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Dusty Geezer

The Best Comic with the Worst Jokes!

About Me


I used live in an old shack way out West in a town called Calico back in the year 18 digity-do. I was a Gold miner and pretty good at it till the day I hit it big and was shot in the back by those liver-lilly cowards who stole my gold. Now I walk amoung the living as a ghost searching for the gold that was stolen from me. If you happen to see me and DON'T have my gold , I'LL SCARE YOU WITH MY BAD JOKES!

My Interests

I'd Like to Meet: OTHER COMEDIANS,HALLOWEEN HAUNT FANS, MONSTERS,MAKEUP AND FX ARTISTS,PEOPLE WHO WORK HAUNTED ATTRACTIONS AND ANYONE WHO LIKES THE MONTH OF OCTOBER AND HALLOWEEN. CLICK ON THE BANNER BELOW TO JOIN MONSTER ISLAND

Click on the banner below to visit the Geezer Gear store
I just want to thank wwwultimatehaunt.com for all the work they do to promote Halloween Haunt and the monsters of Haunt. GREAT JOB GUYS!

Get your copy of Seasons of Screams a full feature-length documentary on the world's largest Halloween party...Knott's Scary Farm Halloween Haunt. Available through Haunted Media and Ultimatehaunt.com.

I'd like to meet:

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Books:


I WANT MY MONEY BACK!

Heroes:

JONTHAN WINTERS Jonathan Winters is a one-man theatrical troupe. His improvisational genius instantly creates characters, voices, sound effects and stories to entertain his audiences. ROBIN WILLIAMS TIM CONWAY DON RICKELS ANDY THESE TWO!

My Blog

Monster island

 My  group Monster island has a NEW look so stop by and visit........ and be sure to bring your friends....
Posted by Dusty Geezer on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 08:48:00 PST

You can be a ZOMBIE!

Visit this site and they will take any picture of yourself that you send them and make you look like a zombie in it. It's free and very cool. if you get one made please post it on my group MONSTER ISL...
Posted by Dusty Geezer on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 11:11:00 PST

DUSTY RIDES AGAIN

SECOND DUSTY VIDEO more on my profile ...
Posted by Dusty Geezer on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 12:01:00 PST

DustyGeezer video

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Posted by Dusty Geezer on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 05:23:00 PST

GEEZER GEAR by Strawn illustrations

Get your Geezer gear today here is the link  http://www.cafepress.com/dustygeezerHey all! Be sure to check out the shop Ben has at: www.cafepress.com/strawnshop/ CHECK OUT THIS!  Drawi...
Posted by Dusty Geezer on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 08:47:00 PST

Ghost Town

Here is the review of Knotts Scary Farm  Halloween Haunt  for Ghost Town ( my home) http://www.themeparkadventure.com/gts2004.htm...
Posted by Dusty Geezer on Sat, 03 Sep 2005 09:53:00 PST

Life in my world

The Flamingo only speaks spanish on Fridays and the lawn gnome just got a learners permit. The table is not talking to the cup because he doesn't know how to use a coaster. The blender hides my keys a...
Posted by Dusty Geezer on Wed, 17 Aug 2005 06:42:00 PST

SING - A - LONG

It's sing-a- long time..........ready?.........GO! Oooooooooooo! .........who's that standing there wearing only underwear Run away pants and a cowboy hat His toaster talks and he wets his pants Brr...
Posted by Dusty Geezer on Tue, 16 Aug 2005 10:39:00 PST

Run Forest Run!

23Skidooooooo! today was the big day, I was going out to  P-A-R-T-Y...........party ( see i can be " hip "). Im just waiting for my buddy to arrive and Im off  **Ding Blog**  ...
Posted by Dusty Geezer on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

As time goes by

Just put the final touches on my time machine and thought i would give it a try. I'm just going to strap on the old head gear and push the button, but how far should I travel in time? Just to mak...
Posted by Dusty Geezer on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST