About Me

I am so funny! I make me laugh all the time! YAY!!!

If you're nice and want to come check out a show, send me a message! I can get you the coups :p You can also im me on MSN ~ [email protected] or yahoo ~ texaspanda78. Come chat with me...tons of fun for everyone!

My boy Darius is a funny ass mofo! You gotta check him out! Click this to check out my friend's awesome page!"You never have sex with someone you care about. Sex is for making babies and revenge."

Jordan Sullivan, Scrubs

What type of partier are you? Your Result: Bar Slut

You like to keep them drinks flowing till you can't remember much - not that you would want to. Along with your judgement, your inhibitions go 'bye bye' and you end up making out with, and sometimes taking home, random people who sound 'good at the time'. In your drunken haze, you and all your freinds are the sexiest, most swingin, and hottest things on the planet. You've lost many items of clothing in random places.

The rock-star party animal
Bar Social Butterfly
Hardcore drunk
The Socialite
The Lurker
The designated driver

My Interests

I love comedy and comedians! Check out my calander for the latest insanity happening at Rivercenter Comedy Club!

Rivercenter Comedy Club is located inside Rivercenter Mall in downtown San Antonio. Call 210-229-1420 for directions and pricing info!

I like cheese.

And cookies...but not together.

I'd like to meet:

My inner child so that I can beat the shit out of her.

Anyone with a sense of HUMOR!!! Seriously, if you can't take a joke, fuck off.

I love football and I love my Jaguars! This is what a fan looks like...

Our season may be over for now, but next season will be here before you know it. I have faith in my boys!

Star Wars Horoscope for Gemini
Like most Geminis, you are a playful little creature.
You tend to be extremely curious, craving knowledge but sometimes having a short attention span.
For the most part, you are charming and loveable.
But at times, you can seem scattered and high-strung.

Star wars character you are most like: Ewoks

Music:

Miley Cyrus! I'm also lovin First On The Moon and Zenatic!

Movies:

Anything that'll make me laugh. But since I'm easily amused, and have the attention span of a two-year old, pretty much anything will do. The word caca is magic...

Television:

Television is a sin... but I LOVE Comedy Central, ESPN, Fox, NFL Network, Nickelodeon, Disney Channel, & of course Cartoon Network. Adult Swim fuckin ROCKS!!! I'm also mildly addicted to the countdowns on VH1.

Books:

Despite popular belief, I DO read. Just ask me if you really wanna know. I try to keep my page tard, but if you have a brain and wanna talk books, message me!

Heroes:

My very own Mini Me! I love you Bobbi!!!

Please add them and help!!!

My Blog

Sign my boobs

This week has been so freakin awesome! Kris Shaw and his wife and kids came in a day early (Tuesday) and came by to say hi. Cuz I'm cool like that; people wanna see me. Ner. Yeah, so Tuesday was craz...
Posted by George :F on Fri, 04 Jul 2008 02:34:00 PST

Seriously???

So two assholes were fired Saturday and I've been working an assload more than I already was. This bitch at work is bein a douche making little snide remarks to the other staff members saying shit li...
Posted by George :F on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 02:27:00 PST

There’s crazy in the air...

From my ex's attack, to people spazzing like a bitch over a comment, to getting scolded for something I had nothing to do with&WTF is wrong with you fucking psycho-twats?!! Seriously, I know something...
Posted by George :F on Fri, 27 Jun 2008 02:37:00 PST

Cruel and Unusual Punishment

I'm not political. Like last night, someone showed me a gag dollar bill with Dick Cheney on it. My reply, "I've seen him on TV." I just don't care enough to follow. But today I logged on to Yahoo and ...
Posted by George :F on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 01:41:00 PST

If you want the girl of your dreams to fall madly in love with you, just sing...

"No Surprise"Friday is when you left meSo I'll drink myself to sleepAnd Sunday is when I'll wake upNot to remember a thingMy friends all say the same thingI don't know my new girl too well(I know)That...
Posted by George :F on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 02:48:00 PST

Running in circles backwards...

I really don't know how to feel after this weekend. It's been surreal in so many ways. Like Friday I rode on a bus for almost two hours to get to Austin. It was hell. I was surrounded by old people, a...
Posted by George :F on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 01:55:00 PST

My last blog...

&pissed people off. Big fucking deal. I tend to do that, whether it be by blog or on stage. You know what? If you don't like the shit I write DON'T FUCKING READ IT!!! If you don't like the shit I say...
Posted by George :F on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 03:11:00 PST

Lisa Myers on my mind...

Actually, in my brain. She just wrote this blog about something that I was thinking about yesterday. Too freakin weird. Anyways, it was about BBWs. I got a friend request yesterday from someone called...
Posted by George :F on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 01:11:00 PST

Things I’ve Learned In My Old Age...

1. Don't bet on pool games when drunk. You WILL regret it. 2. The song "PYT" no longer applies to me 3. There are benefits to being a cougar; younger guys dig it! 4. Chicks older than me hate me more...
Posted by George :F on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 02:57:00 PST

Perfection...

Do you have that one member in your family that is just soooooooooooooooo perfect? You know what I'm talking about: the child that is put on a pedestal above all other children. The one that we, the ...
Posted by George :F on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 02:32:00 PST