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BarFly!

Drink more before 9am than most people do all day.

About Me

Independently published in Portland, Oregon, since 1999, BarFly is revered as "the bible of the bar scene"! We're the best drinking buddy you'll ever have, pointing you to the best happy hours , most happening clubs , and drinkiest dives . Click here to visit our website: barflymag.com . It's the only website you'll ever NEED!

BARFLY’S BATTLE OF THE BAND VANS: BE IN IT TO WIN IT!
Click here to enter your band van in the contest or get more information about BarFly’s Battle of the Band Vans . Entry deadline is July 12th, and BarFly’s Battle of the Band Vans is on July 20th. Enter today at www.barflypdx.com ! You wanna BarFly Bus? You know you want to... Come on! Click your hot self on over here.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 5/14/2005
Band Website: barflymag.com
Band Members: Miss Jen Lane - Creator/Dictator • Mr Kyle Ritter - Web Czar/Magnate • Mr John Chandler - Spiritual Advisor/Silverback • Mr Jay Horton - Editor-at-Large/Upstart • Miss Kris Strackbein - World's Awesomest Intern Who Needs A New Title • Mr Jedediah "Diamond" Aaker - Moneymaker/Thriller • Mr Andy Wood - Marketing Manager/Pretty Boy
Influences: The New Yorker, Harper's Monthly, The Atlantic, Bust, Starscrolls, booze & pot.

I edited my profile with Thomas’ Myspace Editor V3.6 !

Sounds Like: The best thing that ever happened to the PDX bar scene.
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

BarFly Bus sale! Save $100 on Halloween, NYE & Strip-O-Rama until 8/5

It's been a tough year for technology on the old BarFly Worldwide Campus. Just a few weeks ago, Mr. Ritter's laptop threw a rod, and just a few months before that, my former iBook bit the dust. And no...
Posted by BarFly! on Sat, 02 Aug 2008 10:44:00 PST

Watch BarFly’s Battle of the Band Vans video. Now.

BARFLY'S BATTLE OF THE BAND VANS: BE IN IT TO WIN IT! Click here to enter your band van in the contest or get more information about BarFly's Battle of the Band Vans. Entry deadline is July ...
Posted by BarFly! on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 01:15:00 PST

BarFly's Battle of the Band Vans - you've got to be in it, to win it!

">BarFly's Battle of the Band Vans takes place on Sunday, July 20th! Dozens of local bands will be proudly putting their road rigs on display, car-show style, competing for cash and prizes, at this ex...
Posted by BarFly! on Thu, 15 May 2008 03:25:00 PST

STRIP-O-RAMA XIV: ALL STRIP BARS, ALL NIGHT LONG!

STRIP-O-RAMA XIV: ALL STRIP BARS, ALL NIGHT LONG!Saturday, June 21st, 20087pm-1am$25 apiece or $200 for a group of ten " Pay no covers, get drink specials and dance deals all evening! HEY, PERV! Shave...
Posted by BarFly! on Tue, 06 May 2008 06:19:00 PST

All you ever wanted to know about BarFly Bus Private Party Charters

Having a birthday? Are you a best man, maid of honor, bachelor or bachelorette? Is it your turn to plan the company picnic? The BarFly Bus is at your service! Private parties on the BarFly Bus are fun...
Posted by BarFly! on Thu, 01 May 2008 09:37:00 PST

Pickles, Ammo, and a Red Dress - it’s going to be a great weekend

When I'm not drinking, I'm often passed-out, but when I'm awake and not drinking, I've been known to do some walking. Usually no further than the closest bar. But this Saturday, I'll be taking the lon...
Posted by BarFly! on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 01:20:00 PST

Bye-Bye BarFly? Portland indie-media darling follows MySpace to News Corp

In your face, Facebook! News Corp invests record $480M in Portland, Oregon’s BarFly News giant now owns 0.367% of BarFly Industries, Inc.Portland, Ore. (AP) - The BarFly Worldwide Campus was ab...
Posted by BarFly! on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 04:19:00 PST

BarFly Bus on sale! Save on private parties, tickets for Strip-O-Rama and Cinco de Drinko!

BE MORE POPULAR! Save big on the BarFly Bus during our recession sale, make friends, and influence people! Book now and save $75-100 on BarFly Bus Private Party Charters, and tickets for Strip-O-Rama ...
Posted by BarFly! on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 02:16:00 PST

Nice Stackage! Voodoo Doughnut 5th Annual Cockfest is tonight

Not only do they make a bonus thirty cents an hour, it turns out men have A LOT more free time on their hands, than women. So much, that once a year, they compete to see which one can stack the most d...
Posted by BarFly! on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 06:18:00 PST

THERE WILL BE PEEPS! Peeps Eating Contest + Easter Egg Hunt Saturday - win $100!

How many Peeps can you pack in your pie-hole? Not only can you win $50 in BarFly’s Easter Egg Hunt on Saturday, but if you win the Peeps eating contest, you’ll get another $50! How to be ...
Posted by BarFly! on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 12:30:00 PST