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Kung Fu Bella

Who Said Anything About Slicing You Up? I Just Wanted To Carve A Little Z In Your Forehead

About Me

FUCK CELEBS JUST VOTE one of my all time favorite scenes.... theres a story behind this...but lets just say I haven been Benicio before...Take the quiz:
Which Horror Movie Are You?

The Silence Of The Lambs
You're a thinker, a creator, and a very psychological person. You enjoy learning about other people, whether it is to befriend them, or to destory them. You take pride in being you, although you sometimes can get fed up with even yourself. You're an extremely intelligent person, but don't let your mind get the best of you. You're smarter than you think.

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You are 100% Gemini
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My Interests

My lovelies Kiki and Lil Pan. Books. Theatre. Red Wine. Kung Fu.The rare day I can sleep in. My amazing friends. Running intoxicated with stillettos on. Anything that involves watching, swimming or taking part of the sea. Manic episodes (of the cute/crazy variety). Warding off panic attacks and parasites, djinn, imps, and poltergiests alike. Pilates. Lip Gloss. My birth chart. Hikes along Powell Butte, Forest Park or wherever else my legs will take me. My new love/obsession for scaling huge rock walls. My minor obsession with serial killers and the hundreds of books I have devoured on said topic. My dreams that which are never really dreams - more like horrible yet beautiful graphic novels that leave me in awe for days trying to decipher the contents. Travel. Travel. Travel. Witch Doctors, Voodoo, and Native ceremonies. My growing respect for Philanthropy.
Your Theme Song is Born to Be Wild by Steppenwolf
"I like smoke and lightning
Heavy metal thunder
Racin' with the wind
And the feelin' that I'm under"

A total independent spirit, you can't be held down or fenced in.
You crave the feeling of wind on your face... and totally freedom. What's Your Theme Song?

I'd like to meet:

Will Farrell, the funniest man alive!!! Thompson. 'Nuff said. R.I.P.

Music:

makes my heart sing

Movies:

Kung Fu flix, Horror flix, Gangsta flix, Spaghetti Westerns, Lots of Foreign Flix and the occasional Academy aspiring reject and I dont know where Pi fits in there but I like that one too.
You are The Bride, a.k.a. Beatrix Kiddo.

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Television:

Flight of The Conchords!, The Sheild , The first two seasons of Nip Tuck, Def Poetry, Entourage, Rome, Sopranos, Sex in the City, Six Feet Under...no I dont work for HBO....

Books:

"Forget your personal tragedy. We are all bitched from the start and you especially have to be hurt like hell before you can write seriously. But when you get the damned hurt, use it-don't cheat with it. ~ Ernest Hemingway"Anything Chuck Palahniuk or Stephen King..., Poe, Asimov, Shakespear, Jung, Doyle, Sexton, Bukowski, Zadie Smith, Hemingway, S. Thompson, Vonnegut, Lovecraft, Plath, Pynchon, Gregory McGuire, Jonathan Lethem, Lucy Grealy, Christopher Moore, Tom Robbins,Joe Hill, the enitre Encyclopedia Britannica, all of Alfred Hitchkocks ' Three Investigators ' series, Greek Tradgedies, Eastern Philosophy Teachings, Cheesy Forensics Novels Frog and Toad Together, Kipper The Dog, Louie Loves Monsters, Green Eggs and Ham ( speaking of Ham you should see the way I read this book aloud ) , Moo Bah La La La, Slinky Malinky Opens A Door, The Runaway Bunny, The Very Hungry Caterpillar, The Giving Tree, Where The SIdewalk Ends... ..too many! makes my head hurt... more on this laterFunny Stuff

Heroes:

My Daughter Kiki D. ..."Don't talk to me about naval tradition. It's nothing but rum, sodomy and the lash. " ~ Sir Winston Churchill ( The only mofo in recent history who would have had the balls to put a stop to the new Bush-Neo-Nazi Regim )" It's a bridesmaid's dress. Someone loved it intensely for one day. Then, tossed it . . . like a Christmas tress. So special, then bam--it's on the side of the road, tinsel still clinging to it, like a sex crime victim, underwear inside out, bound with electrical tape."~ Marla Singer, Fight Club Lily Bart from Edith Whartons " House of Mirth ". If ever there was a Lit Charachter I could relate to, she would have been IT

My Blog

Why Say Effed When You Can Say Fucked?

WARNING:   This blog contains nothing of substance...humor.....or of any interest whats so ever.   Its just another rant from another person who has nothing to do but sit at a fucking coffee...
Posted by Kung Fu Bella on Thu, 18 Sep 2008 10:35:00 PST

I Was Reading Chance Encounters And Walked Into a Tree

As much as I would like the title of this blog to be a clever euphemism, say I actually walked right into some hot guy that was as tall as a tree, sadly that it not the case. I really just walked int...
Posted by Kung Fu Bella on Thu, 28 Aug 2008 02:50:00 PST

Death Defines Us

    Many have accused me of being morbid. For some reason my penchant for cemetery picnics, mausoleum hunts and obsessions of forensic science, serial killers and blood spray pattern analys...
Posted by Kung Fu Bella on Thu, 17 Jul 2008 09:59:00 PST

boooooooyfriends

So I have not written in the myspace blog world for a bit. Not that things have been quiet in KFB's world. Far from, my friends. I have, however, been doing a lot of journaling in private. Stuff that ...
Posted by Kung Fu Bella on Thu, 10 Jul 2008 11:39:00 PST

KIMBO SLICE: THE REAL DEAL? OR IS GARY SHAW THE GEORGE BUSH OF MMA?

So Saturday night CBS aired the debut of MMA on National Television. The Main Event , or premier fight, was between Kimbo Slice and James Thompson. Kimbo Slice, the internet phenomena and self made ...
Posted by Kung Fu Bella on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 10:39:00 PST

Why The Hell Is Death At My Front Door Again?

I had another weird dream last night. I guess I should preface this with a few facts: My first dream I can remember was a nightmare when I was about 3 or 4 years old. I dreamt of the Grim Reaper appe...
Posted by Kung Fu Bella on Fri, 30 May 2008 11:02:00 PST

Barack Obama’s Top Ten On Letterman & Bored No Mo’ !!!

greetings mi compadres...   first things first....                     Obama's Top 10 on Letterman   ...
Posted by Kung Fu Bella on Fri, 02 May 2008 03:29:00 PST

BOREDOM

The first and most obvious sign I am suffering from complete and UTTER BOREDOM? I am sitting on my couch simutaniously geeking out on the internet and watching ' Girlicious ' For those of you that hav...
Posted by Kung Fu Bella on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 10:06:00 PST

Spreading the Word

So, anyone who knows me in ' real life ' is aware that I am a huge talk radio fan. I have pretty much boycotted all FM radio, due to the puss passed on as music on these stations that cause my ears to...
Posted by Kung Fu Bella on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 12:10:00 PST

Updates

Hola Compadres   I've been getting some mail concerning my lack of blog love these days. My apologies for not being more on the ball with the blogage. But, to be quite honest, I have nothing to ...
Posted by Kung Fu Bella on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 02:07:00 PST