FOR MY KIMMY |
Posted by on Sun, 03 May 2009 03:09:00 GMT |
Broken Promises |
Wow another BLOG! Well here it goes! So these neighborhood kids thought it would be an AWSOME idea to throw rocks at a tree that was nearby my house!! One of the lil jackasses launched a boulder that ... Posted by on Fri, 20 Feb 2009 03:38:00 GMT |
30 And Older |
THE SPOILED UNDER-30 CROWD!!!
If you are 30 or older you will think this is hilarious!!!!
When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how h... Posted by on Sat, 15 Nov 2008 21:49:00 GMT |
Doing things the "RIGHT" way |
Just like most of you I’ve been blessed by the good lord with two normal hands! I have recently had surgery on my right arm! I have also come to realize how difficult life can be with the u... Posted by on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 13:25:00 GMT |
Im awake!! |
Okay get this!!! As most of you know, I work 3rd shift! Here in KS we have these things called Torandos!!! They are pretty distructive if you know what I mean!!! But anywho, I was sleeping pretty sou... Posted by on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 13:59:00 GMT |
Fucking Assholes |
What the fuck?? Some Asshole called in a bomb threat to our local schools! What kind of twisted sick fuck would want to hurt anyone's innocent child?? Who the fuck gets off scarying the living s... Posted by on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 10:37:00 GMT |
Ode to IHOP |
Your eggs with a splash of Chalula liven up my tastebuds,
Your Hashbrowns are ever so buttery and crisp!
Your Stuffed French Toast is ever so Orgasmic!
Your Bacon so Crisp, but melts in my mout... Posted by on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 09:08:00 GMT |
Waffles |
MAN! My girl got me a waffle maker for Christmas! It's pretty much the same as the one she has! For some reason hers come out better! I tried to make some for my boy and I! I was better off getting Eg... Posted by on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 10:04:00 GMT |
Cash Money |
Hell the Fuck Yeah! I finally won some money at the casino! I hate the slot machines, but tonight there was a calm in the air! I inserted $10.00. I played one quarter and nothing! The next quarter....... Posted by on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 23:53:00 GMT |
The Gas Man |
You are a 20%Fart Master! Stop kidding yourself you stink up the joint in your sleep. Why do you think your last 3 realtionsips ended?How'>http://www.gotoquiz.com/how_gassy_are_you">How gassy are you... Posted by on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 15:00:00 GMT |