New Videos |
After years of debate and trying to get my "Faces Of Rock" on TV, I've deemed it impossible. So I'm putting it on YouTube for the world to see. And a gift for my fans. Oh, and I also recently made my ...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Jun 2009 11:00:00 GMT |
Friday Night Fights |
So a fight broke out during my show the other night at the Funny Bone in Huntington, WV. It happened during my closer so all the lights were out. A lady who wouldn't shut up was...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Sep 2008 02:22:00 GMT |
Little Known Facts About Music |
Music was discovered by cavemen. After they discovered baked beans.
Beethoven was deaf. (At least that's what he told his wife)
All opera's when translated are about losing a hamster.
You can tun...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Aug 2008 19:47:00 GMT |
Ahhh, fans |
Last night a woman in her fifties (Drunk as hell) stops me after the show and says: "I wanna ask you a question." I'm like, "Sure." She says "You looked buff in your pictures, (then points me up and d...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 10:37:00 GMT |
Dirty Guitar |
Did a morning show on the radio this morning to promote my shows. Before we got there, I was informed they didn't want me to bring my guitar. This had never happened before and when I arrived, I asked...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 10:22:00 GMT |
"There Will Be Blood" |
This is the name of the worst movie I've seen in a long time. Should have been called "There Will Be Blood After I Pay $9.00 To Regal Cinemas For This Piece Of Shit". Daniel Day Lewis is one of my fav...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 06:05:00 GMT |
Blocking Comedians |
So this old friend from high school messages me through myspace. I go to write her back and it says "You must be her friend to message her." A small annoyance but I go to her page and request a friend...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 07:23:00 GMT |
Write up of my show. |
Michael Mack Attack
(This article is a re-print from a blog by The Comedians Wife at www.myspace.com/thecomedianswife)
As you all know, I attend a lot of comedy shows. It...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 08:27:00 GMT |
I Believe |
I believe you should be able to burn the American flag.
I also believe that if you see a guy burning the American flag you should be able to punch him in the face. With no repercussions.
I believe you...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 12:24:00 GMT |
Bad Day at the Airport |
They x-rayed my shoes and found a tumor.
Posted by on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 12:20:00 GMT |
