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Elvis

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It's me, Elvis! I performed at Portland's Saturday Market every Saturday and Sunday for over ten years. As Elvis the Destroyer, I was a star of Portland Organic Wrestling, and I also periodically operate my Spanking Booth at bars and clubs around town. I've been on the Tonight Show, and somebody always seems to making a documentary about me. I love people, animals and going to Disneyland. I have lots of friends and I want to be your friend, too! By the by, I can't figure out how to change my calendar, so those POW and Saturday Market dates, below, aren't right - I'm onto bigger and better, or at least different stuff now, but I can't turn those calendar days off!


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You’re invited to my birthday party at Dante’s on Wednesday, October 1st, 2008

My Birthday Party is coming up on Wednesday, October 1st, at Dante's (1 SW Third, at Burnside). There'll be cake and ice cream and it's FREE because Miss Jen Lane is the best planner ever! Look who's...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Sep 2008 21:19:00 GMT

I’m turning 45 on September 30th, 2007, and you’re invited!

This year, my birthday party with be a pirate theme, so WEAR PIRATE COSTUMES, PLEASE! The Darlins, Paper Cameras, My Own Black, Deejay Meee-owww (a.k.a. Miss Jen Lane of BarFly fame), and some of my o...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 18:24:00 GMT

Come to my birthday party! Sunday, October 1st at the Ash Street!

From the desk of Miss Lane, my social secretary...Don't waste all your precious bodily fluids on Saturday night. You'll want to save some reserves for Sunday, as it's Elvis's Birthday! Our very own ho...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 17:38:00 GMT