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Texifornia

Don't take life too seriously. If you do, you'll never make it out alive.

About Me

A friend of mine told me that my page had no pertinent information about me. So, I figured I'd throw some in, you know, for the people. I'm originally from Northern California, just north of San Francisco. Or, as I like to call it, the straight side of the Golden Gate Bridge. I lived there for over 20 years before I started moving myself all around the country. I went to Arizona first, then back home, then to Pennsylvania, then back home, then to New Jersey, then back home and now I'm finally settled in Texas. The reason I'm here is because I went to school here at Texas State University, San Marcos. I got my degree in Geography with a Nature and Heritage Tourism minor; I also got a Geographic Information Systems Certificate as well as my SCUBA license (which was part of my minor, that's how cool school was for me). I now work at an educational nature park here in San Marcos. As for what I do outside of work, it's not much. I still play baseball as if I have a future in it and that's not going to change until my right arm falls off. I will occassionally hit up the bars here in San Marcos, but they just aren't that entertaining since they close at midnight. If there's anything else you'd like to know, don't hesitate to ask :-)

Jimmy the Rifle
People Iced: Thirty Eight
Car Bombs Planted: Nine
Favorite Weapon Sniper Rifle
Arms Broken: Fifteen
Eyes Gouged: Eleven
Tongues Cut Off: Thirteen
Biggest Enemy: Fire Crotch
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My long lost daughter?

My Interests

I grew up strong, and I grew up well. Better than most, that is certain...

I'd like to meet:

Hot, cheap hookers and anyone willing to leave me their fortune.
My World Visitor Map! Click here to zoom-in & make your own!

Music:

Country and Rock

Movies:

Sooooooo many. Just ask.

Television:

SportsCenter, Baseball Tonight, History's Mysteries, Weather Channel.

Books:

The DaVinci Code, Angels and Demons, Your Diary, Brimstone, Dance of Death, Sandstorm, Past Worlds, MENSA Quiz Book, The Big Book of Baseball Humor, any Atlas.

My Blog

You know you're from Marin when...

you know you're from Marin when... - It's a bigger deal to come out as a Republican than to come out of the closet.- Your parents make $120,000 a year, yet you're still considered middle class.- You k...
Posted by Texifornia on Mon, 07 Nov 2005 04:10:00 PST