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About Me

I walked into the room quietly and looked at her asleep in the chair. As I lit my cigarette I examined her beautifully damaged hair falling across her face. I thought deeply about the bullets in the dresser drawer as I exhaled that first perfect drag. Through the window I saw snowflakes begin to fall.

My Interests

Cryptic Depravity.
Monophonics.
Western Spaghetti.
Hastening The Rapture.
Demeanors.
Shiofuki
Preaching The End Time Message.
Insider Art.
Excellent Adventures.
Redheads with switchblades.
Bogus Journeys.
Nickelariums.
Mannerisms.
Introverted Extroversion.
Documented Cases.
Seriousness.
Inspecting.
Preparation.
Humiliation.
Photosynthesis.
Management.
Brochures.
Trophy Taking.
BDSM.
Shame Spirals.
Muses.
Damnation.
Accusations.
Isolation.
Laugh Riots.

I'd like to meet:

Music:

Nocturnes.
Rape Soundtracks.
Public Domain Sing Alongs.
Negro Spirituals.
Chainsaw Pianos.
Static Operas.
Not Punk Rock.

Movies:

Baise-moi.
Irreversible.
A Clockwork Orange.
Salo.
Amelie.

Television:

Super Nanny... naked... and tied up.

Books:

Alcoholic Americans.
Depressed Russians.
Sexual Deviants.
Drug Addict Europeans.
Manifestos.
Anything by Abdul Alhazred.

Heroes:

Iceberg Slim.
Winston Smith.
The Frog Brothers.
Yuckman.
Video Professors.
Balthus.
Tom Dowd.
Joseph Campbell.
Robocop if he was evil.

My Blog

Ouch

Friday night I'm heading back into Chicago on I-94 and the traffic is just as bad as ever. At one point I even have some guy in a Nissan Altima swerve over into my lane because he's obviously hammered...
Posted by Chokehold Romantic on Mon, 07 May 2007 07:10:00 PST

Zzzzzz

So tired. So worn out.
Posted by Chokehold Romantic on Tue, 01 May 2007 02:17:00 PST

I can't stop laughing.

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Posted by Chokehold Romantic on Tue, 01 May 2007 01:56:00 PST

Damage Control

NEW ORLEANS -- A former New Orleans resident who planned a surprise Easter visit to her family was found beaten to death over the weekend and a man identified as one of her sons was booked in the kill...
Posted by Chokehold Romantic on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 01:41:00 PST

The Survey Says...

Jake and Trevor wrote what they feel is the greatest MySpace survey of all time. I mean, the motherfucker goes to 11.1. Joseph Campbell once said "what each must seek in his life never was on land or ...
Posted by Chokehold Romantic on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 08:53:00 PST

How We Celebrate Easter In Chicago

It was Easter Sunday in House of Veduikson and in accordance with traditional family law we set out to celebrate the holiday in a manner fit for our taste. Trevor prepared the sacrificial table. After...
Posted by Chokehold Romantic on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 07:19:00 PST

The smell of clothes fresh from the cleaners.

Police are looking for a man they say may be linked to three sexual assaults on teenage girls in Chandler. The latest sexual assault, on a 13-year-old, was reported on Sunday but occurred at 7 a.m...
Posted by Chokehold Romantic on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 09:40:00 PST

This is the beginning. Trevor and I start our projects.

We wrote this while sitting on my couch. We received responses. Modern Artsy Three Bedroom Home Seeks Roomie.Howdy! Two awesome twenty-something roomies are are seeking someone new to help fill our ...
Posted by Chokehold Romantic on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 01:04:00 PST

Repetition is act of repeating.

I walked into the room quietly and looked at her asleep in the chair. As I lit my cigarette I examined her beautifully damaged hair falling across her face. I thought deeply about the bullets in the d...
Posted by Chokehold Romantic on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 01:25:00 PST

Explicit Material 18+ Only

Her pink panties were still on. She won't remove them until I command her to. "Take off your panties.""Are you asking me to or telling me to?""I'm fucking telling you to."She takes off her panties and...
Posted by Chokehold Romantic on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 09:19:00 PST