, Lock, stock and Two Smokine barrels, Rounders, 25th hour, Unforgiven, Freak Talks About Sex, G.I.Joe The Movie, The Kentucky Fried Movie, In America, Suburbia, Suburbia, Karate Kid, Boon dock saints, 12 Angry Men (anything with Henry Fonda), and sadly: American Wedding...stiffler cracks me the fuck in two.

Television:

[Adult Swim] , The Simpsons, The Food Network, Movie Channels.

Books:

I am a Dark Tower whore I also like Breakfast Of Champions OR Goodbye Blue Monday by vonnegut, runnig with scissors by augusten burroughs, bukowski

Heroes:

Philip J Frye. I pretty much model my life around his.

My Blog

The Trouble with Timing

I am very upset that there is no one to talk to at 4:40am. What gives? I believe the world should cater to my ridiculous schedule. Once I am president of earth, I will decree new work schedules and ho...
Posted by Burma on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Transporter

I just bought this car.  Partly because it was cheap, but mostly because I rule.  I saw the opportunity and took it. So when opportunity knocks on your door: Run up to it as hard and as fas...
Posted by Burma on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The trouble with Wasps.

In the last month or so, anyone who has been in my back patio can tell you, there has been a heavy influx of devil-hell-demon-wasps. The awning is constructed of unfinished wood that the bastard wasp...
Posted by Burma on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

RIP Mitch Hedberg

One of the greatest comedians of all time. " I opened-up a yogurt, underneath the lid it said, "Please try again." because they were having a contest that I was unaware of. I thought maybe I opened...
Posted by Burma on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Why I sleep.

I'll be the first to admit that I have some pretty batshit insane dreams from time to time. So why not share them with the myspace ilk whom I call e-brother and e-sister. Or perhaps e-males and she-...
Posted by Burma on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The trouble with you.

I'm so fucking bored that I'm forced to make a blog entry that no one will ever read. If someone does happen to read this they will gain no insight and click "back" wanting something more fullfilling...
Posted by Burma on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Cold.

Its fucking cold and rainy and is becoming increasingly annoying as I smoke cigarettes outside. I havent drawn anything in a while. I need a MIDI controller. I need $20,000.
Posted by Burma on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

It's raining like a fucking bitch.

Jesus Christ Bananas its like a fucking fire hose. Its no tsunami, but still.
Posted by Burma on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

NyQuil? more like FraudQuil

Last night I took NyQuil so I could go to sleep. I woke up in the middle of my sleep hacking like hitlers lover. What the fuck NyQuil? So right now i'm on 3 times the recommended dosage and I'm sti...
Posted by Burma on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

sinus pitty on the runny kine

I have brain spiders. they hurt. alot.
Posted by Burma on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST