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Sluts and Squares

A Church of Girl Production

About Me

"Been wondering where to wear that freakish glittery/shiny/spandex outfit you bought at the thrift store on ecstasy? Welcome to tonight." - Portland Mercury


THIS SATURDAY, SLUTS AND SQUARES DANCE PARTY FEATURES QUEER BURLESQUE PERFORMERS BURLESQUIRE, SAHARA DUNES, & BABY LE’STRANGE GO-GO DANCERS VIOLETA D'POSEY, JOHANNA & NOVA WITH MUSIC BY DJ BOY & DJ CORBAN

VODKA DRINKS FEATURING NEW DEAL VODKA $1 10-11 PM FREE SLUTS AND SQUARES BUTTONS…COLLECT EM’ ALL!YOU DO THE DANCING AND PARTY IT UP, WE LOVE YOU LONG TIME!
Sluts + Squares is a Dance Party where Burlesque, Go-Go Dancing, Record Playing and Heavy Drinking interact simultaneously to create Joy, Ecstasy, Confusion and Fuck-ups.
DJ Boy DJ Corban and DJ Verse make Dance Party USA (Hip Hop, Electro, House, 80's), the Go-Go dancers and Queer Burlesque Starlets perform for your careless PLEASURE.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


We operate an all-inclusive door policy meaning the party is for ALL Sluts and Squares of any gender, sexuality, size or race. Party People who know how to have a good time and be cool like Fonzie

Music:

..2raumwhonung, Amanda Blank, Annick, Annie, Avenue D, Avril Lavigne, Basement Jaxx, Bonde Do Role, Britney Spears, Chk Chk Chk, Ciara Featuring Mia, Client, Common, Cornershop, Deee-Lite, Electrik Bet, Fannypack, Feist, Futon, Inaya Day, Inxs, Ivy Queen, Jenna Riot, Kat Deluna, Katastrophe, Kate Wax, Kelis, Kelly Rowland, Kid Sister, Lady Saw, Lady Sovereign, Ladytron, Lesbians On Ecstacy, Lil Mama, Lil' Kim, Lily Allen, Lords Of Acid, Lumidee Feat Pitbull, M.I.A., Madonna, Mazy, Microscope Dragons, Miss Le Bomb, Ms Dynamite, My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult, Nelly Furtado, Nicky Click, Nicole Holness, Nicole Scherzinger, Nina Sky Vs Beenie Man, Northern State, Näd Mika, Peaches, Ping Pong Bitches, Princess Superstar, Public Enemy Vs. Ferry Corsten, Pyranja, Rhythm King & Her Friends, Robots In Disguise, Robyn, Roxanne Shante, Salon Boris, Samy Feat Sharon Woolf, Scissor Sisters, Scream Club, Shiny Toy Guns, Shitting Glitter, Shystie, Sohodolls, Spank Rock, Spank Rock And Benny Blanco, Spektrum, Tanya Stephens, The Gossip, The Knife, The Trucks, Tiga, Trina, Whitey, Xlover, Yazoo

My Blog

Sat May 24 >> Burlesquire, Baby Lestrange, Sahara Dunes, Violeta Dposey, Johanna, And Nova

"Been wondering where to wear that freakish glittery/shinny/spandex outfit you bought at the thrift store on ecstasy?  Welcome to tonight."  Portland MercuryOn Saturday May 24th, Sluts and Squar...
Posted by Sluts and Squares on Wed, 07 May 2008 07:11:00 PST

Saturday April 19 >> Bruce the Drag King >> Sahara Dunes >> Go-Go Dancers >> Dance Party USA

"Been wondering where to wear that freakish glittery/shinny/spandex outfit you bought at the thrift store on ecstasy?  Welcome to [Sluts and Squares]."  Portland MercuryOn Saturday April 19th, ...
Posted by Sluts and Squares on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 01:21:00 PST

Saturday Mar 29 » Sahara Dunes » Rose City Sirens » Go-Go Dancers » DeeJays

Sluts + Squares Mar 29th Rotture Queer Burlesque Sahara Dunes & Rose City Sirens   Sahara Dunes is Portland’s Caribbean Burlesque Starlet -- a rare gem in the Burlesq...
Posted by Sluts and Squares on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 10:08:00 PST

Rotture >> Saturday 23 Feb >> Dancing >> Queer Burlesque >> YOU

YOU dance and party it up WE love you long time!!!Girly BurlesqueSahara Dunes & Fannie BeaverhausenSluts + Squares DancersMirage & NovaDancefloor Rekkid PlayersDJ Boy & DJ CorbanEYE CANDY ...
Posted by Sluts and Squares on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 11:10:00 PST

Rotture » Sat January 19 » Queer Burlesque » Go-Go Dancers » YOU

Eye Candy + Dancing all night longYOU dance and party it up WE love you long time!!!CAPTIVATING BURLESQUE PERFORMANCESSahara DunesVenus Envy & Jodi Bon Jodi HOT GO-GO DANCERSMirage & NovaDANCE...
Posted by Sluts and Squares on Sun, 23 Dec 2007 03:05:00 PST

Saturday Dec 1 » Rotture » Queer Burlesque » Drag Kings » YOU

Hot Girlie BurlesqueSahara DunesSexy Drag PerformanceEugene Drama KingsDancefloor Party JamzzDo 'n' DudesPlus Hosts/Sluts/Rekkid PlayersDJ BoyDJ Corban LesterZex und Zex und Zex!!!Drag Kings, Queer Bu...
Posted by Sluts and Squares on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 12:05:00 PST

Sluts + Squares Episode 6 :: Queer Rebellion

Hey Party People Mofos! Join us Saturday June 16th when resident rekkid players DJ  Boy and DJ Corban join forces with DJ Puppet (Booty!) and a Special Guest to bring you the blockbuster of the s...
Posted by Sluts and Squares on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 08:01:00 PST

Sluts + Squares Episode 5 :: Fashion Domination

Saturday May 12th is the fifth rendition of Sluts + Squares, can you believe it? Thanks to all of YOU for the continued support!!!It's a NEW STYLE for May babies. Witness the future of Beauty Domina...
Posted by Sluts and Squares on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 03:59:00 PST

Episode 3 Playlist

:: Playlist ::New Young Pony Club - Gotta Get Into YouScissor Sisters - Comfortably NumbHed Kandi - Superstars - The Loose CannonsNew Young Pony Club - DescendThe Gossip - Listen Up!Shiny Toy Guns - L...
Posted by Sluts and Squares on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 07:55:00 PST