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About Me

- I like to eat cheese
- "I wipe my own ass"
- I love milk (...but certain brands give me the runs)
- I take multivitamins (they smell like dog food)
- I go to a shit load of concerts...
- I like to lift weights
- I'll do anything for fun
- NEVER tell me "you won't" (because I will)
- I don't skate anymore
- My cd's go everywhere I do
- If you fall, I'll laugh at you
- I used to have a cool car (someone stole it)
- I'm too lazy to shave all the time
- I have A.D.D. when it comes to math
- I wash my clothes only when I run out of stuff to wear
- I love Ramen noodles ...and grilled cheese
- I'll tell you what I think (even if you don't wanna know)
- I run with scissors
- My ear wax is goey
- I'm a perv (but in a good way)
- I'm sarcastic
- Stupid people annoy me
- I think zippers, velcro, bubble wrap, and double sided tape are so cool.
- I love ice cream
- I laugh when I see hubcaps with spinners
- When I drink I wont stop til Im shit faced
- I'll kick your ass at chess
- I love listening to music very loud!
- I can be obnoxious at times.
- I didnt vote for George Bush
- I dont care what people think about me
- I eat WAY too much at a Chinese food buffet!
- I masturbate everyday. (I'm a little raw)
- My farts smell of brocolli
- I like to go to the mall and watch people (It's like being at the zoo! ...'cept I don't get in trouble for humping the animals)
- My nipples get raw easily
- I forget which dryer my clothes are in at the laundromat
- I poop right after I eat...
- I like to eat cereal and watch cartoons
- I like to photoshop stuff...
- I post random comments on people's pages
- When I play Halo it makes me want to puke, then I get a headache.
- I like to fart in public
- I'm so gangsta, I'll kick you in the ovaries/nuts and run away
- I like to pretend I'm still a college student

My Interests

Blogging about random crap... Chatting with hot babes... Being a smartass... Reading people's comments... Stalking hot babes... LULZ

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I'd like to meet:

This chick

Music:

This is just a taste of the sounds I let flood my hear holes...

Books:

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My Blog

It’s genius!

I just want to get this out there, babies are freaking genius... I know now that my Prime Objective is to live their lifestyle. For the foreseeable future, I will be devisin...
Posted by Sir That One Guy on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 01:43:00 PST

Squeeky clean (cont’d)

Well, atleast I kept my word. (This time) Let's continue this little adventure, shall we? Ok, so there are a few non-random thoughts that bounce around in the vast emptiness that I call my mind, ...
Posted by Sir That One Guy on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 10:53:00 PST

Squeeky clean

Today, I'd like to talk about my showers. Okay, not all about my showers; this isn't that kind of blog. (And you can thank your lucky yellow undies that this isn't a photo blog, while you're at ...
Posted by Sir That One Guy on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 08:51:00 PST

How I feel about libraries

Libraries are GOOD because they offer a calming, serene refuge from the world, where you can still sit and concentrate on actually reading. Not like the huge bookstores and their two-latte minimums, o...
Posted by Sir That One Guy on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 09:12:00 PST

FIRST!!!!!!

They say breaking a habit usually takes two or three weeks. If you want to put the kibosh on a particular behavior - smoking cigarettes, binging on sweets, whacking it to donkey porn, whatev...
Posted by Sir That One Guy on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 08:30:00 PST

How I feel about Hippos

Why? Because large hairy big-mouthed mammals need love, too. Well, most of them, anyway. Read on... AHEM... How I Feel About... Hippos Hippos are GOOD because the full name, Hippopotamus, from the Gre...
Posted by Sir That One Guy on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 03:31:00 PST

Not funny

All right, let's try something a little different today. Those of you paying close attention already know that I might be trying some Standup. That means that I'm thinking about trying to be funn...
Posted by Sir That One Guy on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 10:08:00 PST

F**K it, Ill try...

Well, fuck it. Just fuck it. No, really. Sit down, take a deep breath, and say it. 'Fuck it! F. Uck. It.' Feels good, doesn't it? Oh, wait. I forgot. The written word is really pretty bad about gett...
Posted by Sir That One Guy on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 09:13:00 PST

I would never...

Yeah, so, uh... I've been on this beeyotch for a while now,and I think that you folks may be getting the wrong idea about me. Sure, I tell you about the weird and snarky and downright doofalicious sit...
Posted by Sir That One Guy on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 10:51:00 PST

Knowledge

When trying to waste time, sometimes I venture into bookstores hoping to sneak a peek at the porn mags. Not too long ago I found an interesting book... It was called Everything I Ever Needed to Know, ...
Posted by Sir That One Guy on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 09:19:00 PST