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Jen Lane

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

The founder of the favorite magazine of drunks and coke dealers in Portland, Oregon. And, no, I'm not a racist, that's a quote from Deadwood, cocksucker. I am presently obsessed with making the Bridgetown Comedy Festival the best thing EVER!

My Interests

Having 'fun', drinking, curing cancer, cats, BarFly Magazine
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I'd like to meet:

Anyone with an expense account . You wanna BarFly Bus? You know you want to... Come on! Click your hot self on over here.
Take the ride of your life on the BarFly Bus ! Get more info and tickets at http://www.barflymag.com.

Music:

The Kinks, GBV, Run-DMC, The Who, Sweetride, The Rolling Stones, Solovox, Vic Chesnutt, Mark Lanegan, Levon Levan, White Stripes, Jay-Z, The Stamen Pistils, Blackalicious, deadman, Pearl Jam, KISS, Diamond Tuck, Tommy Ilk, T. Rex, Firefucks of Fuckdom, Neutral Milk Hotel, The Balls, Tool, BRUUUUCE! and pre-Uptown Turd Billy Joel (hey, I'm from NY), Ronnie Spector, Queen, Rufus Wainwright, Bjork, Jimi Hendrix, Ben Folds, Tim Buckley, Sunset Valley, Satan's Pilgrims, Sinatra, and of course, Duran Duran.

Movies:

Fight Club, The Graduate, Star Wars, Sin City, Broadway Danny Rose, Blazing Saddles.

Television:

DEADWOOD, MST3K, Insomniac, Wanderlust, Lost, West Wing, Law & Order(s), Sopranos, Entourage, Rescue Me.

Books:

Love is a Dog from Hell, OED, Me Talk Pretty One Day, A Winter's Tale.

Heroes:

Bukowski, Thompson, Hefner, Oprah, me.

My Blog

What makes a party? Besides me, there’s this BUS...

Having a birthday? Are you a best man, maid of honor, bachelor or bachelorette? Is it your turn to plan the company picnic? The BarFly Bus is at your service! Private parties on the BarFly Bus are fun...
Posted by Jen Lane on Wed, 07 May 2008 11:15:00 PST

Pickles, Ammo, and a Red Dress - thats all I need!

When I'm not drinking, I'm often passed-out, but when I'm awake and not drinking, I've been known to do some walking. Usually no further than the closest bar. But this Saturday, I'll be taking the lon...
Posted by Jen Lane on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 01:19:00 PST

Bye-Bye BarFly? Portland indie-media darling follows MySpace to News Corp

In your face, Facebook! News Corp invests record $480M in Portland, Oregon’s BarFly News giant now owns 0.367% of BarFly Industries, Inc.Portland, Ore. (AP) - The BarFly Worldwide Campus was ab...
Posted by Jen Lane on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 04:22:00 PST

Hot deals on hot wheels

BE MORE POPULAR! Save big on the BarFly Bus during our recession sale, make friends, and influence people! Book now and save $75-100 on BarFly Bus Private Party Charters, and tickets for Strip-O-Rama ...
Posted by Jen Lane on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 02:22:00 PST

Nice Stackage! Voodoo Doughnut 5th Annual Cockfest is tonight

Not only do they make a bonus thirty cents an hour, it turns out men have A LOT more free time on their hands, than women. So much, that once a year, they compete to see which one can stack the most d...
Posted by Jen Lane on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 06:16:00 PST

A baby seal walks into a club...

If you think I'm funny, then I hope you brought enough to share, because the Bridgetown Comedy Festival makes its debut next week - Thursday, March 6th through Saturday, March 8th! Patton Oswalt, Tig ...
Posted by Jen Lane on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 02:33:00 PST

St. Pat’s SALE OF THE CENTURY! iBook fundraiser

Top of the mornin' to you! In honor of my recent computer-related disasters, I'm having a special SALE on Saint Patrick's Day BarFly Bus Tickets! Yes, my pain IS your gain - please, please, please, t...
Posted by Jen Lane on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 09:27:00 PST

It’s such a beautiful day, I thought I’d spend it on the interweb.

Enjoy! ...
Posted by Jen Lane on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 01:00:00 PST

R.I.P. Faithful iBook

Since my iBook took a swan dive over the weekend, I've been inconsolable. My trusty 'puter was the nerve center of my empire, and now it looks like all my work is lost. Yay! But you keeping me company...
Posted by Jen Lane on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 07:30:00 PST

COUGARAMA Warm-up & Footmen Try-outs

What goes together better than older women and younger men? Parties and Wednesday nights? Miss Jen Lane and deejaying? Cheap and booze? You'll find it all at BarFly's newest weekly party, COUGARAMA! ...
Posted by Jen Lane on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 11:14:00 PST