Waking up when the sun is just carckin over the tippy top of Mt. Hood,takin off in my car with no heater and riding my snowboard down Heathers Canyon and the rest of scenic Mt. Hood Meadows,goin full bore,stoned outta my gourd, while jacked up on (3)Red Bull's and listening to McRad's "Weakness" on my Headphones on maximum volume!.Not working when I don't absolutely have to.Spinnin vinyl in dive bars. Drinkin way too much and having people tell me what I did the night before, and how much of an ass I made of myself, or years ago how I hooked up with some super fucking chick,completely outta my league,that I never could have sober.(lol).Naked bootgrabs on my rollerblades(that's a joke,people,ya right!),lil' ponies, rainbows, unicorns,clown porn,midget wrestling,watchin girls masturbate,mexican donkey shows in Tijuana,blue flaming my farts, and shit.........
Jay Adams,Shawn Palmer(oh wait,I met him on the mt. in the lift line at Meadows...but only for the ride up Vista Express,I wanna get drunk with that fucker!)Chuck Norris,Jessie James(Coolest motherfucker alive and my idol),Jim Phillips(artist for Sanata Cruz responsible for all the skatebord graphics I knew growing up,Christian Hosoi,Lance Mountain,Tommy Guererro,Ray Barbi,Tony Hawk,Mike Mcgill,and the rest of the Bones Brigade(for inspiring a 13 yr old kid to get involved in something that teaches balance and determination pays off if you work hard enough),and to "re-meet" all the people I've known in the past and lost track of(All 8.2 billion of you LADIES I have "KNOWN" after a night a drinkin and grindin in the clubs I worked for or frequented, and a couple guyfriends too)...in no particular order
Anything w/ a serious beat to it.Seriously...Give it to me and I will figure out some other fucked up song to mix in to it. FUCK OPERA! FUCK CLASSICAL,Unless of course they're mashed w/ Zeppelin or RUN DMC.WORD TO YOUR MOTHER....SHE LIKES MY MUSIC MORE.
Porn and comedies,in no real order..(Anything still in theater worth watching I can pirate off the internet or get through my bros bro the Sont Rep).Also anything by Dave Chapelle,he's is one funny motherfucker,and we have the same ass backwards sense of humor on racism..Pulp Fiction,or anything Tarentino,Half Baked,Dazed and Confused or any pot humor,Anyhting with Jenna Haze,Belladonna, or Sylvia Saint.
Anything gang(Gangland series)/mafia(documentaries)/real crime related(Forensic Files,etc.)(Except Cops-they can fuck right off!)Chappelle show, Southpark,Family Guy,any worthy documentary for that matter, my homemade porn(quite the collection goin back 20 yrs.), etc.
The Ted Nugent autobiography. Adult Cinema Review. The Merc.Thrasher.YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S DIARY(God knows I'm in it from that one night after the bar when she got in a fight with you,was on the drunkin rebound(or not,and I stepped in to help out(with my cock).
MY GRANDPA and GRAMMA ASTI,first and for most..(without them I would'nt even be alive),Evil Knevil(RIP 11/07), Chuck Norris,Fender Mike(OUTSIDERS MC,RIP),Maston Simmons(Miss you my brotha from anotha motha,RIP)Jessie James(for the fact that even though people say he sold out,FUCK EM,he built an empire buiding something he dug,did'nt ask anybody for anything, and the fact he used to bang Janine,and is now married to Sanra Bullock,fuckin A,that's pimp enough in itself), OH!,and your mom...tell her thanks again,the pictures turned out great,and I still have her panties....and your mom..and YOUR MOM..and her mom..and his mom..You think I'm kidding?Try me,BITCH. =28&transitionStyle=a&showCaptions=1" width="1000" height="332" name="slider" align="middle"/