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rob

She shakes the cakes right. She shakes the cakes left.

About Me

I'm a handsome thirty-something with a briefcase and bike helmet. I walk my imaginary dog and swim laps around the lake. The timepiece i carry is accurate. I don't dream or if i do, i don't remember it. That is because i'm dosed out on adorable, multicolored pills. They help me get along with my workmates and smile on occasion. The world is not a doorway into another dimension. It is a spherical, life-sustaining bodymass hurling through space. I do not drink coffee. It gives my breath bad cramps. I dont have to lie to get girls in bed. They just materialize out of thin air. The day usually ends with me boiling a jasmine tea and praising the water serpent that breathed life into my ancestors. Long live Flebdjullah.

My Interests

my little pony

I'd like to meet:

beer

Music:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Movies:

are real in your mind

Television:

the t.v. is an attention whore. if you ignore her, she'll go away.

Books:

dostoievski, charles mingus bio: "beneath the underdog", bukowski, t.c. boyle, burroughs, orwell

Heroes:

tiny

My Blog

nomad nomore

Moving this weekend. More space to mix the new record. Radness approaches. All up in the freetown (again). Anyone got a lawnmower for sale? Cheap? Also need coffee table types of shit. Email...
Posted by rob on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 06:22:00 PST

113 degrees

Santeria in Vegas. My hands are destroyed. One of my favorite shows ever. Congratulations, Beau. I'm sure Dege will have the good blog. Had a blast but still: Fuck Las Vegas. It was rad. 113 degrees. ...
Posted by rob on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 06:24:00 PST

Real Estately

Detroit and Chicago rocked. Dax jammed. I got pics in the pic section, Chicago album. Dig it.
Posted by rob on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 08:24:00 PST

roboflavin

I'm that fresh motherfucker hangin out in your frontal lobes. All kinds of cash plus dollars. I winked at you. Let me roll up my pantsleg and flash my platinum dagger, holmes. Forget about my teeth, y...
Posted by rob on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 06:53:00 PST

fire in the hole

The devil found out i was fucking his wife. I tattooed my name on her ass. It turns out the devil can read. He hangs out in front of my house and throws up gang signs like pentagrams when i walk out. ...
Posted by rob on Tue, 22 May 2007 06:51:00 PST

a footprint and forged cave art

Sasquatch been trying to prove the existance of human beings for years. He had a snapshot of one but it turned out to be a racoon trying to have sex with an aardvark. He's worried that sasquatch terri...
Posted by rob on Wed, 09 May 2007 10:33:00 PST

sex and open container laws

The state has deemed it unlawful to have sex or drink booze while driving a motor vehicle. These are totally unnecessary and childish mandates. I seriously don't see the logic behind this. I tend to d...
Posted by rob on Thu, 03 May 2007 07:46:00 PST

Got my own room at the back of the bus

Yeah, so i started smoking angeldust because i'm cool. It's a real hip drug that helps you get along with others. I've seen a vast improvement in my extroverted tendencies. You may want to let me borr...
Posted by rob on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 07:20:00 PST

ow

Thanks to everybody for the free birfday trashing. i've got a real hangover this time.  i will get revenge on the following people: dege, preem, sean, daxx, kara, tim, kat, tiffany, clair, d...
Posted by rob on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 08:14:00 PST

positively

Those of you that know my cousin Shelley, she REALLY needs your positive thoughts. Some of you know what i'm talking about. Those who don't, just trust me. Give her some love, she needs it. Thanks....
Posted by rob on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 12:42:00 PST