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muscles mcdollbanger

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About Me


My Interests

achieving rare form, alchemy, all brands of art, autograph machines, awaiting the rapture, battlefield surgery, breakfast, butoh dancing all night long, cargo cults, celebrity worship, complex pleasures, conforming to a standard to assert my individuality, critters, delerium, disassembling, discomforting, eschewing the use of capital letters, esoteric nonsense, ethical quandries, exchanging pleasantries and fisticuffs, feral children, fielding inquiries, flagrant violations, graffiti, guitars, hatin' on motherfuckers, heavy crime, jainism, jazz hands, laughing to tears over nothing, mimicry, mysteries of the deep, paraphilia, quiet time, roaming aimlessly, russian roulette, satanic victory, seppuku, skepticism, social darwinism, solipsism, subcultures, the land of wind and ghosts, thinking inside the box, total war, and trees, i like trees

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Music:

angels of light, antaeus, antony and the johnsons, arvo part, astor piazzolla, atmosphere, bad brains, bastro, beherit, bill frisell, black flag, black keys, black sabbath, blue cheer, boards of canada, bonnie prince billy, booker t. and the mgs, boredoms, brainbombs, burzum, captain beefheart, caspar brotzmann, cat power, celtic frost, chrome, cult of luna, dalek, d'angelo, danzig, david allen coe, dead boys, dead kennedys, deicide, deftones, desert sessions, desmond dekker, devo, dio, django reinhardt, don caballero, electric wizard, erik satie, eyehategod, funkadelic, gary numan, george jones, hank williams sr. some jr. and III, hendrix, herbie hancock's headhunters, high on fire, iggy and the stooges, iron maiden, jacob fred jazz odyssey, jeff buckley, jim campilongo, john fahey, jon spencer blues explosion, joy division, junior brown, karp, keith hudson, khanate, king crimson, ktl, kyuss, leonard cohen, leviathan, lightning bolt, low, luna, lurker of chalice, lustmord, mahavishnu orchestra, marc ribot, mark lanegan, mastodon, melvins, merle haggard, meshuggah, miles davis (especially electric), minor threat, monarch, moondog, morbid angel, morphine, moss, motorhead, my bloody valentine, naked city, nation of ulysses, navicon torture technologies, neil young, neurosis, new york dolls, nick cave, nick drake, om, ornette coleman, otis redding, pantera, pelican, pil , prince, pussy galore, qotsa, robert johnson, rollins band, roy buchanan, roxy music, sam and dave, serge gainsbourg, scott walker, scratch acid, shawn lane, shellac, slayer, sleep, slint, sonic youth, sonny sharrock, stevie wonder (70's), sun city girls, sunn0))), terje rypdal, the detroit cobras, the frogs, the fucking champs (josh era), thelonious monk, this heat, tindersticks, today is the day, tom waits, tony williams, toots and the maytals, t-rex, u.s. maple, van halen (roth era), waylon jennings, whitehouse, willie nelson, xasthur, zapp, zappa, zz top, and two others which shall remain unnamed

Movies:

american psycho, apocalypse now, best in show, better off dead, bladerunner, blue velvet, blues brothers, buffalo 66, chopper, city of lost children, commando, conan the barbarian, croupier, crumb, easy rider, enter the dragon, evil dead II, exorcist III, fight club, five easy pieces, goodfellas, grey gardens, gummo, happiness, house of 1000 corpses, mad max beyond thunderdome, man bites dog, my dinner with andre, naked, oldboy, pee wee's big adventure, poltergeist, re-animator, repo man, riki-oh: the story of ricky, roadhouse, robocop, schizopolis, shaun of the dead, shock corridor, taxi driver, the driver, the last dragon, the lost boys, the loved one, the naked kiss, the swimmer, this is spinal tap, true stories, uhf, waiting for guffman, withnail and i, zombie
woody allen, pedro almodovar, wes anderson, john carpenter, coen brothers, larry clark, david cronenberg, michael haneke, hal hartley, jim jarmusch, wong kar-wai, stanley kubrick, david lynch, errol morris, gaspar noe, julian schnabel, anh hung tran, paul verhoeven, john waters, various horror and cult, etc.

Television:

adult swim, fishing with john, little britain, oprah, south park

Books:

paul auster, charles bukowski, raymond carver, dennis cooper, comte de lautreamont, frederick exley, james ellroy, jim goad, thom jones, john keegan, cormac mccarthy, chuck palahniuk, kenneth patchen, rainer maria rilke, peter sotos, hunter s. thompson

Heroes:

my mom, sonny barger, henry darger, andy kaufman, yukio mishima, frank zappa

My Blog

the most important day

today, i got up.then i was hungry, so i ate.and had some coffee because i was groggy.then i went to workuntil it was time to go home.in between, i was breathing a lot.and blinking and stuff.then i sta...
Posted by white trevor on Fri, 11 May 2007 05:30:00 PST

this one goes to eleven

Jake and Trevor wrote what they feel is the greatest MySpace survey of all time. I mean, the motherfucker goes to 11.1. Joseph Campbell once said "what each must seek in his life never was on land or ...
Posted by white trevor on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 09:01:00 PST

bunnies

An Iranian court has sentenced a teenage rape victim to death by hanging after she weepingly confessed that she had unintentionally killed a man who had tried to rape both her and her niece.The state-...
Posted by white trevor on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 12:27:00 PST

the tardy ten (tag)

so, i totally got "tagged" by the lovely and talented miss amy rose about six or seven months ago and now must list ten facts or things or habits or crimes against humanity that have to do with me and...
Posted by white trevor on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 09:16:00 PST

classic blog - "don't eat the yellow ink"

hoping to avoid another day squandered in a state of unproductive reclusiveness, i strolled out into the sunshine of the first cloudless day in seemingly decades only to be greeted with the harsh real...
Posted by white trevor on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 09:30:00 PST

classic interests (and gentle guidance)

are back in their rightful place due to popular demand. should you wisely choose to read them and fail to be amused, then please do not bother me, for you are clearly lacking qualities conducive to o...
Posted by white trevor on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 02:10:00 PST

classic about me

shortly after birth, i became heavily involved in childhood which included soiling myself, worshipping mythical figures, and consuming sugary things found in bags and boxes. phases and follies ensued...
Posted by white trevor on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 02:09:00 PST