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If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport.

About Me

Hi, My name's Colby...yes, just like the cheese.
Which Historical Lunatic Are You?
..I am a Graphics designer/on-air personality/comedian (in my own mind)/photographer/music-lover/movie-buff/lover/fighter/drin ker/arch nemesis/best friend.I was born in the 70s, a long long time ago, in a galaxy pretty close to here. I was born with Spina Bifida (you can learn more about that on your own time, in my blog) and it doesn't slow me down. What's your excuse?
What kind of lover are you?
Barbaric
You have a wild, fierce, and strong animal-like nature behind your lovemaking and that makes you very passionate. When you find the "one" you can give your whole heart to, you give that and then some! It's true that most people say there's no love behind that much fire but that's quite the opposite. You love who you're with and have no problem slamming them down on the sheets and showing them the time of their life! For this, your lover will respond back with the same animal nature and that will show you how much they love you back! For you, it's rough all the way and always very heated and intense!!!
How do you compare?
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My Interests

Richard Christy pranks pharmacy

George Takei calls a redneck

my girlfriend Ashley, friends and family, photography, music, live shows, working out, hanging out with friends, MMO's, Art Bell and the Coast to Coast gang, movies, some TV.

I'd like to meet:

Nobody in particular. Cool people I haven't already met, I guess...ATTENTION BANDS Before adding me, I ask that you send me an email first. This prevents bands from auto-adding and also I may very well listen to your band! Imagine the concept... I will not "whore" your band, and if you DO request an invite, expect one in return for bands that I want to get the "word" out!! (Read as: bands I find interesting, hold stock in, or strongly support!!)I will either reply to your request as a "forward to friends" or add you outright from bands' pages that I work with. Thanks!eddie murphy as jesse jackson

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Music:

Foo Fighters

Add to My Profile | More VideosBlack Sabbath, Sex Pistols, Led Zeppelin, Misfits, Van Halen, Ozzy Osbourne, Pink Floyd, Alabama Thunderpussy, Clutch, C.O.C, The Sword, G'n'R, (old) Metallica, old and new Megadeth, Danzig, Willie Nelson, Johnny Cash, Waylon Jennings

Movies:



Riley Pranks Redneck

Heroes:

Angry Kid

Several people: First and foremost, my family who I love and look up to. Secondly Ashley, who's changed my life more than she'll ever know...in case you didn't know, she RULES! My friends: Jerry, Tif, Shane...Any musician I've ever known, admired, or come in contact with...sometimes all THREE. Inspiration beyond words: THANKS.And last but not least, everyone I know on Myspace!

My Blog

French Mime Marcel Marceau, Who Turned Silence Into Poetry, Dies at Age 84

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Posted by The Deacon of Metal" on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 01:27:00 PST

...and it’s only 1pm!

Wake up today to find out the person who comes in to help me in the mornings has a family emergency; her son flipped and crushed himself on a 4 wheeler. Damn things are just itching to be outlawed! So...
Posted by The Deacon of Metal" on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 11:46:00 PST

yet another case of "P.C. Going Too Far"

That's right folks, yet another case in many that I've blogged about...Colorado Springs School Bans Tag, Citing Playground Conflicts08-29-2007 6:14 PMCOLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. (Associated Press) -- An ...
Posted by The Deacon of Metal" on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 07:11:00 PST

I couldn’t sleep

    So I decided to blog instead. Yup that's about it.
Posted by The Deacon of Metal" on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 12:47:00 PST

The blue loading zone is for handicapped parking only!

When you enter a parking lot, do YOU know what the handicapped parking lot is? Moreover...do you know what those little blue diagonal lines are for? If you don't, please, take notes!Today, after our s...
Posted by The Deacon of Metal" on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 12:27:00 PST

OK I think I've seen it all

    I just got this friend request. That's nothing unusual as I get them from people I may not have seen in some time, or from a band I might find interesting (as my moniker implies, I ...
Posted by The Deacon of Metal" on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 12:03:00 PST

Aren't there laws to discourage this behavior?

What I'm implying in my headline is the fact that we are told by our government to report suspicious behavior on flights. Now the Muslims are starting to sue. Law 1: filing a false claim (i.e., harras...
Posted by The Deacon of Metal" on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 11:00:00 PST

Thompson gets a come uppance

..>Newspaper in Aspen, Colo., Puts Out Special Edition Honoring the Late Hunter S. Thompson ..> ...
Posted by The Deacon of Metal" on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 01:31:00 PST

recent happenings and musings

    Here I am, once again sitting at my computer, so I thought I'd post a bit about recent things taking place in my life and current attitude(s) that I have/had. The last few days have...
Posted by The Deacon of Metal" on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 04:12:00 PST

I swear I was nowhere NEAR Largo, FL.

LARGO, Fla. (Associated Press) --  A 38-year-old man was arrested after he called 911 and told a dispatcher he was surrounded by police officers and needed help, authorities said.Police officers ...
Posted by The Deacon of Metal" on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 12:39:00 PST