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About Me

Let's do this. I like cheese, o.k.? I like to wish on stars and red birds and train tracks. I have the memory retention of a gold fish, so your dirty, dark, twisted little secrets are safe with me. I won't remember them after the commercial break. I'm constantly thinking. My mind just won't shut up. I have this cauldron sized head just full of ideas waiting to gush out and escape. Like my idea of a hobo circus. It would clean up the streets and provide loads of entertainment.
I'm a nerd to the 10 power. I qoute obscure 80's movies and one time I pretended I was a pretender. To say I love the goonies is an understatement. In fact, my new pick up line is "Let's get naked and do the truffle shuffle together". I haven't tried it out just yet. I think poo is particularly funny. Poo jokes and poo stories alike. I'm pushing 30. By pushing I mean he's pushing back and in 7 weeks, I will in fact be 30.
I don't take well to ingenuine people. I don't care what car you drive, how many friends you have on myspace, what brand of over priced clothes that you wear, if you were ever on Sally Jesse Raphael once or not, if you are in a band, if you think your talented, if you've met Elvis, if you live in NY, if you once drank the sweat of Kirk Cameron or not, I won't accept an add request from you unless you catch my attention and hold it. No, I don't care if we knew each back in the day before I became a famous puddle jumper. I don't care if you think my hair is nice and soft like Ted Danson's toe hair. I want laughter. I don't consider our friendship sealed unless you make me pee from laughing! Also, I'm highly impressed with men that give me their number in binary math. That's more hot than Bea Arthur's prom picture.
I don't have patience for needy, whiney people. It's almost as unattractive as jealousy is. If you whine about getting attention, then I'm encouraged to ignore you. Please, don't cry baby your way into my shit list. It's over crowded as it is.

My Interests

E.t.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone with bizarre senses of humor. My sense of humor is comprable to that of an epileptic on crack. If you can decipher when I'm joking and when I'm serious, then I'll reward you with a ration of curd. Only, I don't live in Canada or Wisconsin, so I don't actually have access to any curd. You're just curd out of luck.

Music:

.A.
Alice Cooper
Air Supply
Ryan Adams
Avenged Sevenfold
Allman Brothers
Anthrax
Audioslave
AC/DC
A-Ha
Aqua Lung

.B.
Jeff Buckley
Bone Pony
David Bowie
Bad Livers
Burden Brothers
Black Stone Cherry
Blues Brothers
Black Label Society
The Beatles
Pat Benetar
Beastie Boys
Boston
A few Bon Jovi songs
Jimmy Buffett
Britney Fox
Bic Runga

.C.
The Cure
The Cars
Candlebox
Cracker
Cheap Trick
Cutting Crew
Chicago
Crosby Stills and Nash
Cab Calloway
Bing Cosby

.D.
The Doors
Dog Fashion Disco
Danzig
Dream Theatre
Some Duran Duran
Dead Kennedyâ€™s
Dio
Dokken
Daft Punk
Dashboard Confessional
Drop Kick Murphyâ€™s
Death Cab for Cutie
Devo

.E.
Electric Wizard

.F.
Faster Pussycat
Fastway
Fischersponner
Foreigner
Fall out boy
Falco

.G.
Great White
Go Goâ€™s
2 Debbie Gibson songs
Garbage

.H.
Hermano
Ben Harper
Hayseed Dixie
Heart
Billie Holiday
The Red Rocker (Hagar)
Corey Hart
Darren Hayes
Imogen Heap
Jimmy Hendrix
One Jennifer Love Hewitt song
Hall and Oates

.I.
Billy Idol
One Chris Issak song

.J.
Janis Joplin
Julianna Theory
Journey
Michael Jackson circa the freakshow
Jem
Billy Joel

.K.
David Kitt
Kiss
Kix
Kings of Leon
Kings X
Keane

.L.
Led Zeppelin
L7
Cyndi Lauper
Long Beach Dubb Allstars
Huey Lewis and the News

.M.
Motley Crue
Marshall Tucker
Mother Love Bone
Mr. Bungle
Yngwie Malmsteen
Bette Midler(yeah, so!)
Bob Marely
Metallica circa the 80â€™s
Madonna circa the 80â€™s
Misfits
Mansun
Men without Hats
Men at Work

.N.
Nuetral Milk Hotel
Stevie Nicks
Nixons
New Amsterdams
New Found Glory
Night Ranger

.O.
Offspring
Old 97â€™s
Oasis

.P.
Poison
Psychedelic Furs
Presidents of the U.S.
Prince
Pentagram
Paw
Phantom Planet
Postal Service

.Q.
Queen
Queensryche

.R.
Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
Ratt
Rob Zombie
Lionel Ritchie
Otis Redding
Relient K

.S.
Joe Satriani
Sade
Slightly Stoopid
Story of the year
Bob Seger
Slightly Stoopid
Sublime
Frank Sinatra
Snow Patrol
Saigon Kick
Skid Row
Dusty Springfield
Social Distortion
Sparta
Sugar Cult
Stone Temple Pilots
Sound Garden
Mazy Stay

.T.
Tesla
Tina Turner
Toadies
Billy Thorpe
They might be giants
George Thoroughgood
Twisted Sister
Testament
Tenacious D
Temple of the dog
Toto

.V.
Van Halen
Velvet Revolver
VHS or Beta

.W.
Tom Waits
Winger
Whitesnake
Ween
White Zombie
Johnny Winter
When in Rome
Warrant
Wide Spread Panic

.Z.
ZZ Top

Movies:

Books:

Sister Carrie
Shadow Divers
Lucky Man
Wicked
Old Sassy Tree
Jemima J
Bookends
Spin Zone
Tony Curtis
Audrey Hepburn

Heroes:

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Natalie Loves the MOON There is something so magnificantly romantic about the moon. It's alluring, imaginative, psuedo mysterious and captivating. It's like a wishing well. I can gaze at it for hours and it calms me.
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George Bailey: What is it you want, Mary? What do you want? You want the moon? Just say the word and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down. Hey. That's a pretty good idea. I'll give you the moon, Mary.
Mary: I'll take it. Then what?
George Bailey: Well, then you can swallow it, and it'll all dissolve, see... and the moonbeams would shoot out of your fingers and your toes and the ends of your hair... am I talking too much? ***
The Art Circle
My Tom Foolery My personality is a bit on the quirky side. Kind of like an epileptic on crack.
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I enjoy life loads. I love making an ass out of myself and others all in the name of laughter and shared cheer.
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I'm a dork to the 10th power I have an encyclodpedic musical interest
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I'm competitive when playing board games...I have been known to read trivial pursuit cards for leisure. It's not cheating, it's enhanceing my brain.
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I have the memory retention of a gold fish, so my friends tell me all of their juicy secrets...they know I"ll forget by the time the next commercial break begins.
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I'm quite the blog whore. Don't hate lolz
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I drink martini's and dream big
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I eat my steaks medium well.
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My big acting debut CLICK HERE TO SEE MY ACTING DEBUT
Thank you Sock for butchering me on my way to an ultra rad Halloweeny party. I hope to return in a sequel as a hot vampire. Or a zombie. Either one works for me.

My Blog

I'm slipping deeper into Nerdom

Where's my badge? It's official. I'm a nerd. A rowdy time for me is playing board games with home fries. I'm not drawing my pension yet, either! However, I recently recieved notification that if I ret...
Posted by Ms. Cheese Curd on Fri, 04 May 2007 06:43:00 PST

We snuck out last night!!!

Last night, we ventured out to Outback for a little happy hour adventure and some Ranch with a side of French Fries. Speaking of french fries, we simply couldn't keep our coming of age hormones unde...
Posted by Ms. Cheese Curd on Thu, 03 May 2007 06:26:00 PST

10 things you didn't know about Betty White

1. Betty White is down with O.P.P. 2. Betty White once stayed over night at an insane assylum to get into character. It was during this overnight stay that she traumatized a 3rd shift orderly...
Posted by Ms. Cheese Curd on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 02:16:00 PST

The departed, The contest, and some random b.s.

I neglected my domestic duties last night big time. I went out to my parentals dwelling and ate ham sandwich and soup and watched Tuesday's episode of the deadliest catch with them. (They tape it on T...
Posted by Ms. Cheese Curd on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 05:55:00 PST

Small intimate myspace celebrity fit club!!!

Alright. We're going to do teams! Nominate team captains: We have the following interested folks Myself Shannon (Anthrope) Brittany (tiffany simmons) Jef Noah ('s blog) Mellissa (Beady Eyes) Tina (T-...
Posted by Ms. Cheese Curd on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 12:10:00 PST

A light hearted blog about lumps

Hey peoples. My name is Natalie and I like to eat pepporoni's non stop and then wonder why I don't look so good in last season's capri's. I just don't get it! I mean I've been working out and all. Get...
Posted by Ms. Cheese Curd on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 11:48:00 PST

Al Gore and Sheryl Crow

Apparently Sheryl Crow doesn't get enough fiber in her diet since she uses one square per visit to the throne and 2-3 on "pesky" occassions. Pesky occassions? I hope she eats a burrito laced with cab...
Posted by Ms. Cheese Curd on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 06:42:00 PST

Funny, rage, sad.

I'm back from thunder over Louisville! I told a tasteless joke too. It made Shannon hang her head and snicker in shame. So, thunder over louisville is acclaimed to be the biggest firework display in ...
Posted by Ms. Cheese Curd on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 07:27:00 PST

soaked in roots

Know your roots. Bath in them. I'm going to be up to my ear canal in kentucky history 17 years and counting! Well, this part of it anyway. Tomorrow me and Sha Nay Nay are headed to Louisville (Pronoun...
Posted by Ms. Cheese Curd on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 01:10:00 PST

any guys for chat??

Before I get started in with my pick up lines, I've added "Shutter" to my netflix queue. "The Eye" is out, otherwise I would have got that, but we'll see how Shutter is. ONWARD! Oh, I have loopy meds...
Posted by Ms. Cheese Curd on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 06:32:00 PST