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About Me

I Live on a remote peninsula in the pacific ocean. I lead a fairly Quiet life keeping watch over Marsh's Free Museum. My closest friends are the two headed calf. and the Shrunken Head. I have many other strange and unusual friends. They say I came from the swamp and that is possible. I believe my mother was a mermaid and dad was a long shore man. No marriage just a bastard half man half gator boy. I was soon sold into the Sideshow. This was when I found my real family. I toured and saw the world with the other so called freaks. Aaah it was grand. I have retired to Marsh's Free Museum in Long Beach Wa. This is truly a place of the past with many a oddity just out in the open to de discovered and experienced. I love it here in Long Beach home of The World's Longest Driving Beach, World's Biggest Frying Pan, World's Biggest Crab Pot X-Mas Tree and Fastest Go Kart's on the West Coast. We have Old fashioned Bumper Cars, Tilt A Whirl, Merry Go Round & the Octopus. A arcade with only Ol' School Pin Ball Machines. If you choose to see it long Beach can be a step back in time to the good Ol days of the kitschy tourist beach town. It is the only place for me. .

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Big Foot, Jim Rose, Elvis and P.T. Barnum.

My Blog

Vintage Roadside

Vintage Roadside is a small company that produce what I think are the best t-shirts to be had.The shirts are top quality featuring authentic, vintage graphics from drive in restaurants, roadside attra...
Posted by on Fri, 15 May 2009 22:03:00 GMT

what is Jake?

I spent a day out of the Museum with Jake. This is such a rare and exciting opportunity for someone like me. I have a deep appreciation for side show and a love of old weird antiques. Speaking of old ...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Apr 2009 08:30:00 GMT

Jakes 3rd anual 75th birthday party and car show

http://www.funbeach.com/events/jake/index.htmlI my self am a bit of a Frankenstein, half man half gator. I enjoy cars like me put together sturdy but not shiny & new & perfect. My favorite color is ru...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Jan 2009 19:29:00 GMT

car show registration

http://www.funbeach.com/events/jake/index.htmlclick here for link to car show registration 
Posted by on Sat, 10 Jan 2009 18:36:00 GMT

My Party, You cant make this sh*@ up

So I had a great party great music, lovlie dancing girls,  a dirty clown fabulous crowd and venue. It all went perfect I shocked and awed the folks. Thats when things went from weird to...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Aug 2008 22:24:00 GMT

finally someone as facinating as I

Jake never blog's but this is to fascinating to pass up. He met a wonderful artist on myspace who has generously agreed to show her work at his party. She was in a terrable accident and lost her memor...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Jul 2008 13:12:00 GMT