THE BEST DAMN BIO-PIC OF ALL TIME, SO CLICKITTY CLICK, WATCH THE TRAILER, BUY THE DVD AND THANK ME LATER. DOBSON DOES AN AMAZING JOB AS THE KING, AND THE CAST IS PHENOMENAL!
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THESE ARE THE FIRST INFAMOUS CALLS TO THE ROSEANNE BARR RADIO SHOW! WHAT A MESS! WHOOPEEEEEE!
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MY FIRST VISIT WITH FAT-ASS AL SHARPTON!
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The Don & Mike Show opening with The Douchebag Calls! You asked for it, here it is!
Don & Mike Douche....
I CALLED A TRAVEL SHOW AND FINALLY LOST IT.
The Belcher 2007 F...
DISCLAIMER: I AM AN EQUAL OPPORTUNITY OFFENDER. IF YOU ARE OFFENDED BY ANYTHING, EVER, IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE INCLUDING FOUL LANGUAGE, SEXISM, RACISM, NEPOTISM, FARFALISM, JIZZUMISM, FO-SHIZZUM, GO-FUCK-YERSELFISM, KITTEN INFLATIONISM, UNICYCLISM, MENSTRUAL-CYCLISM, ERECTILE DYSFUNCTIONISM, NOSE-PICKISM, FARTISM, TURDISM, TWATISM, ANAL PROCEDURISM, EXPLORATORY SURGERISM, THAT GUY IN THE OVERCOAT COVERED IN HIS OWN GISM, REGURGITATIONISM, NIETZSCHE-ISM, PLATO-ISM, MICHAEL JACKSON TOUCHING YOUR KIDS, GOATSE-ISM OR FATTENING FOOD, THEN PLEASE LEAVE THIS PAGE NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE HUMORISM-CHALLENGED! You may already know me as the Radio & media crank caller & all around prankster that's been heard on the Don & Mike Show, Stern, Drudge, Hannity, all over New York & national radio, and have broken the collective balls of CNN, C-Span, Fox, radio shows large and obscure, from coast to coast to border to border for about.... 2,000 years, basically since childhood. I have over 15,000 crank phone calls that were ALL recorded straight from the AIRWAVES, NOT the telephone machine. Though I did "prank phone calls" over the phone to taxis, hospitals, pizzerias, and you name it... when I was NINE, I quickly outgrew that mediocrity in favor of doing it all over the air. Anyone can make a "prank call" and curse people out when they get there, but few of us have the patience and dimentia to sit for up to 2 hours on fucking HOLD, just to get on the air and be silly for thousands of ears.
What&..39;s in it for me if I&..39;m the only one that can hear it, no?
I'm also a Solo act. Always have been and always will. No partners, no cohorts, no chasers, no gang, no orchestrated efforts. It's all about ME ME ME ME MEEEEEE! Trust me, I don't need anyone to help me be a bigger asshole, when I'm perfectly capable of being an asshole all by myself.
How did I get this name, "The Belcher"? I received my name because it was what I did on the radio for the first few hundred calls I ever made..... call up, get on the air, say very little, and then..... BRAAAAAAAAAAP!!!
So the name was given to me, when I was a weee Belcher. Though I still do the signature "finishing belch" on occasion, I only really belch after sounding remarkably intelligent and knowledgeable about whatever crap the host is talking about, while COMPLETELY WASTING AS MUCH AIRTIME AS I POSSIBLY CAN before revealing myself to be a maniac. Then, once I do the "reveal" an dthey realize they're dealing with an asshole, I'll erupt in a hearty gasblast if there's time.
As Former NYC Mayor Ed Koch once said after a horrible air assault on him: "Isn't it a shame, uuuh, that someone uuh, who speaks rather well, can bring up some uuhhh, interesting points, IS MISSING A SPARK IN HIS BRAIN. I THINK IT'S SAD. Oh well." Or something like that. OH, what's that? The track is right up there where you can hear it? Great! Thanks for reminding me!
Anyway, this place will be ever changing, so check back about once a week, and for the love of god, goddess, or jesuszombie, read my blogs, bulletins, and those shmears I write to you on your bathroom mirrors in the middle of the night.
Thanks for being my friend.
I have been, and always shall be,
The Belcher
