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Comedian Lisa Myers

I am here for Networking

About Me


Ok...
A.) I look like a whale shark in this video
B.) Seriously, I look like I swallowed Delta Burke
C.) I've never been accused of being what the title before you hit 'play' suggests.
and
D.) Go to www.hulu.com and log in or register and give me a nice rating.
Please and thank you.
It makes me feel special.
Even if you hate the fucking flower in my hair.
“Wow. That was great. We love your energy, and you’re really a funny lady!
Just uh...well, this is a family show…”
Bob & Ross
Judges from Last Comic Standing
Season 4
LATEST NEWS:
I like cake.
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CHECK THIS SHIT OUT...
I'M IN CURVE MAGAZINE!!!
CLICK THE PEEKTURE!!
That's, right. Their monthly feature, "Ten Reasons We Love..." is all about YOURS TRULY in their December issue! I am so honored to grace their pages. SO HAPPY! WEEE!
*squeals with giddiness!*
(Yeah, that's right, I squealed. With giddiness even!)
This picture makes my heart smile.
HEY EVERYONE!!
THANKS FOR VOTING FOR ME!!!!
Check this out:
I'M IN THE HOT 12 L.A. COMICS AGAIN THIS WEEK!
AND
I'M IN THE HOT 12 CALIFORNIA COMICS, TOO!
WOO!

My Interests



TO ALL MY LEZ & LEZ FRIENDLY GODDESSES..
Click the link below to check out Curves Magazine - now on Myspace!



How awesome is this picture? Shit like this makes me smile:

Other interests...

Trainwrecks

Whiskey

Tattoos

Charo

Puppies

Fast Cars

Ugly people

Beautiful women

Turnips

Hippos

Journey

Whiskey

ADHD

Restraining orders

Dancing with Ellen

Cake

Guam

Kathy Griffin

7 Balls

Gargoyles

Star Blazers

Pin Ups

...and Salad Waffles

Love it...

Where's the hero's section on the Myspace Comedy profiles? Because Debra Jackson is my fucking hero.

I'd like to meet:

Eddie Izzard, Heffner, Ellen, and the twin I absorbed in the womb.

This is me! My Meez!

...yes I have too much time on my hands, shut up.

Music:


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Television:



Lisa Myers: Too Tight
http://www.hulu.com/watch/23732/chick-comedy-lisa-...

A.) I look like a whale shark B.) I've never been accused of what the title implies C.) Go to Hulu.com and give me stars - like five even if you think I suck because it's for the children. Thank.