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Jay LaFarr

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I am a comic. I tell stories to make people laugh, and sometimes think. I want to be friends with everyone but it can't happen, because I also make bad first impressions. I do blame the Jews for the death of Christ, but thank them for the marshmallow peeps, which are quite delicious. I drink and party too much, and am trying to not do that, so I can meet a nice woman, who will let me live with her.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet freaks and geeks. I love to laugh, and I love funny peeps. Hey, be my friend, and you can move in with me and use all my stuff. Seriously, you can.

My Blog

Thursday..

My fiend Mike does drug studies.  He told me that he sometimes gets side effects from the placebos.  I told him yes, but they are only pretend.
Posted by on Thu, 25 Jun 2009 07:36:00 GMT

Chris Keimling

I teach Defensive Driving when I am not on the road for comedy.  That is my burden.  I had a friend who is also a comedian/defensive driving instructor, and he took my class this past Tuesday.  he sco...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Jun 2009 18:25:00 GMT

America...That's all Folks

One of the reasons I love this country, and at the same time I hate its people, is that we are kind.  We are kind to a point that it has made is weak and anemic to the rest of the world.As a child, I ...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Jun 2009 13:04:00 GMT

Obama is our daddy.

http://www.dailycomedy.com/joke/17778I was in a chat room the other day, looking for sex, when a young very excited woman referred to President Obama as the "New Black Father of our country." This di...
Posted by on Tue, 12 May 2009 23:05:00 GMT

Thanks Guys

Wow.  Well another year has passed.  I am at my sixth year of stand up comedy.  I won, this past Monday, the Funniest in south Texas Competition.  It occurred this past Monday night, at the River Cent...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Apr 2009 00:53:00 GMT

We are becoming a joke.

Already, we have lost stature in the world with this pathetic joke of a president.  Off a teleprompter,  Obama makes George Jr. look like David Brinkley. Scary times people, scary times.Interfax: Cuba...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Mar 2009 04:51:00 GMT

Can't fall back asleep..

When someone asks me "What's your sign.?"  I like to reply, "I have cancer."  They will try to correct me, and say, "You mean you are a Cancer."I don't respond, and walk away.
Posted by on Thu, 05 Mar 2009 04:09:00 GMT

One of my cousins died..

Peter Gray Sunday, March 1, 2009 1:20 AM EST .... .. FORT EDWARD - Peter Gray, age 50, of Broadway, FortEdward, passed away at his home on Friday, Feb. 27, 2009 surrounded byhis loving famil...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Mar 2009 08:38:00 GMT

Come on Bobby Jindal!!

I was watching some of Louisiana governor Bobby Jindals stuttering comments about the speech that President Obama made, and I cringed a little.  This man should not be even thought of as a front-runn...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Feb 2009 22:51:00 GMT

DEEP INSIDE RACQUEL DARRIAN INTERVIEW (VCA)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Be_pQQkUDU She is the greatest adult film actress in history.
Posted by on Sun, 25 Jan 2009 18:52:00 GMT