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Beaten Stacey

We shall not cease from exploring/ And at the end of our exploration/ We will return to where we sta

About Me

I don't mind if you forget me.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Other people who pretend to be swingers.

My Blog

If you want to know one true thing about me

   Hoping my mother was too distracted to really care enough to interfere, me and my brother would (try to) stay up late and watch 120 minutes on MTV. It was on late, starting at 11:30. A ve...
Posted by Beaten Stacey on Sat, 12 May 2007 10:12:00 PST

What can you legally pay a woman to do?

explainer: Answers to your questions about the news. Erotic Services 101When is a massage more than a massage?By Michelle TsaiPosted Thursday, May 3, 2007, at 7:50 PM ET Deputy Secretary of St...
Posted by Beaten Stacey on Fri, 04 May 2007 09:20:00 PST

Ignorance is bliss- it's probably too late for you so just read this damn article.

  March 11, 2007 The Brain on the Stand By JEFFREY ROSEN I. Mr. Weinstein's Cyst When historians of the future try to identify the moment that neuroscience began to transform the American le...
Posted by Beaten Stacey on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 11:36:00 PST

my hero, the podiatrist.

Dr. _ of Benson fixed my foot with a really cool wrap in about 5 minutes. Maybe a cortisone injection next week. Why did I wait so long? Thanks nice Mr. Doctorman. Ahh, sweet relief.
Posted by Beaten Stacey on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 01:31:00 PST

Stolen from Slate Magazine:The Official Explainer Question of the Year:

How clean is bar soap in a public bathroom? Is it "self-cleaning," since it's soap? It seems like a health hazard to me. It's dirty, but that doesn't make it a health hazard. Soap can indeed become co...
Posted by Beaten Stacey on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 01:19:00 PST

Re: www.meat.org

I should have prefaced that post by adding the following: Whether you eat meat or not you should know where you food is coming from and how it is processed. I wasn't trying to gross anyone out.&n...
Posted by Beaten Stacey on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 10:27:00 PST

STOLEN FROM VICE MAGAZINE:

In recent years a slew of devices have arrived on the market that allow women to piss standing up. The products, which basically amount to plastic and cardboard funnels that fit like guacamole again...
Posted by Beaten Stacey on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 06:10:00 PST

42%

I have now lived nearly 42% of my life- if I live to be 76.
Posted by Beaten Stacey on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 12:09:00 PST

me (we) so lame

i was just going to write a blog to whine about whatever stupid shit was bothering me and then I came across this factoid and i realized that i am a self-absorbed asshole and i ought to hate myself: 3...
Posted by Beaten Stacey on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 11:00:00 PST

The only poem I ever loved.

Song of Childhood By Peter Handke When the child was a child It walked with its arms swinging, wanted the brook to be a river, the river to be a torrent, and this puddle to be the sea. When the chil...
Posted by Beaten Stacey on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 06:39:00 PST