A constantly fluctuating yet elusive grouping of facts... Hopping trains, traveling, sarcasm, intoxication, body mods...mainly tattoos and piercings, dyeing my hair "weird" colors, reading books, watching movies, listening to music, making fun of people, hating life, loving small snippets of existence, searching for the yellow brick road to the emerald palace of inner peace, snobbery, feeling inferior, feeling superior, feeling, touching, rubbing, caressing, licking...whoa!...I mean, sex, drugs, and rock and roll. :) Bad jokes, puns, good jokes, raunchy humor, dead baby jokes, designing underwear, stripping, my boyfriend, my lack of career, my lack of ambition, my lack of goals, procrastination, spiritual masterbation, finding new awesome metal bands, missing Portland, hating the weather, hating people, hating being on MySpace. ha!
I adopted a cute lil' viking fetus
from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!
The genii behind christiananswers.net .
I have some work to do!!!
Music music music. Ah, that which we use to define ourselves and others. I don't really ascribe to this belief, and so when it comes to music, I prefer a hodge podge of aural stimulation, lest I settle into one boring category and lose a dimension. I like metal, hardcore, grindcore, grunge, alternative, punk (old school over most new school), cheese rock, cheese metal, death metal, hip hop (underground, not overground), oldies, a country song or two, and a bunch of other crap that just floats around the airwaves of my mind and forms the soundtrack of my life.
I love movies more than I do music. However, I'm a terrible critic and cinema snob, although my tastes run the gamut from cheesy horror movies to intelligent artsy independent films. I don't dig made for Oscar movies though, cookie cutter films are for the mentally weak...
I haven't had the Great Pacifier of the Masses for a long time now... Brief glimpses of it do nothing but reassure me that my lack of cable is not a bad thing. Why is reality TV still a reality? Who is in charge of all this idiotic programming? Why do people watch it? Oh yeah...because they can think of nothing better to do. That is not to say that there is nothing good on TV, it's just that anything of quality is few and far between. Family Guy, The Simpsons, Futurama, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Kids in the Hall, Monty Python, uh.... Cops is interesting to watch, if for nothing else but to laugh at the dregs of society and the inevitable white trash in a wifebeater that stumbles across the camera. Ummm...I'm having trouble thinking of anything else that I enjoyed watching... The Chappelle Show was pretty good off and on, except for that several parts of it were picked up by the idiotic masses and parroted ad nauseum, with the result that I can barely stand to hear them anymore.... What? Yeah! Okay! Jumping Jesus on a Pogo Stick...No mas no mas!!! :(