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jay whitecotton

VIDI, VICI, VENI

About Me

REAL MEN USE CAPS LOCK - ITS NICE, ROBUST, AND ENJOYABLE TO READ - STOP BEING INTERNET PUSSIES AND QUIT YOUR COMPLAINING - YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE - IF YOUR BIGGEST PET PEEVE IS CAPATALIZED WORDS THAN YOU HAVE WASTED YOUR LIFE - YOU ARE PATHETIC - WRITE WHATEVER PITHY RESPONSE YOU HAVE... GO ON.... SEE? DOES NOT CHANGE THE SIMPLE FACT THAT YOU ARE A FAGGOT - THATS RIGHT, FAGGOT - NOT GAY, NOT HOMOSEXUAL, NOT EVEN QUEER (THEY ALL HAVE MY RESPECT AND SUPPORT) - YOU ARE JUST A PRITZY FAGGOT WHO NEEDS A LIFE AND TO COME OUT OF THE CLOSET - AND YES....... EVEN IF YOU DO HAVE A VAGINA AND STILL HATE CAPS LOCK....... YOU'RE STILL A FAGGOT - THESE ARE NOT MY RULES - THATS JUST THE WAY IT IS - ALSO....... "I" BEFORE "E" IS BULLSHIT - SO I WILL SPELL WORDS HOWEVER THE FUCK I LIKE - THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE HAS LIED TO ME ENOUGH AND I'M NOT BUYIN INTO ITS RULES ANYMORE - SUCK MY DICK GRAMMAR..... SUCK MY DICK
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My Interests

HYPOCRISIES - CONSPIRACIES - DARTS

'What will your obituary say?' at QuizGalaxy.com

I'd like to meet:

JEFFREY JONES AND THE VILLAINS WHO DROVE HIM TO TOUCH CHILDREN!

Music:

TOM WAITS - RANDY NEWMAN - STEVIE WONDER - FLOGGING MOLLY - BOB LOG III - REVEREND HORTON HEAT - HENDRIX/LED ZEP/BEATLES - JOHN LEE HOOKER - TAMPA RED - PRE-WAR BLUES - POLICE - THE ALAMO HEAT - JOHN FRUSCIANTE - LEADBELLY - DANGER MOUSE - ELVIS COSTELLO - MOS DEF - WYCLEF JEAN - SAINT SAENS - NEW YORK DOLLS - T REX - DEVENDRA BANHARDT - MARLEY - BOOTSY COLLINS - FAT POSSUM RECORDS - (new stuff) THE FRATELLIS - ROCK PLAZA CENTRAL - MOFRO - THE HOLD STEADY - TV ON THE RADIO - THE BOY LEAST LIKELY TO - GRIZZLY BEAR - CATO SALSA EXPERIENCE - THE FACES - IGGY POP (BOWIE ERA) - EAGLES OF DEATH METAL - BEACH BOYS (PET SOUNDS TO WILD HONEY) - CALIFONE - THE STREETS

Movies:

BOTH KINDS: THE CLASSICS AND THE CULT CLASSICS

Television:

SEVENTH HEAVEN - I'M NOT KIDDING - THAT SHOW IS FUCKING FUNNY - THATS RIGHT - FUUUUUUCCCCKKKIIIINNNNGGG FUNNY - WAY BETTER THAN FAMILY GUY - AND I KINDA LIKE FAMILY GUY

Books:

charles bukowski - raymond chandler - christopher hitchens - hermann hesse - disinformation series - kahlil gibran - baudrillard - eric bogosian

My Blog

my hero (shoulda been a sandwhich)

Luciano Pavarotti is no morethe fat lady has sungmany dont know this, but one dream in my life was to watch him performthis really sucks because he was such a talent, its almost easy to dismiss itbut ...
Posted by jay whitecotton on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 12:14:00 PST

HOW TO BE AN INDIVIDUAL JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE!

HOW TO BE AN INDIVIDUAL ON MYSPACE!  1 YOUR FAVORITE ACTOR IS BRUCE CAMPBELL  2 YOU LIKE TOM WAITS, BUT ARE UNFAMILIAR WITH HIS EARLY WORK  3 WHEN YOU SAY YOU LIKE COUNTRY, WHAT YOU MEA...
Posted by jay whitecotton on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 02:49:00 PST

IF JESUS...

IF JESUS WAS HANGEDWOULD WE JUST WEAR THE NECKLACE?IF JESUS WAS BURNT AT THE STAKEFOR COMMUNION, WOULD WE EAT TOAST?IF JESUS WAS BLACKNO WONDER HE DOESN'T SMILE FOR HIS PICTURES...IF JESUS WAS A WOMAN...
Posted by jay whitecotton on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 01:39:00 PST

I HAVE A WAY OF FINDING ALL THE 911 ANSWERS

WE TAKE ALL THE 911 FOOTAGE, ALL THE 911 DATAAND ALL THE 911 CONSPIRACIESAND SEND THEM TO.....MYTHBUSTERS!!!!!ALONG WITH A BIBLE...
Posted by jay whitecotton on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 12:15:00 PST

superman returns

A girl's feet were cut off Thursday while she was on the six flags ride "Superman Tower of Power," officials declined to comment on the proposed name change ...
Posted by jay whitecotton on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 02:53:00 PST

MY RESPONSE ON PIT BULL ATTACKS

by: myspace.com/jaywhitecottoneach year over 1,000,000 people are killed byTHE PIT BULL!THATS RIGHT! ONE MILLION PEOPLE!A YEAR!currently there are around 6 billion people alive todaythat means in 6 th...
Posted by jay whitecotton on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 05:50:00 PST

i wasnt born right

i'm a ryan seacrest trapped inside a john belushi's body...
Posted by jay whitecotton on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 04:40:00 PST

cops. to serve and protect? HAHAHAHAHA

cops don't see you as people. or even criminols. to them you are all customers.tickets = salary.laws are made to get your money. thats all they want.someone i know, was almost raped and mugged awhile ...
Posted by jay whitecotton on Sat, 12 May 2007 11:40:00 PST

killing ones' self

a fun thought i knowand one i have been thinking about a lot lately!no this is not a cry for help....way beyond that now! this isnt high school anymorethis is more like a casual flirtation 'hey suicid...
Posted by jay whitecotton on Sun, 06 May 2007 08:07:00 PST

more examples of stupidity!

i read this post on craigslisthelp spot the hypocrocy!"I am writing a unique fiction book that is cultural, positive, youthful, inspirational, and Tex-Mex. Cannot say much about the story or title unt...
Posted by jay whitecotton on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 04:34:00 PST